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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and my dining table...

What are we doing?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Deciding on how best to dispose of the bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

Probably rubbing walnuts into the finish to attempt to fix the damage caused by the hold ups and heels.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Doing table cloth pulling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting over the last spring roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to go for dinner

And oooo sounds lovely should I bring the roses candles and bottle of champagne

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Playing uno.

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

We are 100% fucking, your legs on my shoulders and collapsing that table

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Drooling most likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your my evening meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Dancing lol"

Romancing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!! "

Your soooo much fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Your soooo much fun!"

I sense sarcasm.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Same thing we do every night pinky, try to take over the world

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Trying to pull the tablecloth off without distubing anything on it. Always wanted to try that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully F is there too so we can have a good three way...... conversation, whilst we wait on food and, or pre drinks

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Shagging. Simples.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Playing monopoly

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Definitely breaking it under weight of all three of us having fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dancing lol

Romancing?"

Im giving it all tonight

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A game of Space Base

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Discussing outfit choices for the next pic.

Luna

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sticking one of the legs up yer bum hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sticking one of the legs up yer bum hole

There's a joke here, but even I'm not saying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing scrabble

No naughty words or innuendo allowed

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Well I’m eating and your moaning

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sticking one of the legs up yer bum hole

There's a joke here, but even I'm not saying it. "

Say it, say it, say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing monopoly im definitely the car and no cheating

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Trying to find where the last piece of the jigsaw piece goes,

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

Hmmm…that depends; What type of wood is the table made from? Are we talking a nice pine example or else oak? Please say it’s oak. I love oak

We will subsequently talk about the comprising wood joints that are holding it together

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

Beer pong

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Not talking to one another, sitting in disdain

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Drinking alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

Hmmm…that depends; What type of wood is the table made from? Are we talking a nice pine example or else oak? Please say it’s oak. I love oak

We will subsequently talk about the comprising wood joints that are holding it together

Ooh I not sure, but it's solid wood. It's study big and heavy and a little older than one night expect. I was going to sand it down and paint it but I just haven't had the heart to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to find where the last piece of the jigsaw piece goes,

My 3000 piece one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Playing scrabble

No naughty words or innuendo allowed "

Oh I love Scrabble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We are 100% fucking, your legs on my shoulders and collapsing that table"

You dare collapse my table!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!! "

Oh my god yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cribbage and a natter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti bolognese with freshly made garlic bread. Ta

Mrs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack."

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?"

Some is permissable. But an ex had a fucking IKEA festish or something weird going on in her head. That saw me put in 8 hour days and come home to build questionable value for money furniture whilst using algebra to figure it out. So I avoid it now.

*queue IKEA having a record day of sales tomorrow*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?

*queue IKEA having a record day of sales tomorrow*"

No IKEA. I promise. Except I'll go help Lilith with hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine and planning a trip wild swimming

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Wine and planning a trip wild swimming"

Be careful of them parasites that can swim up your wee hole

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Parting the legs and locking them open… easing the flaps open and putting the indian takeaway out and playing ‘ill swap you my last onion bhaji for a Blowjob’

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Playing kerplunk on it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?"

I love IKEA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?

I love IKEA!!!"

Thought you might

it's a no from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping it's an IKEA flatpack and we can build it!!!

Oh my god yes please

Errrr you've gone down in my estimations. I have serious issues with IKEA flatpack.

Just IKEA flat-packed or flatpack in general?

I love IKEA!!!

Thought you might

it's a no from me!"

Pffffttt

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

Hmmm…that depends; What type of wood is the table made from? Are we talking a nice pine example or else oak? Please say it’s oak. I love oak

We will subsequently talk about the comprising wood joints that are holding it together

Ooh I not sure, but it's solid wood. It's study big and heavy and a little older than one night expect. I was going to sand it down and paint it but I just haven't had the heart to."

Ooo natural varnish please

We can choose the exact shade together

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Slowly undressing you with my eyes over a lovingly prepared meal, with wine

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

If it were upto me Playing chess.

However Mrs Misfit doesn't care much for chess but she does like rope and putting dining furniture through its paces. Hope you don't mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

… moving it across the room inch by inch each time I push into you hard!…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and my dining table...

What are we doing?

If it were upto me Playing chess.

However Mrs Misfit doesn't care much for chess but she does like rope and putting dining furniture through its paces. Hope you don't mind?"

You had me at chess

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Wiff waff

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