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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Do I let her in scantily clad and tell her the washing machine needs cleaning?

Just not sure on how to interact with females you know. Especially filthy maids. When does a cleaner become a maid anyway?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Only keeping to the serious side of this one.

A cleaner becomes a maid when they advertise as that.

A cleaner cleans, nothing else. A maid is likely to also include tidying up after the slob of a client.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully this is a joke but if not please do not subject normal by standards or people just trying to do they job to kinks or fantasies

There’s plenty off people on fab that could fill that role and live out it for real without subjecting inccont by standers

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hopefully this is a joke but if not please do not subject normal by standards or people just trying to do they job to kinks or fantasies

There’s plenty off people on fab that could fill that role and live out it for real without subjecting inccont by standers "

I can't believe I have to say this but yes it's a joke. A greatest hits collection of ridiculous I've seen today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully this is a joke but if not please do not subject normal by standards or people just trying to do they job to kinks or fantasies

There’s plenty off people on fab that could fill that role and live out it for real without subjecting inccont by standers

I can't believe I have to say this but yes it's a joke. A greatest hits collection of ridiculous I've seen today "

I thought so but you can never be shour

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"I can't believe I have to say this but yes it's a joke. A greatest hits collection of ridiculous I've seen today "

It's far safer and kinder in this day and age to take everything seriously and earnestly. Because what could be taken as a joke by one person could mortally offend another. If you take everything seriously, then you will never be insensitive to humour that may have gone over your head.

And it's quite ok not to laugh at things, but it's never ok to laugh at things.

Still, you do you, ofc.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Ah, I remember the good old days when a "cleaner" was actually code for a hitman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully this is a joke but if not please do not subject normal by standards or people just trying to do they job to kinks or fantasies

There’s plenty off people on fab that could fill that role and live out it for real without subjecting inccont by standers

I can't believe I have to say this but yes it's a joke. A greatest hits collection of ridiculous I've seen today "

You're sooo funny!... Have you ever considered taking up thimble collecting as a hobby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, I remember the good old days when a "cleaner" was actually code for a hitman. "

So what was the name given to the person that cleans up after "the cleaner"

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

If it’s a legit cleaner it’s best to just get out their way , I make mine a drink then go shopping or in the pool otherwise we just end up chatting and slows her down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the correct initiation procedure is to open the door neked, point down and say clean that!! When she's finished noshing you off you then tell her whether or not she is allowed to clean your house.

I'm speaking from experience, do you can trust me, word innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so gonna try and bang the cleaner.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think standard practice is to go around and clean before the cleaner gets there.

You’ll be too tired for an erection!!

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