FabSwingers.com forum: Don’t piss on my post

By *XXDREAM OP Man
over a year ago

sudbury

Do you openly piss on everyones lamp post? Or do you have favourites?

Are people put off by lamp post pissing? especially given that there's normally multiple chats between people, so how do you decide who to publicly piss on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just piss on everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just piss on everyone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it better to e pissed on or pissed off?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I just piss off everyone. "

No you don't

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By *XXDREAM OP Man
over a year ago

sudbury

"I just piss on everyone. "

That’s hot, does it cause some jealousy do you think ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I just piss people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just me what you see here is what you get in real life

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I am as chaste and pure as the driven snow and would never do such a thing.

(Where’s the ‘fingers crossed behind my back’ emoji?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just piss people off"

Never pissed me off

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I piss on you you swine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like being pissed on. Its all warm

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m kind of spraying indiscriminately

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I show my familiarity with forum users, but never LPP claiming, it's embarrassing to see people do it, especially when it's not being reciprocated

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By *XXDREAM OP Man
over a year ago

sudbury

"I’m kind of spraying indiscriminately

Messy but highly efficient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I show my familiarity with forum users, but never LPP claiming, it's embarrassing to see people do it, especially when it's not being reciprocated

I think the second part is the main point. When it's not reciprocated then I take the hint and might reply to their posts but never flirt with them and it can be cringey to see otherwise

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

It’s a hard enough job coaxing me out to meet people let alone cringey lamp post pissing.

I have a shy bladder in that respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only piss on Rex because I want everyone to know he's my property.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Lucky boy Rex.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is it piss? Or is it that squirt piss that’s not piss but really is piss?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I only piss on Rex because I want everyone to know he's my property.

I stink of piss

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Do you openly piss on everyones lamp post? Or do you have favourites?

Are people put off by lamp post pissing? especially given that there's normally multiple chats between people, so how do you decide who to publicly piss on?"

Do you want piss? You can just ask

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I like being pissed on. Its all warm

We should meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting down on the loo, having a piss now.

Don't tell me what to do. (Shrugs)

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I just like to flirt *shrugs*

Em x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I just like to flirt *shrugs*

Em x"

What I have to use the lavatory?!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When you got to go you got to go lamposts hedges walls etc etc.....

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I just like to flirt *shrugs*

Em x

What I have to use the lavatory?!"

Go behind a wall if you feel like it but not on me

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I just like to flirt *shrugs*

Em x

What I have to use the lavatory?!

Go behind a wall if you feel like it but not on me

No silly there's other liquids I want ON you!

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By *siaessex2Couple
over a year ago

essex

I love to piss over everyone (ASIA)x

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I just like to flirt *shrugs*

Em x

What I have to use the lavatory?!

Go behind a wall if you feel like it but not on me

No silly there's other liquids I want ON you!"

Tut tut ,you're pissing on my post Brucey. *Inserts father Ted meme, down with that sort of thing*

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Territorial pissing so crass.

Leaving your mark is much more refined.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Is it piss? Or is it that squirt piss that’s not piss but really is piss? "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm not very good at aiming so what if I get the wrong person?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I want to not have Don't Rain on my Parade in my head every time I see this thread

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

I’ve read through everyone’s posts and still don’t know what pissing on lampposts means in this context.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I've pissed of every lamp post I have ever come across, in the vain hope of urinating on the ghost of George Formby.

"I'm leaning on a lamp post, maybe you thi....ooh, you dirty bastard!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a swingers site. People need to get a grip. We are not monogamous. Nobody belongs to you. Flirt with whoever you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a swingers site. People need to get a grip. We are not monogamous. Nobody belongs to you. Flirt with whoever you want. "

Hey you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just piss people off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a swingers site. People need to get a grip. We are not monogamous. Nobody belongs to you. Flirt with whoever you want.

Hey you

Ew. I like the real you more

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"This is a swingers site. People need to get a grip. We are not monogamous. Nobody belongs to you. Flirt with whoever you want.

Hey you

Ew. I like the real you more"

It arouses me when she flutters her eyelashes. It means you've won pickles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think it’s annoying it’s like oriole watching… you can sit back and watch who fancies who and alike…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not something I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a swingers site. People need to get a grip. We are not monogamous. Nobody belongs to you. Flirt with whoever you want.

Hey you

Ew. I like the real you more"

Eve I feel a tad sick now.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Do you openly piss on everyones lamp post? Or do you have favourites?

Are people put off by lamp post pissing? especially given that there's normally multiple chats between people, so how do you decide who to publicly piss on?"

I've never met anyone with their own lamp post.... Oh how the other half live

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I believe this means publicly staking claim to a meet via forum posts? I would definitely be put off by any form of possessiveness. I've never felt any need to be secretive or hide who I have met or know however so I don't mind harmless flirting or comments that give away that a person has met me in person or is friends with me. I have been annoyed however when someone was clearly trying to imply there was more between us than there was.

I get more annoying by strangers that leave irrelevant replies to all your forum posts because they can't message you or who overly blow smoke up my arse. My real friends are those who take the piss out of me

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