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Things you do that make no sense..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tomorrow I'm going back to slimming world. Today I'm having caramel nibbles at my desk for breakfast and will likely finish all the biscuits too for lunch. You know, to avoid temptation after tomorrow.

What things do you do that make no sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for the weekly food shop then order a takeaway because there’s nothing in the house I want to eat. It’s became a tradition

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich

On the odd occasion I work in an office, I bring lunch to save money on buying lunch but eat it so early that I still need to buy lunch. My self control lacks hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go for the weekly food shop then order a takeaway because there’s nothing in the house I want to eat. It’s became a tradition "

I do this too! I tell myself it's because I want the shopping to last longer. It never does!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Op I'm the same eat everything before starting a diet the next day. But then have no self control and go buy more stuff I shouldn't eat and ruin my diet.

Luna

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley


"On the odd occasion I work in an office, I bring lunch to save money on buying lunch but eat it so early that I still need to buy lunch. My self control lacks hard."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On the odd occasion I work in an office, I bring lunch to save money on buying lunch but eat it so early that I still need to buy lunch. My self control lacks hard."

I hear ya! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I finish my morning coffee, then drive half a mile to buy an "on the way to work coffee"

Bat shit crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?"

I think that's something we all do. The facial expressions I pull are quite something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op I'm the same eat everything before starting a diet the next day. But then have no self control and go buy more stuff I shouldn't eat and ruin my diet.

Luna"

I can totally see my friend and I having Chinese on the way home at some point!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Thinks that i do that makes no sense, the biggy waste to much time on the forums when I could be doing so much more.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I finish my morning coffee, then drive half a mile to buy an "on the way to work coffee"

Bat shit crazy "

Yup. Think of the loyalty points though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thinks that i do that makes no sense, the biggy waste to much time on the forums when I could be doing so much more....."

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I finish my morning coffee, then drive half a mile to buy an "on the way to work coffee"

Bat shit crazy

Yup. Think of the loyalty points though! "

Thats the thing. I don't collect them!!!

Double bat shit crazy!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Much of what I do may seem somewhat senseless to others but its all tickety boo in my own little world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go for the weekly food shop then order a takeaway because there’s nothing in the house I want to eat. It’s became a tradition

I do this too! I tell myself it's because I want the shopping to last longer. It never does! "

Yep! Makes no sense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Much of what I do may seem somewhat senseless to others but its all tickety boo in my own little world "

And that is all that matters x

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

If things are getting on top of me, and i get someone in to clean the house, i clean the house before the come...i mean duh!!...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can only plait my hair with my eyes shut. Since I am plaiting at the back of my head this makes no sense at all

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By *eeling0880Man
over a year ago

Pennines

Well OP at least you’re guaranteed to lose five pounds

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Spend a hour blowdrying my hair when I've checked the weather forecast and know there's going to be heavy rain and it will destroy my efforts within minutes. Might as well just leave the house looking like a troll doll.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?

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I think that's something we all do. The facial expressions I pull are quite something "

•

Don't even get me started on my Wallace & 'Grimace' look when I climax. It's a sight to behold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If things are getting on top of me, and i get someone in to clean the house, i clean the house before the come...i mean duh!!..."

I would do the same. God forbid they judge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can only plait my hair with my eyes shut. Since I am plaiting at the back of my head this makes no sense at all"

Platting hair is a feeling thing. I couldn't actually do it if I had to think about it or describe it but yet my hands seem to know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well OP at least you’re guaranteed to lose five pounds

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This is true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spend a hour blowdrying my hair when I've checked the weather forecast and know there's going to be heavy rain and it will destroy my efforts within minutes. Might as well just leave the house looking like a troll doll."

Yup I do this too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?

·

I think that's something we all do. The facial expressions I pull are quite something

•

Don't even get me started on my Wallace & 'Grimace' look when I climax. It's a sight to behold."

Oh god I never ever want to see my sex face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press to boil the kettle again even once it’s been boiled, frivolous

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Boil the kettle. It switches off. You walk into the lounge to grab your cup, walk back and you switch the kettle on again, having only finished boiling 30 seconds before! Does it get more "boily" than boiling??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drives 10 miles out of my way to get cheeper petrol.

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts


"I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?"

Same with putting in contact lenses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall in love with men knowing they’ll break my poor little heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log off fab.

*30 seconds later*

Logs back in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fall in love with men knowing they’ll break my poor little heart "

This. I can relate to this so very much. Hugs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fall in love with men knowing they’ll break my poor little heart

This. I can relate to this so very much. Hugs x"

I need more sellotape to fix it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boil the kettle. It switches off. You walk into the lounge to grab your cup, walk back and you switch the kettle on again, having only finished boiling 30 seconds before! Does it get more "boily" than boiling?? "

Yup! It's that perfect just boiled click that we seek!

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Work , never seems to end and I’ll never win

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drives 10 miles out of my way to get cheeper petrol. "

I've done similar things x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Boil the kettle. It switches off. You walk into the lounge to grab your cup, walk back and you switch the kettle on again, having only finished boiling 30 seconds before! Does it get more "boily" than boiling?? "

I've just done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find that when I put on mascara I always open my mouth wide. What on earth is all that about?"

I feel seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back when I had a cleaner ( ) I'd do a good tidy-round and polish.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I shout at stupid people who can't drive which is pointless as they can't hear me no matter how loud I shout !!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Diet kind of pointless as any weight lost one week returns the next

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"On the odd occasion I work in an office, I bring lunch to save money on buying lunch but eat it so early that I still need to buy lunch. My self control lacks hard."

^^^^this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to go for a run at 5pm. If I miss it I wait until 6pm and so on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean if I just say the word:

Procrastinating

Hopefully that will conjure all I need too.

I probably waste more energy, building up to doing things, than doing things.

I really have to work at the "don't think do" attitude.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Back when I had a cleaner ( ) I'd do a good tidy-round and polish. "

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I tend to rinse the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Log off fab.

*30 seconds later*

Logs back in."

•

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"I have to go for a run at 5pm. If I miss it I wait until 6pm and so on "

That’s sound familiar, has to be on the hour

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