FabSwingers.com forum: Advice to a new forum user

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One per person please.

(That’s not my advice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t use them your offended someone at some point and alienate everyone

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Sharing is caring.

Except for Lampposts.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you write put the

emoji at the end and you'll be grand

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Don't tell Pickle anything in confidence.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Bring a tin hat and a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything I say will seem 50x more interesting in retrospect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes. Trusting me would be stupid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reply+quote so we know who you’re talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Persistence is needed

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Be persistent. You may still cry because you get no replies but it'll be fun

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Try and offend as many as you can lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

When the fun stops, stop!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be persistent. You may still cry because you get no replies but it'll be fun

I see you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try and offend as many as you can lol

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they’re all snowflakes in here anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the fun stops, stop!

Mrs TMN x"

Im addicted To you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Persistence is needed ^

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol"

Hey, we were post twins, no shame in that. I just put a little more cuntery in mine. Well done on the persistence though, gotta practice what we preach

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

forums 1% of the site even less of the scene yet so many feel they hold the golden rule book .... my advice would be they dont so dont listen

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Prepare to be ignored.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Depends.

Is the new user a man, a woman, a couple or a tv/ts?

The advice would vary greatly for each of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Prepare to be ignored."

We don’t ignore. We just only reply to other clique members

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends.

Is the new user a man, a woman, a couple or a tv/ts?

The advice would vary greatly for each of them. "

I think my aim is that there’s advice for anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vote Lacey for more tit pics. "

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/07/23 22:53:55]

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Don’t worry about anybody else just be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get offended if your posts get missed. Don't take it too seriously and in the words of the mighty Bill & Ted "Be excellent to each other"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums are an echo chamber. What's said here and the advice given probably means sweet fuck all to the majority of the site despite some acting holier than though about their practices on a fucking sex site of all places. That's right, I said sex site!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Be careful of the telegram swappers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Take it with a pinch of salt.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Vote Lacey for more tit pics.

Lacey you’re so pretty. Really gutted that you’re over 30 now.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Every now and then, things will go completely batshit crazy. Don't be alarmed.

The naughty step is a rite of passage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Don’t be a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every now and then, things will go completely batshit crazy. Don't be alarmed.

The naughty step is a rite of passage."

Ok bad boy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't believe the hype

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't believe the hype"

I love that song.

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

hunt the snark and put the doormouse in the teapot as you fall down the rabbit hole and impale your ass on the red queens sceptre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don't believe the hype

I love that song. "

So here it is again… another def jam

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Never eat yellow snow

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom. "

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

"Try and offend as many as you can lol

they’re all snowflakes in here anyway"

No sense of humour

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Don't believe the hype

I love that song.

So here it is again… another def jam

Strawberry jam is even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

I’m actually Aretha in disguise

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Just be yourself, if that doesn't work be someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get ignored thing about why you might have been ignored perhaps you've gone about it in the wrong way couples don't tend to be rude unless you give them reason to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

I’m actually Aretha in disguise

Oh yeah? Voice note proof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum is not a chatroom.

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

People can search your username in forums so don't act one way on here and another in messages. It's easy to find out

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Don’t be a cunt

I like licking them. Nom nom nom.

Licky-licky is all good.

Acting like one… not so much

I love your music taste

I’m actually Aretha in disguise

Oh yeah? Voice note proof?

I recorded it just for you…

https://youtu.be/8jCFzreP1ng

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Sometimes you will see a post and under the posters name will be written Forum Mod.

Whenever you see this you have two minutes to send the poster as many dick pics as you can, failure to do so will result in a forum ban.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

If you're not blocked by at least 5 people by the end of your first week you haven't been entertaining enough

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Don't bother replying to threads that are "... the profile above" because by the time you've answered at least 5 more will have posted before you get your post in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn about the green arrow fast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Learn about the green arrow fast!"
explain the green arrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the new user is a girl ?…. Call me.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 11:50:29]

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

You can’t edit your posts so write wisely, otherwise delete.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 09/07/23 11:50:29]"

Well this is nicely played Dee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty and integrity are crucial.

Once you have learned to fake them you've got it cracked!

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Learn about the green arrow fast! explain the green arrow?"

Click on the green arrow beside someone's comment in the forum and it will show all threads they post to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honesty and integrity are crucial.

Once you have learned to fake them you've got it cracked! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Learn about the green arrow fast! explain the green arrow?

Click on the green arrow beside someone's comment in the forum and it will show all threads they post to"

hope the newbies find it useful

I have found it useful in my years

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Don't give a fuck, you'll never meet 99 per cent of these ppl so why give a fuck what the think.......have fun now

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Don’t be a cunt

To late

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It can be a tough gig.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Don’t be a cunt

To late "

Chase the women around and talk about kebabs

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"One per person please.

(That’s not my advice)

Expect nothing

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Don’t be a cunt

To late

Chase the women around and talk about kebabs "

It's works occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avidly scribbling notes....

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"It can be a tough gag."

Ask them to take it slow and at your pace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the same profile picture, so it's easier for me to recall who you are.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

I love reading posts and thinking….is that directed at me?

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sorry second one

Don't take it to heart when someone posts the same as you and gets more reaction lol"

Now he tells me

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Never eat yellow snow"

Try to be original

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

What would Steve do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in.."

Or say you’re leaving

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please."

I’m not drowning in sex but I know I’m pretty.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

I’m not drowning in sex but I know I’m pretty. "

Yes you are cupcake, the prettiest on the forums

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Don’t take it too seriously. And just because you’re not drowning in sex, doesn’t mean you’re ugly or anything like that so no pity parties please.

Though if you want to be noticed do a "nobody notices me so i guess I'll just leave/sit in the corner" post. Watch those compliments come rolling in.."

Until they then forget who you are again. And so the cycle continues

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Failure is the best teacher... Also so is succeeding. But definitely failure

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you’re going to cry, can you please stand in the corner. Over there where nobody can hear or see you.

Thank I’m advance

The mr

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Prepare to be ignored.

We don’t ignore. We just only reply to other clique members "

So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You only get what you give.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Never eat yellow snow

Try to be original "

Or don't care what others think about what you've posted...and post whatever you like in this free world of ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"One per person please.

(That’s not my advice)

close your account here and go to your local Mcdonalds and be nice to the girls at the counter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always. "

Hash browns and this would have more credibility.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Don't bother, no one listens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

Hash browns and this would have more credibility. "

Jesus Meli

don't steal my thunder

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Always remember that cake is better than Fab. Always.

Hash browns and this would have more credibility. "

I do not approve of this message

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Rejection or avoidance is not attention seeking behaviour for you to try harder and win them over. Accept it and move on. No woman will willingly meet a man who can't accept a no in a message.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Be true to yourself. Tell your truth and don't bend to peer pressure.

Everyone here is a stranger and the worst that can happen is that some of the fragile types may not agree with you and block you.

You wouldn't like them anyway but you'd definitely hate yourself if you sacrificed your mores and norms for a little acceptance.

Also,

Have a good torso pic

Have a good face pic

Always

at the ladies

Don't ask for advice...maybe should have put that first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be a dick to someone to ingratiate yourself with strangers on the internet you’ll probably never meet.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Have a wank, it's less reading.

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