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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

razzers?

Love and Peace

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Small very small

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Oooo I like small razzers

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Petite yet pert.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Big, very big...do you like those too?

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Wtf are razzers

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I had some lovely juicy raspberries at lunch today.

They were quite big.

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"Big, very big...do you like those too?"

Mmmmm

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Slightly bigger and juicer than your plums

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Petite yet pert. "

They are petit and pert aren’t they

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?"

I like all razzers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger than handfuls

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Wtf are razzers "

Come on, everyone knows what razzers are

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Average

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I had some lovely juicy raspberries at lunch today.

They were quite big."

You had big razzers in yer mouth?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Slightly bigger and juicer than your plums "

Would you like to put that to the test?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers "

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Nice and big

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Bigger than handfuls "

I’ve never seen razzers that are bigger than handfuls

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Average "

They’re a good size though

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

I have no idea what razzers are so I'm going to say average

T

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too"

So you love spuds?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nice and big "

Are they pointy and could take your eye out?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I have no idea what razzers are so I'm going to say average

T"

Having seen your profile pic I’d say they’re just the right size for your boobs

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Bigger than they should be.

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs


"I have no idea what razzers are so I'm going to say average

T

Having seen your profile pic I’d say they’re just the right size for your boobs "

In that case I'd say they're the perfect size

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Razzers by me are the plod (police)

If you mean breasts, I know them as bangers, knockers, melons, passion pillows and gazungas but not razzers.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Slightly bigger and juicer than your plums

Would you like to put that to the test? "

I'd love to. You still behind the bins at Lidl?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Bigger than they should be."

Nah, I’m not having it

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I get it now, took me a while

Raspberry ripple - nipple

I'll get my coat....

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I have no idea what razzers are so I'm going to say average

T

Having seen your profile pic I’d say they’re just the right size for your boobs

In that case I'd say they're the perfect size "

Yes, yes they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big (and soft) enough to comfortably rest upon

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Razzers by me are the plod (police)

If you mean breasts, I know them as bangers, knockers, melons, passion pillows and gazungas but not razzers."

I think you’ll find they’re called ‘rozzers’ and no, I’m not talking about breasts

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Slightly bigger and juicer than your plums

Would you like to put that to the test?

I'd love to. You still behind the bins at Lidl? "

I’ve moved onto Netto, they sell cheap beans

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I get it now, took me a while

Raspberry ripple - nipple

I'll get my coat...."

Dude, come on

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big (and soft) enough to comfortably spunk upon "

A woman after my own

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Didn't know what they were

Every day is a school day hey

Small and proportional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big (and soft) enough to comfortably spunk upon

A woman after my own "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Didn't know what they were

Every day is a school day hey

Small and proportional "

I can’t see them

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds? "

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Whats a razzer?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Norks?

Mine are ample

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now"

Do you liked baked potatoes?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Whats a razzer?"

The answer is literally under your nose

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Norks?

Mine are ample "

Nooooooooo not norks

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Norks?

Mine are ample "

Want to sample? Yes I do please - thought you'd never ask

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes? "

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Norks?

Mine are ample "

Let me at em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like grapes

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Small wish they were a bit bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F just uses yours Rex

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Like grapes"

If you leave them alone long enough do they shrivel up and turn wrinkly?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I actually have no idea, if anyone wants to measure them that would be great.

Mrs

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I though raspberry ripple was rhyming slang for a very politically incorrect term for a person living with mobility difficulties. There is a film of the same name with the name used in that context….

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Norks?

Mine are ample

Want to sample? Yes I do please - thought you'd never ask "

For you gorgeous… I will just whip them out

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Norks?

Mine are ample

Want to sample? Yes I do please - thought you'd never ask "

I’d sample the land around the razzer as well

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like grapes

If you leave them alone long enough do they shrivel up and turn wrinkly? "

You've seen them haven't you?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes?

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?"

Peniscoladas? Oohh my

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Like grapes"

But you have a good ratio going on though

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Small wish they were a bit bigger. "

They’re not small. They’re just right for the land they’re sitting on

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"F just uses yours Rex "

I don’t like my razzers played with

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Like grapes

If you leave them alone long enough do they shrivel up and turn wrinkly? "

Use them or lose them I think the saying is

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I actually have no idea, if anyone wants to measure them that would be great.

Mrs "

They look in proportion I’d say

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I though raspberry ripple was rhyming slang for a very politically incorrect term for a person living with mobility difficulties. There is a film of the same name with the name used in that context…."

Now you’ve even confused me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Small "

And pointy

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Quite big.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Quite big."

Yes they are

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes?

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?

Peniscoladas? Oohh my "

Now you're talking...peniscoladas with a big banana...split

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Nipples? Apparently they are quite appealing and suckable

MrsAbz

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes?

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?

Peniscoladas? Oohh my

Now you're talking...peniscoladas with a big banana...split"

With some razzers?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nipples? Apparently they are quite appealing and suckable

MrsAbz"

Oooooo they’re pointy as well aren’t they

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes?

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?

Peniscoladas? Oohh my

Now you're talking...peniscoladas with a big banana...split

With some razzers? "

Oh yes definitely, with some razzers on top

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Big, very big...do you like those too?

I like all razzers

To be fair, i'm quite partial to love spuds too

So you love spuds?

Yes, i like love spuds and i love...spuds too...is that clear now

Do you liked baked potatoes?

You are good at this...yes...do you like pina colada?

Peniscoladas? Oohh my

Now you're talking...peniscoladas with a big banana...split

With some razzers?

Oh yes definitely, with some razzers on top"

We’ve gone full circle

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