FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Average women!!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ralextacyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Average works perfectly fine for me. Can love the real curves more than anything else x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Yeah love the natural look me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I never ·ask· for a body type, therefore that label never figures in my thoughts.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all.

I think you come under the 'hot' category

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want"

Depends what kinda beer?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer average if I’m honest. But, truthfully, what you’re saying and thinking is more important to me than what you look like.

In the nicest way though: OP, you are hardly ‘average’ so why they question?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown.

I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all.

I think you come under the 'hot' category"

Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones."

Those guys are just weird.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want

Depends what kinda beer?"

It's a vile tasting American knock off

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No beards

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones.

Those guys are just weird. "

Yes we are

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown.

I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all.

I think you come under the 'hot' category

Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet."

Shalp it baby!

To be fair brucey, you think anyone that's female and has a pulse is hot. And I've told you before, you have questionable taste!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Horny ones!

D.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Adding myself to the average club, seems we are unwanted

Mrs

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones."

Oh hello

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love average women so step right up

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Apologies… I’m just a guy but I’d really like some hash brown.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Let me get this violin tuned up, it's very small for my hands

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No beards "

Well tough, I don't shave for anyone.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want"

Yeah.... personality

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want

Yeah.... personality "

Just the one? I'm screwed then

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apologies… I’m just a guy but I’d really like some hash brown.

"

Finish your crumpet first.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want"

Vag

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *arleycplCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

Very good point, i am a memberof the very average lady club ??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"No beards

Well tough, I don't shave for anyone. "

I was saying women who put no beards means it counts me out as I've got one and I do like a merkin

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones.

Oh hello "

Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I never ·ask· for a body type, therefore that label never figures in my thoughts."

Me too. Sexy and awesome can come in any shape, but being a certain shape doesn’t guarantee it either

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I agree op.

I am not your average woman, far from it !

But I get lots of invites from men. ( I wish I could make time to get to them all ! )

This reinforces what you say, indeed it totally and indefatigably proves your point, beyond doubt.

There is no need for the jury to retire!

You win and I think you should be granted something very average as a prize

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones.

Oh hello

Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life)"

Lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of us like the feisty, sarcastic, self-deprecating ones.

Oh hello

Ah ha, but a dormer too. I shall put Wonko in touch with you, he is partial to living life dangerously (known to travel from Scotland to the mean streets of Croydon in order to experience the rough side of life)"

*** ffs DOM not dormer!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I love all women admire the body but for me its the mind I'm intersted in first because if you don't connect with mind you ain't getting near the body .

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love all women admire the body but for me its the mind I'm intersted in first because if you don't connect with mind you ain't getting near the body ."

The mind of course.

Must remember to look up.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

I guess people like the extremes similar when you see a big cock or small cock post, average isn't mentioned as much as either.

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

True story...

Bang your saucepans at 8pm for the average

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we defining as average, here?

I mean Mrs A believes she's below, I believe she's above, so that's gotta be average, right?

I'll add, sexy doesn't come in one style, it's an attitude.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I agree op.

I am not your average woman, far from it !

But I get lots of invites from men. ( I wish I could make time to get to them all ! )

This reinforces what you say, indeed it totally and indefatigably proves your point, beyond doubt.

There is no need for the jury to retire!

You win and I think you should be granted something very average as a prize "

Kudos for squeezing in the word indefatigable

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

I'm more than satisfied with being average! Ketchup with my hash brown, please!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

It’s not right to put anything with a pulse though is it ??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like average women. They’re hot!!!

Which means I’m comparison, the less than average are really actually ’okay’. And the hot ones are just unbelievably smoking hot!!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I am on a mission to find the most average woman there is.

My fantasy is that we sit on a modest couch, with complimentary cushions, watching Netflix, well kind of, because we aren't that into it. And we have conversations like:

'fancy a brew?'

'naa best not, not long had one?'

'yeah your probably right.'

'oh go on then and get the jammy dodgers.'

Need to stop there getting a bit carried away with myself.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon "

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want is an average woman for am average man

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life "

tragic!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love all women admire the body but for me its the mind I'm intersted in first because if you don't connect with mind you ain't getting near the body .

The mind of course.

Must remember to look up. "

Obviously it's all about the mind. Duh...

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Adding myself to the average club, seems we are unwanted

Mrs "

I would.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Did someone mention hash browns?!

Jo.Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I want is an average woman for am average man "

I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average? "

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone mention hash browns?!

Jo.Xx "

I have loads!!!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I want is an average woman for am average man

I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?"

My penis is below average

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All I want is an average woman for am average man

I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?

My penis is below average "

So is my vagina.

It's meant to be.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? "

MacDonalds? All this talk of hash browns is making me hungry, and they do iced lattes.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *_elie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I prefer average if I’m honest. But, truthfully, what you’re saying and thinking is more important to me than what you look like.

In the nicest way though: OP, you are hardly ‘average’ so why they question?"

Yep, average changes over decades (roughly). It's now a size 16.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I want is an average woman for am average man

I want an average penis for my average vagina. Free?

My penis is below average

So is my vagina.

It's meant to be.

"

smooooooooth

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder who sets the assessment criteria must be a difficult job

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

Haven't read the thread as lazy and on back drugs, but, essentially, pandering innit.

"Average" isn't necessarily marginalised in the same way as other body types as being, unattractive, therefore, the requirement to throw and celebrate the overtures is less?

It's like Short Kings, we call them that to celebrate the disparity with tall people, against the perceived negativity. But where is our snazzy name?

Don't need one do we? Like the average celebration thread.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown.

I was just admiring your ass actually. Thinking how great it was and how I wouldn't be able to shlap that, maybe even bite a little. I do love a peach after all.

I think you come under the 'hot' category

Wouldn't be able to RESIST slapping it even. Sorry my coffee hasn't hit yet.

Shalp it baby!

To be fair brucey, you think anyone that's female and has a pulse is hot. And I've told you before, you have questionable taste!! "

But I fancy you so make of that what you will

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I am on a mission to find the most average woman there is.

My fantasy is that we sit on a modest couch, with complimentary cushions, watching Netflix, well kind of, because we aren't that into it. And we have conversations like:

'fancy a brew?'

'naa best not, not long had one?'

'yeah your probably right.'

'oh go on then and get the jammy dodgers.'

Need to stop there getting a bit carried away with myself. "

Not my proudest wank, but.........

A

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Did someone mention hash browns?!

Jo.Xx

I have loads!!!"

I'm hungry and have none, care to share?!

I'm just an average Jo who needs hash browns.

Jo.Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?

MacDonalds? All this talk of hash browns is making me hungry, and they do iced lattes. "

I actually really fancy some hash browns but I'm going to get my nails sorted and don't think they'll appreciate greasy mitts to work on.

I am having an iced latte though - you should get one!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? "

You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?

Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then? "

"special"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that. "

If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hash browns though droool

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that.

If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average "

Surely I’ve annoyed you enough already Mrs Rackoshaw??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

You and me have very different ideas of what constitutes average

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that.

If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average "

I’ve never been so pleased to be annoying

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who decides what is slim vs average vs curvy? I feel like this is very regional, same person might be slim in some places, average in others, and even curvy somewhere else

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that.

If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average

Surely I’ve annoyed you enough already Mrs Rackoshaw??"

You certainly have Mr Fruity. But my boobs are only average, and not big enough to reach you Uptown

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

Someone grab this female and give her a shake!!

Op, you are NOT average, you look lovely. Is there even such a thing as an average woman? Females ooze sex appeal, remember that beauty is in the eye of the person with the eyeballs and all that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life

tragic!"

I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm dull. Is that the same as average?

I mean, I was only going for physical appearance not personality.

But I will say overly chirpy is fucking annoying. So just don't be that.

If anyone gets annoying just stick your boobs in their face. Shuts them right up. They don't even complain about them being average

I’ve never been so pleased to be annoying "

I fear there's now going to be a thread of men describing just how annoying they are

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want

Vag"

Once the vag is conquered , you’ll need personality to get them back in your bed

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown.

Someone grab this female and give her a shake!!

Op, you are NOT average, you look lovely. Is there even such a thing as an average woman? Females ooze sex appeal, remember that beauty is in the eye of the person with the eyeballs and all that "

You're just proving my point, do I have a point??

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"But what depends average to some is not to others all wo.en are the same in my eyes big little tall slim bbw they have the same has eachother it's personality you want

Vag

Once the vag is conquered , you’ll need personality to get them back in your bed "

Conquering the vag... Has a ring to it. Good book title (ok podcast for the kids)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Looking at your profile photos you look amazing, average wouldn't be word that jump's to mind xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life

tragic!

I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again "

Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?

You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?

Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful."

You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ).

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life

tragic!

I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again

Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin? "

Probably not…. But it was my choice of words and it wasn’t meant to be offensive. Are you offended for them? Do I need to apprise to you directly?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Average woman here for hash browns!

J

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


" Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again )."

I am here for your violence as well has hash browns.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Average woman here for hash browns!

J"

The hash browns obviously has a powerful appeal. More even than cake?

We could be witnessing a significant paradigm shift here

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Average woman here for hash browns!

J

The hash browns obviously has a powerful appeal. More even than cake?

We could be witnessing a significant paradigm shift here "

I'd take both right now. Fed to me by a naked average woman please

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Do average looking, fat women count?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?

You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?

Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful.

You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again )."

Simps.

I like this word

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do average looking, fat women count? "

You play bass as well! Well hellooooo!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"What happens if you don't think any of those terms apply to you? Whether it's because you dislike them (hi BBW), you're chubby not curvy... where do we go then?

You say that labels like that can just fucking do one, and crack on?

Labels are like a shortcut for the brain, to save us having to evaluate everything from first principles. They’re not always accurate or even useful.

You don't swear Adam! No, you're right. They're rather lazy - can be beneficial sometimes but not always. Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ).

Simps.

I like this word

"

All simps use the word simp

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Now I really fancy hash browns xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Average woman here with a large side order of hash browns! And possibly a strawberry thick shake to wash them down!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with average (whatever that is).

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman here with a large side order of hash browns! And possibly a strawberry thick shake to wash them down! "

You had me at hash browns

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


" Look at how many simps disagree with the OP's label of average (yeah, I'm choosing violence again ).

I am here for your violence as well has hash browns. "

If I can get my natural nails back in time I'm definitely going to get some! Need to decide a colour though so maybe I won't get there in time.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

That's bait!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Average is just a word for girl next door look. Or yummy mummy

You’re gorgeous JAG and who wants stick thin.

I want a girl I can go out and grab a dirty burger with. Drink a beer and rum.

And collapse into bed together.

I’d even swap a breakfast sausage for your bacon

Apparently I can’t say stick thin as I’ve just been PM and told its offensive from a guy.

So I apologise for this….

Some people really need to get a life

tragic!

I know… it was only missing being said in my mums voice and I’d have felt like I was 12 again and caught playing truant from school again

Just a thought though... Anyone want to referred to as stick thin?

Probably not…. But it was my choice of words and it wasn’t meant to be offensive. Are you offended for them? Do I need to apprise to you directly? "

Keep going.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim .

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "

The definition of average really not being average x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "

You mentioned dad jokes and cat pics on your profile! yes please!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iberalhubbyMan
over a year ago

hull

I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you Lillith.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Ever since I've been on here I've had the arguments of others over me not being big enough to be curvy but too fat to be slim . "

People can just be hot. You're one of them.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want"

Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one.

As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good for you Lillith. "

I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me"

Dowdy wife...I can see this catching on.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iberalhubbyMan
over a year ago

hull

Lilith..i like your fixed age range, u get many guys of 91 getting in touch

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Good for you Lillith.

I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand. "

Lilith which women would you at least kiss here? Irrelevant but pretty important for me to know

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want

Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one.

As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like "

Well that's me told

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iberalhubbyMan
over a year ago

hull

And some do dress dowdy, slippers trackies and baggy tops..thats'dowdy..they even wear pj's on school run..love it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

I am an average guy who likes "average" women, But what is average? I would never call the woman I am with average as it would sound like an insult!

all woman are lovely, some in different ways then others and I would like to think there is something special in every woman I have fun with.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford


"No woman ever wants a man with a beer keg

It's always six packs they want

Cough cough… think you will find there are plenty of women who love a keg .. gym bodied six packs do sod all for me what so ever .. and I can’t be the only one.

As my profile states, big, burly and bearded are what I like

Well that's me told "

Sorry if I had my teacher head on lol

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good for you Lillith.

I feel like you're being sarcastic but I'm down with the youth enough to understand. "

maybe

But you’re even more sarcastic than me. It’s how we show affection

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *iberalhubbyMan
over a year ago

hull

Well said

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop drinking wine Lilith

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality "

Shocking

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

Shocking

"

Looks don’t matter

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!

"

Eh?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

Shocking

Looks don’t matter"

See, pickles, I do agree for some people it genuinely doesn't.

I'm just genuinely shocked at the amount of these people on fab...it's amazing.

Genuinely.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stop drinking wine Lilith"

No

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

Now I want a hash brown

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink more rum Lilith

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drink more rum Lilith "

Tad early for rum

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drink more rum Lilith

Tad early for rum

"

Not in coffee

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality "

The personality that says yes?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!

Eh?"

Tell them what you think they want to hear.

Just before the road forks off in 3 directions

Left is incels, right is simps. Ahead is knowing and keeping your own preferences.

Most men take a left or right.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men don't want average because average is just another hot if it gives them even the slightest chance by way of compliments!

Eh?

Tell them what you think they want to hear.

Just before the road forks off in 3 directions

Left is incels, right is simps. Ahead is knowing and keeping your own preferences.

Most men take a left or right. "

You are a wise one

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time.

Average is good, be more average

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm now a happy average jo!

Jo.Xx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time.

Average is good, be more average "

Be more average.

I need this on a t-shirt.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *he_Libertines_69Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

I actually prefer average women but most I see on here are either classed as Curvy, BBW or Athletic

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time.

Average is good, be more average

Be more average.

I need this on a t-shirt. "

Just dm me your address and I'll drop it off (and F for the week)

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We're all average in some category of another.

Never define yourself as average though.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're all average in some category of another.

Never define yourself as average though."

I'm only meaning physically.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Do you come with the rest of the full english?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I prefer average! Boobs are overrated, keeping in shape takes up too much time.

Average is good, be more average

Be more average.

I need this on a t-shirt. "

#BMA... Its a winner

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ticked average cause I don't come under athletic or slim nor curvy maybe we should change to fabulous.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I don’t state anything, we just got to see if we get along

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

Shocking

Looks don’t matter

See, pickles, I do agree for some people it genuinely doesn't.

I'm just genuinely shocked at the amount of these people on fab...it's amazing.

Genuinely.

"

If I say looks don’t matter, more women might message me because they don’t need to worry about attraction. Duh

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!"

That's good though right?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!"

Like being on the scoville scale between tabasco and ghost peppers

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Because they fall in the wifey box in the hot and crazy scale diagram!

That's good though right? "

Not if you're an atheist and don't believe in the holy marriage

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

No way you are average! Stunning

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me"

Wow, better get Fab to add criteria, really sells it:

"Natural dowdy wife"

"Normal married missus"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I dont want average, I can get that on dating sites...I want the spectacular x

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I love any type of woman as long as natural.dowdy wife is my fave, or just normal married missus. Personality is far more important than looks for me

Wow, better get Fab to add criteria, really sells it:

"Natural dowdy wife"

"Normal married missus"

"

Great personality

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality "

I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows:

"I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me"

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you


"Why do you never see guys asking for these??!?

It's always curvy, BBW, slim (if you're brave!).

What if you don't fit into any of those categories!

If u ain't slim, curvy, bbw what's left if you don't subscribe to any of those?

Not big boobed enough to be curvy, too many hash browns to be slim, gather here. Have a hash brown. "

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont want average, I can get that on dating sites...I want the spectacular x"

And you thought fab was the place for that?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"I dont want average, I can get that on dating sites...I want the spectacular x

And you thought fab was the place for that? "

It is for me so far

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows:

"I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me"

"

Nailed it

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says any height any colour just be comfortable in your own skin, guess that rules most of the population out, maybe I should change it to must have a resting heart rate of under 70, or maybe must have a heart rate, or a heart, I’m off

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I would go for any type of woman as long as she has a nice personality

·

I believe that translates from Dutch into English as follows:

"I'd go for any type of woman as long as she is willing to sleep with me"

"

•

"Willing" never cuts the mustard. It sounds half-hearted. I would like for a woman to be delighted to sleep with me.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *esYesOMGYes!Man
over a year ago

M20

Women have curvy, which could describe and is used to describe almost any body type.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Mine says any height any colour just be comfortable in your own skin, guess that rules most of the population out, maybe I should change it to must have a resting heart rate of under 70, or maybe must have a heart rate, or a heart, I’m off "

Damn, my resting heart rate can be double that

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Mine says any height any colour just be comfortable in your own skin, guess that rules most of the population out, maybe I should change it to must have a resting heart rate of under 70, or maybe must have a heart rate, or a heart, I’m off

Damn, my resting heart rate can be double that "

Is that when you open a cock pic message from me?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Just an average guy into average hash browns, here for likeminded.

Can provide condiments.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any average women about

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any average women about "

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it. "

Well dam

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

Well dam"

It is clearly violence day today.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

Well dam"

Haha I've only just found these forums in new here and fuckin loving them ha

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it. "

I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?

Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?

Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass"

Always exceptions when it comes to people. It's just far more fun to stir the pot with sweeping generalisations to get the blood flowing.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?

Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass"

But you'd still fuck em right? Tree and all

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By *oanlovesitMan
over a year ago

Brompton, Northallerton

your far from average but you need to check you age setting as it says 91 to 91 xxx

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your far from average but you need to check you age setting as it says 91 to 91 xxx"

I'm well aware of my age settings thanks.

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
 
 

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Any average women about

Most of them, until you try to talk to them, then they think they are something special...

shit did I say that out loud... Nah I typed it.

I get it if people aren't interested but when people are rude thanks when I think, you're a shit aint ya?

Ironically some of the hottest women here though are actually great laughs and don't act like they've got a tree up their ass

But you'd still fuck em right? Tree and all "

Dp?

 (closed, thread got too big)

Reply privately
back to top