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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I shouldn’t meet this couple tonight?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

You’ve just eaten a vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Tuesday, people don't have sex on a Tuesday.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"It's Tuesday, people don't have sex on a Tuesday. "

This is very true, say you’ve had a dodgy curry and postpone to hump day…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartbeat is on

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"I shouldn’t meet this couple tonight?"

You've trapped your penis in the car door and now waiting on the Emergency services to free you n your peen

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

His girlfriend is working/poorly/had an emergency to go too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shouldn’t meet this couple tonight?

You've trapped your penis in the car door and now waiting on the Emergency services to free you n your peen "

I hope u left the hand break on??

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"You’ve just eaten a vindaloo"

Naan n rice come with that

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It's just a bloke pretending.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's just a bloke pretending."
congratulations!!!!

You’re into my top 10 answers!

You could be no1 by the end.

Let’s see what happens???

Well done you xx

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You already had a wank and now can't be bothered to get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You already had a wank and now can't be bothered to get out of bed."

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Washing your hair

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"You’ve just eaten a vindaloo

Naan n rice come with that "

The works!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Washing your hair "
very true!!

But I’ve got short hair so a rain shower would do the trick!! That’s why I always carry head and shoulders with me

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"You’ve just eaten a vindaloo

Naan n rice come with that

The works!!"

Welsh Indian it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They wouldn't send you a face pic after demanding yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They wouldn't send you a face pic after demanding yours "
Congratulations!!

You’re the second into my top 10 best answers.

You could be no1

Stay tuned fella

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"You’ve just eaten a vindaloo

Naan n rice come with that

The works!!

Welsh Indian it is then "

Only the best

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"You’ve just eaten a vindaloo

Naan n rice come with that

The works!!

Welsh Indian it is then

Only the best "

It's all about taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the wife is a figment of his imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are meeting me instead xx

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Because he said he's straight but hes gonna try to put the willy in your bum when you get there

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Because he said he's straight but hes gonna try to put the willy in your bum when you get there "

Followed by his fist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because you are meeting me instead xx"
as lovely as you are my sweet.

I will only focus on that meet that’s been arranged.

Unless?????

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You did a reverse image search and they have a striking resemblance to a couple advertising for sale a pair of genuine foreskin moccasins…

Various sizes.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"She" keeps calling you mate.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

You double booked yourself and already agreed to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""She" keeps calling you mate."

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

You have the hiccups and you're erection is struggling with it

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Pubic hair

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield


"You did a reverse image search and they have a striking resemblance to a couple advertising for sale a pair of genuine foreskin moccasins…

Various sizes."

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"You did a reverse image search and they have a striking resemblance to a couple advertising for sale a pair of genuine foreskin moccasins…

Various sizes."

Wow, they sound sooooo comfortable. Foreskin is so soft...it'd be like wearing Flumps on your feet.

Size 13 ?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

They’ve only sent a postcode and will send the house number when you’re there. The postcode leads you to a pizza shop at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They’ve only sent a postcode and will send the house number when you’re there. The postcode leads you to a pizza shop at the moment. "
your definitely along the right lines my sweet but your not quite there

Excellent guess!!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"You did a reverse image search and they have a striking resemblance to a couple advertising for sale a pair of genuine foreskin moccasins…

Various sizes.

Wow, they sound sooooo comfortable. Foreskin is so soft...it'd be like wearing Flumps on your feet.

Size 13 ?"

Only to order

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Their secretly planning to tie you up & peg you without lube

Haha

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They keep talking about you "smashing her pussi"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"You did a reverse image search and they have a striking resemblance to a couple advertising for sale a pair of genuine foreskin moccasins…

Various sizes.

Wow, they sound sooooo comfortable. Foreskin is so soft...it'd be like wearing Flumps on your feet.

Size 13 ?

Only to order

"

That looked like an order to me.

What, pray tell, do I need to do to register my interest in exchanging the King's shilling for a pair of the softest moccasins ?

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

They won’t talk on the phone

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

They want you to book a hotel room and will give you the money back when they get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They keep talking about you "smashing her pussi" "
Congratulations!!

You’re the 3rd person to reach my top 10 best answers!

Stay tuned!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They won’t talk on the phone"
congratulations!!!

You’re the 4th person to reach my top 10 best answers.

Stay tuned!!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

They’ve asked for loads of pics

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

You've not seen their faces

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