FabSwingers.com forum: Besides eating cereal with water what is the most outrageous eating sin you have witnessed

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Happy Tuesdays everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat pears.

The noise….the texture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who eat pears.

The noise….the texture "

I've ALWAYS said people who eat pears can't be trusted

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have known more than one social degenerate who has had the brazen audacity to eat baked beans out of the can, cold…right before my very eyes(!!!) The ghastly bounders!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

People spreading faux butter on their bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have known more than one social degenerate who has had the brazen audacity to eat baked beans out of the can, cold…right before my very eyes(!!!) The ghastly bounders!

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

While eating in a prestigious restaurant in St Andrews, 2 kids in a family group had ordered fillet steaks, then asked for ketchup...

Animals

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Beaked beans on a Christmas Dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup on roast dinner

Mayo on hotdogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cereal with beer.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Pineapple on pizza

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By *ingdangTV/TS
over a year ago

manchester

I eat cereal on its own, forget about water.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"I eat cereal on its own, forget about water."

My son does this. With a glass of milk. No idea why he won't touch weetabix again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak. Well done!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Chocolate gateau with gravy. At a hotel buffet in China.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Chocolate gateau with gravy. At a hotel buffet in China."

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick!

That’s more a crime against humanity than any discernible form of cuisine.

Er…I have to ask though, did you try any?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Explains a few things...

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

My ex wife went out on a work's night out to one of those Brazilian meatfeast places where they constantly come round with meats on a skewer to carve at your table.

One of her colleagues turned up with a cup-a-soup and ordered a bowl of boiling water, as she said she was on a diet!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Warm white, rosé wine.

Cold Red wine.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Warm white, rosé wine.

Cold Red wine."

I know it's drinking but just had to say there's people around that think's this is acceptable.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Chocolate gateau with gravy. At a hotel buffet in China."

Real gravy or American grey 'gravy'

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

To be fair I have had a Yorkshire pudding with a breakfast at a Toby carvery lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Ketchup on a Sunday roast.

In fact, I can beat that. Ketchup on Christmas dinner. Absolute fucking heathen. Degenerate behaviour.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Explains a few things..."

Haha for sure

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

[Removed by poster at 11/07/23 19:43:58]

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

castrated bulls testicles ! the look of glee and satisfaction of the " female " frying them in her best frying pan ! and feeding her dog .... urgghhhh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

Well you talk to me so my case rests

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"To be fair I have had a Yorkshire pudding with a breakfast at a Toby carvery lol"

Yorkshires are never wrong, anywhere.

Toby Carvery, on the other hand …

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ketchup on a Sunday roast.

In fact, I can beat that. Ketchup on Christmas dinner. Absolute fucking heathen. Degenerate behaviour."

What cretinous human being does that

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

People eating chips with tomato sauce and bacon too

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Once, when I returned to university halls after Chrimbo break, there was branflakes and nothing else in my cupboard. So, I borrowed some Birds Instant custard and had that on top.

Not as bad as you think.

Also, I used to eat mushy peas...cold...from the can...with my fingers.

I lied...I used a spoon.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

Well you talk to me so my case rests

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"To be fair I have had a Yorkshire pudding with a breakfast at a Toby carvery lol

Yorkshires are never wrong, anywhere.

Toby Carvery, on the other hand …

Yorkshire puddings are ace... I do quite like a Toby carvery though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once, when I returned to university halls after Chrimbo break, there was branflakes and nothing else in my cupboard. So, I borrowed some Birds Instant custard and had that on top.

Not as bad as you think.

Also, I used to eat mushy peas...cold...from the can...with my fingers.

I lied...I used a spoon. "

I like mushy peas cold!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"castrated bulls testicles ! the look of glee and satisfaction of the " female " frying them in her best frying pan ! and feeding her dog .... urgghhhh"

I've eaten pigs intestines lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well well well.

Looks like we have a filter for the block list thread here

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well well well.

Looks like we have a filter for the block list thread here"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Well well well.

Looks like we have a filter for the block list thread here"

In my defence I was tricked by my Spanish friend lol

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By *kcouple1973Couple
over a year ago

colchester

On a work trip we found a very nice steak restaurant then two the two imbeciles ordered rib eye’s very well done !!! And beers I just sat in amazement with my knife gliding through my cooked to perfection Chateaubriand sipping a glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pape while the two herberts wrestled with what looked like a chunky leather insole!!! Tbf the waiter blatantly raised an eyebrow when they both asked for very well done !!! Lmao

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What cretinous human being does that

My neice.

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

People who eat cardboard or more commonly known as a well done steak.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What cretinous human being does that

My neice."

You need stern words with her haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

Well you talk to me so my case rests

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You know you don't need the brackets for

haha

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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

My sister in law would have a sip of quite expensive red wine with Christmas lunch, then a swig of fresh orange juice. In the name of God why!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

Well you talk to me so my case rests

(

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You know you don't need the brackets for

haha

I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop Tarts.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

Well hello!

Well you talk to me so my case rests

(

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You know you don't need the brackets for

haha

I stand corrected

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Pizza for breakfast

Indian takeaway for breakfast

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

[Removed by poster at 11/07/23 21:32:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar and milk on porridge

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I remember seeing someone have orange juice on their cornflakes while staying at a b&b once

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Mashed potato on toast

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Knew a guy who put tomato sauce on mac n cheese ...

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

People who don’t know how to eat chicken wings

leaving so much meat on there, that could feed a family of two lol

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Ketchup on mac n cheese and ketchup or brown sauce on a bacon roll people like to ruin good food

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Oh & a friend of mine drinks Vimto with warm water

wtf lol

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

"People who don’t know how to eat chicken wings

leaving so much meat on there, that could feed a family of two lol

Haha yes this. whenever I make wings for me and my son it annoys me when I see his plate left in kitchen with loads of meat left on the bones

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"Knew a guy who put tomato sauce on mac n cheese ...

Ahhhh no way literally just wrote that after you there

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By *orthwestsamMan
over a year ago

travel with work

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Steak. Well done!

I'll bring the firing squad

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"castrated bulls testicles ! the look of glee and satisfaction of the " female " frying them in her best frying pan ! and feeding her dog .... urgghhhh"

Looks like the dog had a guest in the doghouse that day.

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I eat cereal on its own, forget about water."

My nannykids do this with weetabix, literally holding it in their hand and biting it like a giant cookie!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Once, when I returned to university halls after Chrimbo break, there was branflakes and nothing else in my cupboard. So, I borrowed some Birds Instant custard and had that on top.

Not as bad as you think.

Also, I used to eat mushy peas...cold...from the can...with my fingers.

I lied...I used a spoon.

I like mushy peas cold! "

You have always been a woman of great taste

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A girl pooing in one of the open air men’s urinals at a festival in Leeds

What has this to do with eating (goes on Amazon to get some eye bleach: just in case.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered a starter, mussels.

I could only manage two by swallowing them whole then I was done...they looked like mini vaginas, I was near sick when my partner scoffed them.

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By *orthwestsamMan
over a year ago

travel with work

"A girl pooing in one of the open air men’s urinals at a festival in Leeds

What has this to do with eating (goes on Amazon to get some eye bleach: just in case.)"

Misread the title hence deleted it…. Which I sadly can’t do with the image that will haunt me to my grave!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"People who don’t know how to eat chicken wings

leaving so much meat on there, that could feed a family of two lol

Haha yes this. whenever I make wings for me and my son it annoys me when I see his plate left in kitchen with loads of meat left on the bones "

Absolutely drives me crazy haha

I’ve stopped inviting some people to bbq’s for committing this sin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I witnessed someone plating up their Chinese then drowning it in brown sauce. Deserves jail time to be honest!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"People who eat pears.

The noise….the texture "

My main beef with the pears of today is that they a) take AGES to ripen and b) go from ripe to over ripe in a day!

There’s just no happy medium.

Same with peaches etc. Nothing worse than a dry peach.

Keep meaning to try a farmers market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pickled onion monster munch dipped in vanilla ice cream!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A girl pooing in one of the open air men’s urinals at a festival in Leeds

What has this to do with eating (goes on Amazon to get some eye bleach: just in case.)

Misread the title hence deleted it…. Which I sadly can’t do with the image that will haunt me to my grave!"

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

"I witnessed someone plating up their Chinese then drowning it in brown sauce. Deserves jail time to be honest! "

Haha that’s literally one of the worst things I ever heard whst a waste of good Chinese food

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People that eat Sushi , needs help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I witnessed someone plating up their Chinese then drowning it in brown sauce. Deserves jail time to be honest!

Haha that’s literally one of the worst things I ever heard whst a waste of good Chinese food "

I couldn’t believe what I was seeing

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Olives being eaten from the jar, come to think of it olives being eaten at all

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Woman at bus stop eating raw sausages

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"A girl pooing in one of the open air men’s urinals at a festival in Leeds

What has this to do with eating (goes on Amazon to get some eye bleach: just in case.)

Misread the title hence deleted it…. Which I sadly can’t do with the image that will haunt me to my grave!"

I'll change the address to yours for the delivery then?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I eat raw beef mince from the tray...as a snack.

I do remove the "meat knappy" because I am not an ludite.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Woman at bus stop eating raw sausages "
...sounds like the start to a joke.

What's the punchline ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I was the cause of this: making a sandwich out of a baguette, when I was staying in the French Basque region. The look of horror on their faces: I could have sworn I'd committed a serious crime or something.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

People who eat semi cooked meat are cannibalists

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By *ickyxxx69Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Buttered weatabix eaten like slices of buttered bread

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Warm white, rosé wine.

Cold Red wine."

I'd not recommend below 12C for a light bodied red. 15C upwards for more complex reds. Some are great at 18C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked beans served with a roast dinner

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

What about sashimi eaters?

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I have known more than one social degenerate who has had the brazen audacity to eat baked beans out of the can, cold…right before my very eyes(!!!) The ghastly bounders!

I'll sometimes have some of the baked bean juice cold from the can. Never the beans themselves though.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

On a tipsy night out,ended on sitting in the bathroom whilst my friend was eating a cheeseburger in the shower (water on)Just seeing her eating a soggy burger.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I love to dip my chips into my milkshake

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Crisps in bread? It's odd but actually tastes nice. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter&tuna sandwiches, gross

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The mrs putting red sauce on everything.

The mr

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

"I have known more than one social degenerate who has had the brazen audacity to eat baked beans out of the can, cold…right before my very eyes(!!!) The ghastly bounders!

I've seen this type of degenerate too, positively vile

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

Ive seen:

Wheetabix with milk and squirty cream for breakfast

Pasta, tomato sauce and topped with blueberries

Hot dogs with strawberry jam and plastic cheese

Finally, eating raw mushrooms.

All from the same person too

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"All Sushi eaters !!

You're all psychopaths

What about sashimi eaters?"

Extra psycho points ... I love sashimi too

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh & a friend of mine drinks Vimto with warm water

wtf lol"

Hot vimto is lovely if youre feeling unwell, but lukewarm? Urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive seen:

Wheetabix with milk and squirty cream for breakfast

Pasta, tomato sauce and topped with blueberries

Hot dogs with strawberry jam and plastic cheese

Finally, eating raw mushrooms.

All from the same person too

I like raw mushrooms. (Mushroom) dam it

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Chocolate gateau with gravy. At a hotel buffet in China.

Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick!

That’s more a crime against humanity than any discernible form of cuisine.

Er…I have to ask though, did you try any?

Why ruin perfectly good gravy?

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By *umslut jannineTV/TS
over a year ago

nottingham

Lard sandwiches with lots of salt when I was a kid

No idea how I’m still alive to be honest

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

A work colleague used to dip their toast in coffee which reminds me of people who eat babies/toddlers gummed to death left over food…..

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"People who eat semi cooked meat are cannibalists "

Medium rare is the best way to eat steak.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"People who eat semi cooked meat are cannibalists

Medium rare is the best way to eat steak."

It most certainly is

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

People who spread that rancid yeast spread onto their toast.

Marmite...

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"The mrs putting red sauce on everything.

The mr "

What is red sause?

Salsa, chili, cherry, raspberry, cranberry or tabasco?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Housemate who used to gave plain pasta with gravy

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I like raw bacon.

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