FabSwingers.com forum: What’s happening where you are ?

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

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By *orny2910Man
over a year ago

Louth

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”from Doncaster and not a lot today

Do people actually pay for others subscription

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By *orny2910Man
over a year ago

Louth

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By *orny2910Man
over a year ago

Louth

From Doncaster and not a lot today tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very dull my way, someone wants a dogging meet, someone is hot and horny and some absolute thunderc*nt is asking for wet swimsuit pics to be sent to his inbox .. as IF anyone would do that!

And yeah, it’s a regular thing around here. “Site Supporter pass expired. Might leave site” posted by various women so thirsty incel men will gift them one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

I thought ask for money was against fab rules, why hasn't the post been taken down and the account suspended?

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Yes I do

I pay for a couples site badge that I've met before and I also pay for my ex girlfriends fuck buddy who is on here

And he chooses gold so I have to renew it quite often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of guys moaning that women don't reply

Others offering stuff they shouldn't to get meets

And a name and shame

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

I thought ask for money was against fab rules, why hasn't the post been taken down and the account suspended? "

Woop woop

Let’s get fab police involved

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

In our local updates someone want to play with "dirty minded *lags" (Some people have a way with words!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual people say that there leaving

Cock photos

People moaning that women don't reply

Oh and someone pissing in a toilet.

Classy Dundee is!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few posts about Haldon

And the usual "I have a full load" posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people posting new verifications. Looks like it’s been a busy weekend

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Veris, people wanting to breed, the usual fab bollocks

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"In our local updates someone want to play with "dirty minded *lags" (Some people have a way with words!)"

Classy folk whoever post the S word

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"The usual people say that there leaving

Cock photos

People moaning that women don't reply

Oh and someone pissing in a toilet.

Classy Dundee is! "

It could be worse I suppose

Could be pissing in the sink or a tea cup

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't know, Jeff.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???"

What a lad

He does and says what he wants

I imagine he has a queue of ladies on their knees

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???

What a lad

He does and says what he wants

I imagine he has a queue of ladies on their knees

Lucky girls

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

You are in Barnsley pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s like 3 in mine that aren’t even in London they’re in Ireland

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's absolutely chucking it down and thunder to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea as my local updates aren't my location.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

Well after a quick scout on local updates it seems we have a small handful of straight male profiles offering discreet boowjobs to men

Erm …..

Swiftly moving on

A couples profile that only has the male available as she is not well ,, no veris and no pictures of her at all

One could start to suspect the profile is a mis representation and that it’s actually just a single male ,,,, who can tell

And to end

A spectacular profile name that’s essentially pussy destroyer

I’m sure he is beating them off with a stick

Wants someone to come to him suck him off and leave

I can’t quite understand why anyone would think that’s ok

And why someone would pick such an obnoxious name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who is apparently an airline pilot complaining that it doesn’t make him desperate, stupid or rich enough to pay for someone’s hotel.. lol

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Well after a quick scout on local updates it seems we have a small handful of straight male profiles offering discreet boowjobs to men

Erm …..

Swiftly moving on

A couples profile that only has the male available as she is not well ,, no veris and no pictures of her at all

One could start to suspect the profile is a mis representation and that it’s actually just a single male ,,,, who can tell

And to end

A spectacular profile name that’s essentially pussy destroyer

I’m sure he is beating them off with a stick

Wants someone to come to him suck him off and leave

I can’t quite understand why anyone would think that’s ok

And why someone would pick such an obnoxious name "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy rains earlier . People kayaking on roadways.Took pictures it was funny

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Lets see, someone is calling for a site overhaul. Another is bitching about the dickheads messaging. We got some facebook type status. I suspect someone is promoting OF. Some post saturday night bliss and a few hopefuls looking to have a sexy sunday.

Normal enough

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???

What a lad

He does and says what he wants

I imagine he has a queue of ladies on their knees

Lucky girls

yes they are

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By *oon999Man
over a year ago

essex

It’s all happening I’m in Amsterdam! Working but not like that!!

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"You are in Barnsley pal

What the heck does that mean

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"There’s like 3 in mine that aren’t even in London they’re in Ireland

Close enough the leprechauns are magical species

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Well after a quick scout on local updates it seems we have a small handful of straight male profiles offering discreet boowjobs to men

Erm …..

Swiftly moving on

A couples profile that only has the male available as she is not well ,, no veris and no pictures of her at all

One could start to suspect the profile is a mis representation and that it’s actually just a single male ,,,, who can tell

And to end

A spectacular profile name that’s essentially pussy destroyer

I’m sure he is beating them off with a stick

Wants someone to come to him suck him off and leave

I can’t quite understand why anyone would think that’s ok

And why someone would pick such an obnoxious name "

No way do guys crest couple profiles !

Does that really happen ?

Crafty little fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The usual people say that there leaving

Cock photos

People moaning that women don't reply

Oh and someone pissing in a toilet.

Classy Dundee is!

It could be worse I suppose

Could be pissing in the sink or a tea cup

You've just reminded me of a time someone did that! Cup of tea!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

I thought ask for money was against fab rules, why hasn't the post been taken down and the account suspended? "

You can ask for a code, not money.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"A guy who is apparently an airline pilot complaining that it doesn’t make him desperate, stupid or rich enough to pay for someone’s hotel.. lol "

I suppose easyJet pilots struggle just as much as Jeff that works in the local petrol station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even look at local updates - most make my eyes bleed...

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"The usual people say that there leaving

Cock photos

People moaning that women don't reply

Oh and someone pissing in a toilet.

Classy Dundee is!

It could be worse I suppose

Could be pissing in the sink or a tea cup

You've just reminded me of a time someone did that! Cup of tea! "

Ewww

Cup of Pee

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

I thought that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez just the usual hangover horny guys looking to empty their load

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's always happening, why ? it's a place to be every weekend is a party atmosphere boobs Galore and fishnet stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The usual people say that there leaving

Cock photos

People moaning that women don't reply

Oh and someone pissing in a toilet.

Classy Dundee is!

It could be worse I suppose

Could be pissing in the sink or a tea cup

You've just reminded me of a time someone did that! Cup of tea!

Ewww

Cup of Pee

Yeah you can guess what happend next

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By *oon999Man
over a year ago

essex

"Newcastle

It's always happening, why ? it's a place to be every weekend is a party atmosphere boobs Galore and fishnet stockings

And that’s just the blokes

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Someone's been skinny dipping

Someone's not looking forward to work tomorrow

Lots of new members

People visiting the IOW

People going to Goodwood

Lots of "Sunday Funday?"

Lots of dick pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone is very cummy, but otherwise it’s all quiet on the eastern front

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

I expect lots of beach sex. I am spared from them, as mine are turned off

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“Any women around for a ferocious rimming this evening??“ 3 hrs

I sincerely hope he got to ferociously rim a random woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Any women around for a ferocious rimming this evening??“ 3 hrs

I sincerely hope he got to ferociously rim a random woman. "

Intrigued to even know what that entails

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"“Any women around for a ferocious rimming this evening??“ 3 hrs

I sincerely hope he got to ferociously rim a random woman.

Intrigued to even know what that entails

Me too! I’m going to hotlist him in case there’s an update.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

New verifications, folk still buzzing today from the night before and apparently a lot of dogging last night near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???"

The correct weight of a 5’5 woman is whatever the fuck she wants it to be

if I weighed that little I’d look seriously ill!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lots of meet requests and profiles without a photo.

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

Have absolutely no idea, given up looking,only really come in to chat to a select few friends I made a few years back,and to give a few stupid answers in forums.

This one is genuine though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Any women around for a ferocious rimming this evening??“ 3 hrs

I sincerely hope he got to ferociously rim a random woman.

Intrigued to even know what that entails

Me too! I’m going to hotlist him in case there’s an update.

Something something hiding, baby steps and Birmingham...

I dunno...

Anyway hiya

Funny seeing you here too!

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

"I think I've just seen the most unbelievable update on a male profile

'The correct weight of a 5'5 woman is 126 pounds'

I'm sure that's gonna get him more pussy than the Cats Protection league, yes???"

So I’m 5’11 male and 41 who in all honesty lives on beer and take aways

And I have just google translated cos I only think in stone

And who ever posted this prospective idea is in for a life time of disappointment

Cos I’m 148.8 pounds

Yeah I’m also an Elite paddleboard racer and an MMA fighter

Which goes to somewhat negate my mostly atrocious diet

Yet my specific side projects shouldn’t detract from the utter stupidity of this

It should highlight it

What would be the equivalent for a man

If your 6ft

Or there about’s

You must be what 210 ish

Well I wouldn’t make weight and my board would sink

This person is ridiculous

Small minded and I actually feel stupid for commenting as it effectively… re twe*ts the lunacy

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Sodom and Gomorrah, I tell you

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"“Any women around for a ferocious rimming this evening??“ 3 hrs

I sincerely hope he got to ferociously rim a random woman.

Intrigued to even know what that entails

Me too! I’m going to hotlist him in case there’s an update.

I think if you’re really that interested you should volunteer

Send the guy a message and experience ferociously rim

Could be a game changer

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not a lot

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Here on the Isle of Wight, what's currently happening is the same as all other times: starts with "f" and ends in "uck all".

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By *eanB31Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others subscription

I thought ask for money was against fab rules, why hasn't the post been taken down and the account suspended? "

Maybe cause fab is getting the money it's a different issue

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Local updates is somewhere even I’m to scared to venture, there’s vaginas opened so wide I can see their lungs.

I did go once, and once was enough for me.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems to be quite an interest in fisting on our local updates

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Here on the Isle of Wight, what's currently happening is the same as all other times: starts with "f" and ends in "uck all"."

Get yourself to the anchor. That’s. Always entertaining

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Someone took a family phone call while having two dildos inserted into their rear hole

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"Someone took a family phone call while having two dildos inserted into their rear hole

Pretty sure this is untrue and someone’s thirsty for attention

I call bullshit on this

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

New one today “ Any ladies free this afternoon to take st***s cock”

Do couples actually post things like this or is it ….. a fella

Sorry to be sceptical

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

One gentleman is offering a sausage surprise. Shame I've already had dinner.

And one woman says -

I am a fantasist! Proud and shameless. I fantasise about winning enough money to travel the world and get my bum licked internationally.

It's good to have a dream

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"One gentleman is offering a sausage surprise. Shame I've already had dinner.

And one woman says -

I am a fantasist! Proud and shameless. I fantasise about winning enough money to travel the world and get my bum licked internationally.

It's good to have a dream

Damn imagine the sausage surprise you could have had

They say dream big

She’s done just that

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"New one today “ Any ladies free this afternoon to take st***s cock”

Do couples actually post things like this or is it ….. a fella

Sorry to be sceptical

It's a fella. One profile posts every day the same as that, from a couples profile. It looks like they split up many years ago.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Very dull my way, someone wants a dogging meet, someone is hot and horny and some absolute thunderc*nt is asking for wet swimsuit pics to be sent to his inbox .. as IF anyone would do that!

And yeah, it’s a regular thing around here. “Site Supporter pass expired. Might leave site” posted by various women so thirsty incel men will gift them one

I quite like a swimsuit pic. And your use of the word thunderc*unt. Is the asterisk required?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"One gentleman is offering a sausage surprise. Shame I've already had dinner.

And one woman says -

I am a fantasist! Proud and shameless. I fantasise about winning enough money to travel the world and get my bum licked internationally.

It's good to have a dream

This wins the end

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

You in the endz

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Very dull my way, someone wants a dogging meet, someone is hot and horny and some absolute thunderc*nt is asking for wet swimsuit pics to be sent to his inbox .. as IF anyone would do that!

And yeah, it’s a regular thing around here. “Site Supporter pass expired. Might leave site” posted by various women so thirsty incel men will gift them one

Pussy power ey...hahahaha!! I do hope that some guys don't get taken in and pay?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Today we have someone on search of a bi electrician, a few people in hotels wanting meets now and the usual women ranting about their messages and people not reading their demanding profiles.

Mrs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

You in the endz"

I’m somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of club events.

Subtexts

People are looking for meets.

Verifications

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

You in the endz

I’m somewhere

Playing hide and seek with fab ?

Devilish behaviour

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just sat watching a beautiful sky full of clouds and on forums

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Local updates ….

Where are you and what’s going on ?

Some right tight bastards round my way

A couple has just posted

“ Just got verified, who wants to treat us to a supporter pass or even more?”

Do people actually pay for others

subscription

fucking raning

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

You in the endz

I’m somewhere

Playing hide and seek with fab ?

Devilish behaviour

I hold the current hide and seek trophy

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A "Woman" who joined 1 day ago is "outta messages ooops"

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"There’s loads happening on my updates. But I may not be where it says I am

You in the endz

I’m somewhere

Playing hide and seek with fab ?

Devilish behaviour

I hold the current hide and seek trophy

What I hold is longer and harder I’m sure but congrats all the same

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