FabSwingers.com forum: The Big Fab Questions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is PP up so early?

Why Shag needs to know our weekend plans and what's with love of Haribo?

Why is Comtessa always curious?

Why Mr Monkey only finds friends on Saturday?

Any more ?

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why CAN’T I get a meet?

Is 11 inches big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does everyone need to know what we’d do to the poster above?

Why does Jennie tv know everything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why CAN’T I get a meet?

Is 11 inches big?

Dan come and see us on Friday. Shall we kid*nap you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why CAN’T I get a meet?

Is 11 inches big?

Dan come and see us on Friday. Shall we kid*nap you?

Will there be handcuffs .. if so yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that we can never really leave??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it that we can never really leave?? "

Good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why does everyone need to know what we’d do to the poster above?

Why does Jennie tv know everything? "

Why do we need a TV in the bedroom ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why does Fiddles live in his nan's spare room? have the roles been reversed and he's actually the granny in the annex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why there is no GrandpaCrumpet

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Can i ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/23 13:28:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I log off with the intention of leaving it at least a couple of hours before logging back in?, but 10 minutes later

here we are again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i ask you a question"

classic

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"why does Fiddles live in his nan's spare room? have the roles been reversed and he's actually the granny in the annex?

Will Quacksplat ever meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made nanna bad?

Will we ever see Wonkos face?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Does Boo jump out at unsuspecting folk

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Why do we all keep posting?

Luna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What made nanna bad?

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Since when has a Sky remote been a universal penis measurement device?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a Feast better than a Fab?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

When a lass has tonsilitis is it true jizms has antibiotics in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can no one ever be happy with the body/skin colour/looks/features they were born with?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Why can no one ever be happy with the body/skin colour/looks/features they were born with? "
im happy with what i was born with i was a cute baby but time has a price

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Why does how ever many times i log in nothing ever changes

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?"

Indeed.

What’s going on here people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is grumpy mcfucknugget really grumpy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is grumpy mcfucknugget really grumpy?"

He can be, just take away his custard supplies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?"

Why is it all over the news

And everyone is talking about it?

Psst

It isn't

They aren't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?

Indeed.

What’s going on here people? "

Why is it all over the news

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Is a Feast better than a Fab?"

Yes, glad I could clear that up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex Holes, does he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?

Why is it all over the news

And everyone is talking about it?

Psst

It isn't

They aren't"

The seagull thread killed me off

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why does bacon taste sooooo good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And does Felix Sighted feel....you know?

And if so why and what about?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Drama Freee, is he really tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Erect Jim actually erect all the time?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Why do the people you connect with always live so far away?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Was Erect Jim actually erect all the time? "

He's a scaffolder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are kinkycouple_2020 really kinky with normal eyesight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is brucey really juicy?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"why does Fiddles live in his nan's spare room? have the roles been reversed and he's actually the granny in the annex?

Shush you’ll wake her up, she’s a right bugger if her naps are interrupted.

Why is Rickshawed not called Rick Shaw

When will the national portrait gallery put on an exhibition of fab profile pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do knights of the coffee table do It on the table?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama Freee, is he really tho?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do knights of the coffee table do It on the table?

Or even work knights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does Nicecouple561 teach us subtractions? 5 = 6-1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Essex Tom always talk in third person?

Why is it all over the news

And everyone is talking about it?

Psst

It isn't

They aren't

The seagull thread killed me off

I have to disconnect. I simply cannot anymore. Too much. Argh.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is grumpy mcfucknugget really grumpy?

He can be, just take away his custard supplies.

Oi you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is grumpy mcfucknugget really grumpy?"

You'll find out soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will Shag get laid.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do knights of the coffee table do It on the table?

We don't even have a coffee table

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When will fluffy chicken grow some feathers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is lilith ever happy, or just permanently sarcastic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made nanna bad?

Will we ever see Wonkos face?"

What does wonko get in return?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

Because if I'd come from the left bollock I'd have webbed toes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the only message single men get the subscription renewal demand?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Why does everyone have to 'pull up a chair' and 'eat cake' like we are part of some Women's Institute or the like!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Who cleans the popcorn machine, and why has it gotten salty?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

Because if I'd come from the left bollock I'd have webbed toes...."

You're a dickhead

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ffs why is I can't rember what fucking day it is and just realised its Tuesday again .thank you ladies

I'll go look now .god bless Mr sprout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who cleans the popcorn machine, and why has it gotten salty?

Someone jizzed in it. We all know who....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it that we can never really leave?? "

It's like the lyrics say. " You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made nanna bad?

Will we ever see Wonkos face?

What does wonko get in return? "

What does wonko want?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

yes of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is outsider really in the clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs why is I can't rember what fucking day it is and just realised its Tuesday again .thank you ladies

I'll go look now .god bless Mr sprout."

Look. I’m here. Posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/23 19:55:06]

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

What *did* that poster remove? Enquiring minds want to know.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

How does Mr Sprout pick “Sprout matches” on his matchup threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can no one ever be happy with the body/skin colour/looks/features they were born with? "

I love being Black.

Am I allowed to say that?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ffs why is I can't rember what fucking day it is and just realised its Tuesday again .thank you ladies

I'll go look now .god bless Mr sprout.

Look. I’m here. Posting. "

God bless you Mr pickle I also came across another thread of yours

I'd said I like your comments on other threads .keep up the good work .

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

Because if I'd come from the left bollock I'd have webbed toes....

You're a dickhead

Practicing since 1977, perfecting the art on the forums.....there's a few to learn from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/23 20:16:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS...

How annoyed do YOU get when you're blocked?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"[ poster held back at 11/07/23 20:16:44]"

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

Because if I'd come from the left bollock I'd have webbed toes....

You're a dickhead

Practicing since 1977, perfecting the art on the forums.....there's a few to learn from

I'm only around since '92 Ghandi haven't had as long as you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"How annoyed do YOU get when you're blocked?

Cockblocked or block blocked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How does Mr Sprout pick “Sprout matches” on his matchup threads?"

With his magic Sprout skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How annoyed do YOU get when you're blocked?

Cockblocked or block blocked?"

Block blocked I guess.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"FFS...

How annoyed do YOU get when you're blocked?

On a scale of one to ten I generally sit at a dont give a fuck

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Why do the people you connect with always live so far away?

Fabs law lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Why is it that we can never really leave??

It's like the lyrics say. " You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave "

AHA so fab is in fact the Hotel California lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is NotSoPosh actually posh?

Does Nero log onto fab in the evening in a silk dressing gown ,night cap in hand?

Is piscean dream a pisces?

How does Ghandi know he came from his dad's right bollock?

Em x

Because if I'd come from the left bollock I'd have webbed toes....

You're a dickhead

Practicing since 1977, perfecting the art on the forums.....there's a few to learn from

I'm only around since '92 Ghandi haven't had as long as you

Stick around Em, you'll pick up a trick or two

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How does Mr Sprout pick “Sprout matches” on his matchup threads?

With his magic Sprout skills

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"How does Mr Sprout pick “Sprout matches” on his matchup threads?

With his magic Sprout skills

He has some mad skillz

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not actually Bad

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'm not actually Bad

Partial to a strap on though Nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not actually Bad

You are, but in an awesome way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not actually Bad

Liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not actually Bad

I'm still growing my arse hair for you. Don't let me down

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

I’ve always wandered why I like the look of this website from the 90s…

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

Is there a FabSwingers Anonymous support group for addiction

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is there a FabSwingers Anonymous support group for addiction

You need the 12 steps do you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm not actually Bad

Bad Nanna Jamma

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

"Is there a FabSwingers Anonymous support group for addiction

You need the 12 steps do you

"
.

Maybe 200 steps to recovery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made nanna bad?

Will we ever see Wonkos face?

What does wonko get in return?

What does wonko want?"

Left alone to plot the cliques downfall

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Is there a FabSwingers Anonymous support group for addiction

You need the 12 steps do you

Maybe 200 steps to recovery

Fuck the 12 steps take long enough to go through...200 steps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS...

How annoyed do YOU get when you're blocked?

I don't I welcome it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"Why is it that we can never really leave?? "

Fab is the Hotel California!!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Will the artist formally known as JAGA ever return?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not actually Bad

Haha of course not !

Sorry

Tones

And thanks for all the big questions dear participants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will he ever just fuck me??

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will he ever just fuck me??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will he ever just fuck me??

No"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Will he ever just fuck me??

No"

Well if Lilith is out of luck I definitely stand no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will he ever just fuck me??

Well if Lilith is out of luck I definitely stand no chance

Nah no one likes me really.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will he ever just fuck me??

Well if Lilith is out of luck I definitely stand no chance

It is of her own doing!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Will he ever just fuck me??

Well if Lilith is out of luck I definitely stand no chance

It is of her own doing! "

...interesting lol

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