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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found 6 pound coins in the rubber seals off my washing machines this morning they were all tarnished god knows how long they been in there opps

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I put another penny in the meter…

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "

Sorry I treat your vagina like a wishing well. It brings me all the good stuff.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Some orange paper fell out of my bra when I took it off on Tuesday and it took me too long to work out it had come from Pulp's confetti cannons

J

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "

That's amazing. Were you role playing a sexy slot machine scene and forgot one at scenes end?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "

I’ve had the same - when performing as a stripper it’s nice to get tenners or twenties but small change is insulting

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"...So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late? "

The fact that you actually wear knickers.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I thought women kept their tuppence in their knickers!

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"...So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late?

The fact that you actually wear knickers. "

Time of the month darling. Otherwise I love to feel the wind in my flaps, and be instantly ready in case I bump into a horny intellectual x

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Found 6 pound coins in the rubber seals off my washing machines this morning they were all tarnished god knows how long they been in there opps "

At least you're in profit, and for a hell of a lot more than me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

If I feed you notes, will I be able to get some change from it?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from. "

My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I put another penny in the meter…"

No wonder I've been producing so much gas..

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sorry I treat your vagina like a wishing well. It brings me all the good stuff."

So it's *your* fault it's so wet today

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I got fed up using a tiny purse I bought about 18 months ago. Got my big purse out to use and WOW £25.00 inside !

Told my friend like an excited child and he couldn't have been less interested. I thought it was great !

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Some orange paper fell out of my bra when I took it off on Tuesday and it took me too long to work out it had come from Pulp's confetti cannons

J"

It's amazing what ends up in a bra

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle?

I’ve had the same - when performing as a stripper it’s nice to get tenners or twenties but small change is insulting "

Reminds me of that old joke.

I made £20.20 last night.

That's awful, who gave you 20p?

All of them

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I thought women kept their tuppence in their knickers!"

It's nice to get an occasional airing

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've heard the phrase 'who put 50p in the dickhead?' many a time, but never 'who put the penny in the vag?'.....

Is this a regional thing us soft southerners don't know about?

Maybe you have a dysfunctional tooth fairy in the neighbourhood who hasn't mastered the job yet and was meant to leave it for a nearby crotch goblin in payment for an incisor?

A

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Sorry I treat your vagina like a wishing well. It brings me all the good stuff.

So it's *your* fault it's so wet today "

Isn't it always?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If I feed you cock, will I be able to get some change from it? "

We'll have to try and see

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage "

Oh your husband came back! I had visions of him stranded in the gay village, trying to work out how to get home today.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

So what has got you totally shocked and surprised of late, and made you giggle? "

Brings a whole new meaning to spending a penny

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Also.....

Who keeps pennies these days?

Do penny chews still exist or ha e they suffered from inflation the same way as Freddos??

A

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I got fed up using a tiny purse I bought about 18 months ago. Got my big purse out to use and WOW £25.00 inside !

Told my friend like an excited child and he couldn't have been less interested. I thought it was great !"

My uncle puts something very similar on Facebook twice a year when he changes from his winter to summer coat and back again. I don't think it's ever been that much money though. He'd probably explode with happiness

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

"

What do you expect when you go to spend a penny?

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

My husband stole one too. But he doesn't have the excuse of losing it down his cleavage

Oh your husband came back! I had visions of him stranded in the gay village, trying to work out how to get home today. "

Considering how sexy he is, he could have just fluttered his eyelashes and got a lift

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"After settling a small human back to sleep in the middle of the night I popped to the loo. Took my knickers down and *clang*. I checked and a penny had fallen out. It was a truly WTF moment, as I don't generally sleep with small change in my undies.

What do you expect when you go to spend a penny?"

For it not to fall on the floor!

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By *he_Libertines_69Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from. "

Where was the padlock from?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

Where was the padlock from?"

Chastity belt, obvs....

A

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

Where was the padlock from?

Chastity belt, obvs....

A"

I had tried my key, but it wasn't to be

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Early hours of last Saturday morning. Removing my bra and a padlock fell on my foot. Took my tipsy brain several minutes to work out where it was from.

Where was the padlock from?

Chastity belt, obvs....

A

I had tried my key, but it wasn't to be "

Yep. Mine didn't work either. Pretty sure it was all fixed....

Surprise surprise Fox's worked though.

Sexism. Unadulterated sexism.

A

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Clearing out my garage I picked up a toolbox I haven’t used for a while , when I opened it there inside is a packet of condoms

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Nothing surprises me with kids around. Nothing. I once put my hand in my pocket for change and pulled out a Lego man, a small plastic frog, a seashell and an opal fruit wrapper

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