FabSwingers.com forum: It’s a sex site, right?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So why can’t you get sex?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I do. Helluva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a what ever you like site

It’s what you make off it sex is easy to get here well for me anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a swinging site so no guarantee of sex

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't know Pickles. I've not had sex for months and months now. Think it's 'cause I spend far too much time posting about it.

You know, talking the talk. Not walking the walk.

You can't do both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit i thought thia was an AA club

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What?! People on here have sex?

I'm here for cake.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say it's definitely not easy for guys tbh,I honestly can't remember my last meet but I keep trying

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

It's a lifestyle site and if you happen to have play meets you need to be just what someone is looking for

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No no one wants to stick it in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sex site" does not mean its GUARANTEED.

When you joined, how do you think it work?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Yes it is. I find that it most have to do with the distance

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Yep. We get sex.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It is? Coulda fooled me! Where is all the sex?

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

What is this sex thing you speak of??

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Not to brag but.........

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

But Pickle, you're here posting in the fora. Everyone knows it's either chatting here or bang bang banging all day long. You can't have it all ways round

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But Pickle, you're here posting in the fora. Everyone knows it's either chatting here or bang bang banging all day long. You can't have it all ways round

Mrs TMN x"

Oh yes! I’m not getting any but I just put that down to my age and my lack of good looks. If I had those two things on my side you’d never see me in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think it's because I'm particular but the truth is probably that I'm a bit of a knob.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"But Pickle, you're here posting in the fora. Everyone knows it's either chatting here or bang bang banging all day long. You can't have it all ways round

Mrs TMN x

Oh yes! I’m not getting any but I just put that down to my age and my lack of good looks. If I had those two things on my side you’d never see me in the forums.

But the forum is where all the easy people are!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No no one wants to stick it in me.

I would if you weren’t so far away.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I like to think it's because I'm particular but the truth is probably that I'm a bit of a knob."

Aren't we all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like to think it's because I'm particular but the truth is probably that I'm a bit of a knob."

Hmm you’re really attractive. You must be a knob.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But Pickle, you're here posting in the fora. Everyone knows it's either chatting here or bang bang banging all day long. You can't have it all ways round

Mrs TMN x"

Fora.

Knew I liked you. This reaffirmed it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Ohhh I'm supposed to have sex?? Knew there was something I was doing wrong

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Oh that's where I'm going wrong then I thought this was a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But Pickle, you're here posting in the fora. Everyone knows it's either chatting here or bang bang banging all day long. You can't have it all ways round

Mrs TMN x

Oh yes! I’m not getting any but I just put that down to my age and my lack of good looks. If I had those two things on my side you’d never see me in the forums.

But the forum is where all the easy people are! "

I’ve met lots of people from the forum. Still no sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh that's where I'm going wrong then I thought this was a swingers site "

Why did you think that? Did you hear about it from jungle book?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What?! People on here have sex?

I'm here for cake.

Mrs "

This ^^^ ...show me the cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What?! People on here have sex?

I'm here for cake.

Mrs

This ^^^ ...show me the cake

I had cake on my first ever fab meet. There’sa reason I generally don’t have cake or promise cake on fab meets anymore.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m scared of women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m scared of women

They do be scary

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

"Oh that's where I'm going wrong then I thought this was a swingers site

Why did you think that? Did you hear about it from jungle book? "

Well isn't it in the name of the site? Or am I just more confused than I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm I'm not sure I know what sex is anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh that's where I'm going wrong then I thought this was a swingers site

Why did you think that? Did you hear about it from jungle book?

Well isn't it in the name of the site? Or am I just more confused than I thought

So it is. Maybe it is a swingers site then?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"No no one wants to stick it in me.

I would if you weren’t so far away. "

It won't reach?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’m scared of women

They do be scary "

Absolutely terrifiable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No no one wants to stick it in me.

I would if you weren’t so far away.

It won't reach?"

It’s only an ickle pickle

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By *icker20.Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Not local one are here for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just here for the singing. Not heard much vocals though.

. Typed Fab Singers in Google and it brought me here.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

For me FAB membership gives access to local club, take it from there

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

"Hmmmm I'm not sure I know what sex is anymore

S.E.X

Sensual Explosive Xstasy.

Most commonly known as slap & tickle, bumping uglies, making love, intercourse or plain old fucking.

Practical demonstration bookings at www.ishouldbesolucky.com

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because I'm easily startled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im just here for the singing. Not heard much vocals though.

. Typed Fab Singers in Google and it brought me here.

This is so funny

I can’t tell if it’s true

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By *amannaCouple
over a year ago

tring

To me this a introduction to other people with the same " swinging" interest, if it entails meeting and fucking great but to know that your desires are not peculiar or weird if great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want something badly enough. You'll get it.

(Possibly in more ways than one

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Trade Description Act

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I think what I am looking for may be out of stock.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What is “the sex”?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Don’t worry. I’ll be showing you.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is “the sex”?

Don’t worry. I’ll be showing you. "

Bananas?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because I'm easily startled. "

"startled" sure...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is “the sex”?

Don’t worry. I’ll be showing you.

Bananas? "

I usually use pickles actually. But you know

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Because I'm far too fussy

99.9% of the population don't meet my requirements and no, I'm not loosening them

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I do ok.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I never thought it was a sex site, came here looking to buy playpark equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I do but I don't a lot.

I'm fussy then there's the issue of logistics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why can’t you get sex? "

Because single guys on here are mostly invisible. It’s all fun and games though right xx

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

"So why can’t you get sex? "

I do.. must be something your doing/not doing

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Probably because I’m good with messaging chat for about a day then I’m shit

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Because when I am free no one I want to fuck is!!

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By *jc65Man
over a year ago

gillingham

Not enough women up for it

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I am just here for the ice lollies.

Luna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not enough women up for it"

Agreed. They ask want socials and time to know my favourite type of cake. It’s exhausting amirite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because when I am free no one I want to fuck is!!

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So why can’t you get sex?

I do.. must be something your doing/not doing"

Oh! Teach me?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Because when I am free no one I want to fuck is!!

Rude

How is that rude?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I haven't done so bad over the years. If you can accommodate in comfortable surroundings word of mouth soon gets you attention when people get told that you are a very safe option to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can. Just not the sort of sex I want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because when I am free no one I want to fuck is!!

Rude

How is that rude?"

Because I’m always free

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

"So why can’t you get sex? "

I get loads thanks.

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

"So why can’t you get sex? "

there are no gaurantees you will get sex just by registering upon a sex/swinging site!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"So why can’t you get sex?

I do.. must be something your doing/not doing

Oh! Teach me? "

When a mummy and a daddy love each other very much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So why can’t you get sex? "

I’m Waiting for my Number to come up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing site? I/we are here to swing kink it the way that works for us...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

It's only a sex site for women silly!

For men it's a battle of abs, the right level of humour, and luck!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"No no one wants to stick it in me.

This I am having difficulty believing

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Because when I am free no one I want to fuck is!!

I'd do ya!

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

It’s not a sex site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s not a sex site"

So will you not do the sex with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a swinging site so no guarantee of sex "

This

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So why can’t you get sex? "

Cos here, I am far away from everyone.

Cos under normal circumstances, we have zero privacy or opportunity to invite others into our sexy time. Under normal circumstances, I have to keep quiet and try to schedule it around the movements of our house guests

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By *igdickeasterneuropeanMan
over a year ago

Navan

Women to men ratio here (and everywhere) is terrible. Too many men and not enough women. Women get thousands of messages while I, for example, get a few every day.

Not blaming anything, but it just works that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmm I'm not sure I know what sex is anymore

S.E.X

Sensual Explosive Xstasy.

Most commonly known as slap & tickle, bumping uglies, making love, intercourse or plain old fucking.

Practical demonstration bookings at www.ishouldbesolucky.com"

Thanks for the explanation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not a sex site"

I sure as hell know it’s not a place where I purchase car parts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a sex site yes, people need to stop taking it so serious and just bang already.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It is a sex site yes, people need to stop taking it so serious and just bang already. "

Okay.

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