FabSwingers.com forum: Does your Vacuum suck like a woman?

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Or is it a Dyson ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Good morning, dear friend.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Dunno it's a Henry

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Good morning, dear friend.

Morning Nero

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Dunno it's a Henry

Henry's are good

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Have to try that

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

She is a Dyson.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mine's a shark

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit lack lustre and keeps spitting bits out.

So yes.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after. "

Treat her like a Dyson.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Mine's a shark

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson."

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not like a Hoover, that is the brand.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson.

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet."

Give her a quick once over daily.

Especially behind the sofa.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson.

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet.

Give her a quick once over daily.

Especially behind the sofa."

Service her annually or she'll spit things out and whine.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson.

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet.

Give her a quick once over daily.

Especially behind the sofa."

I've got mine out now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I could teach the vacumn to get itself turned on and empty the bag whenever it felt the need

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I can't see the similarities. I keep mine in the kitchen and get her out when things are feeling a bit dirty.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson.

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet.

Give her a quick once over daily.

Especially behind the sofa.

Service her annually or she'll spit things out and whine."

Have a good rummage in her before you empty just in case there’s some Lego in there.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No. My vacuum is far less needy after.

Treat her like a Dyson.

Stored away until she's needed to suck things up? Probably the best bet.

Give her a quick once over daily.

Especially behind the sofa.

Service her annually or she'll spit things out and whine.

Have a good rummage in her before you empty just in case there’s some Lego in there."
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Upgrade to a newer, more energetic, quieter model when her suction is faltering.

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