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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Women, what's one thing you'd recommend a man tries if they suddenly woke up in a woman's body

Men. What would you recommend to the women?

Make it interesting and give 1 sex related and one normal.

I'd want men to experience a female orgasm. Apparently they're so different. I'd like to know how a guy feels too, so that's my answer for the other half.

Period cramps, and none of these situations like we see on social media where it lasts 5 minutes. I mean days of it, going to work, the gym and stuff.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Getting hit in the balls. Hard

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Getting hit in the balls. Hard"

Well that escalated quickly.

And what would you want to try if you were a woman?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Men. What would you recommend to the women?"

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Going Dutch. I'm all for the modern woman and her meeting the gentleman half way.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Men. What would you recommend to the women?

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Going Dutch. I'm all for the modern woman and her meeting the gentleman half way. "

I do this with all dates. Or take turns. I've never been comfortable with a guy paying for things.

Also bought a few bfs flowers and stuff. They were so shocked and happy to get them

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think we all know that if a man suddenly woke up in a woman’s body there’s only one thing he’d be doing….playing with his boobs all day…

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places "

News flash…..women wank too…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places

News flash…..women wank too…"

Verily, but not in a manner that can earn one a days worth of steps in under five minutes…

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places "

Urinal rules. Get as close as possible to the person at the next urinal and rub your arm sensually up and down his while looking at his cock. Right? Bonus points for whispering "nice"

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places

News flash…..women wank too…

Verily, but not in a manner that can earn one a days worth of steps in under five minutes…"

Oh I beg you differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ponder why balls are are so fragile yet so exposed

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ponder why balls are are so fragile yet so exposed"

Why does the wrong touch, hard or soft hurt, but balls repeatedly slapping ass cheeks is completely fine?

Also, what happens to them whe. You run? Do they bounce or get squooshed

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places

Urinal rules. Get as close as possible to the person at the next urinal and rub your arm sensually up and down his while looking at his cock. Right? Bonus points for whispering "nice""

That’s exactly my technique

Also, undoing the flies and flipping out the old chap is great for a speedy visit and all, but it’s far more fun and indeed far more social and friendly to ones pissing buddies if you pull down both your trousers and pants around your ankles whilst urinating….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ponder why balls are are so fragile yet so exposed

Why does the wrong touch, hard or soft hurt, but balls repeatedly slapping ass cheeks is completely fine?

Also, what happens to them whe. You run? Do they bounce or get squooshed"

Re:arse, soft is fine, hard is not according to my sources

Re run: depends on underwear, kinda like bra

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

The female orgasm is what I want most in the world...after world peace and a PlayStation.

I am in awe of how it completely takes control and fluids and convulsions ensue.

Yes, I want women to feel how shit ours are by comparison and get a reality check.

I'd like a woman to know what it's like not to talk/communicate every few minutes with friends and not to generally care who does what to who...wearing whatever...for the 15th time.

I'd like to feel how invested women are in each others lives...for 5 minutes. I'd be knackered after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The female orgasm is what I want most in the world...after world peace and a PlayStation.

I am in awe of how it completely takes control and fluids and convulsions ensue.

"

Well dam I want to experience a female orgasm now.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I'd want to warn women about accidently twanging the morning horn with their arm. It's not meant to be bent too far in the wrong direction.

I'd also warn against accidently falling from a tree and having your balls swing under you as you hit the ground.

And finally, I would warn against peeing in a hedgerows in case there's an electric wire fence in there.

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"For those new to the wonders bestowed by the penis, I’d highly recommend experiencing the joys of a good wank. It’s really most exhilarating and as a bonus, if you have a fit bit or the like and if you don the said device on your chosen masturbatory arm, you can even get a load of extra cheat steps in

In your new body I’d also suggest you visit a men’s urinal and learn the fascinating etiquette that is expected of one whilst in these most wondrous places

Urinal rules. Get as close as possible to the person at the next urinal and rub your arm sensually up and down his while looking at his cock. Right? Bonus points for whispering "nice"

That’s exactly my technique

Also, undoing the flies and flipping out the old chap is great for a speedy visit and all, but it’s far more fun and indeed far more social and friendly to ones pissing buddies if you pull down both your trousers and pants around your ankles whilst urinating…. "

With eye contact obviously....

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By *ympho6969 OP   Woman
over a year ago

glasgow


"The female orgasm is what I want most in the world...after world peace and a PlayStation.

I am in awe of how it completely takes control and fluids and convulsions ensue.

Yes, I want women to feel how shit ours are by comparison and get a reality check.

I'd like a woman to know what it's like not to talk/communicate every few minutes with friends and not to generally care who does what to who...wearing whatever...for the 15th time.

I'd like to feel how invested women are in each others lives...for 5 minutes. I'd be knackered after that. "

I think your later statements would be a harsh awakening for most of us women. Not something I would look forward to and one of the reasons I ask guys how they are, how they really are. Most love the chance to talk if you show you're genuinely interested and won't throw it back in their face as ammo

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Multiple orgasms.

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