FabSwingers.com forum: Kneel

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And worship lord wonko!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I will not bend the knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually my knee hurts, can I just stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off with his head!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off with their heads!

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Actually my knee hurts, can I just stand "

I agree here

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ok but I may not be able to get back up again.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"And worship lord wonko! "

As much as I admire you wonko

I cant kneal before you .

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I would but I might need a hand to get back up!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I only get on my knees for one reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only get on my knees for one reason

To scrub the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry wonko I don’t kneel for everyone I know my worth I know what I bring to the table pass it up and that’s they loose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would but I might need a hand to get back up!

I can get a guard to help

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I only get on my knees for one reason

Why do you think he's asking?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I only get on my knees for one reason

To scrub the floor? "

Silly Wonko.

To ch0ke on some dick

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really, really hoped it was going to be about Fleabag and that fucked up but oh so erotic scene.

Oh well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And worship lord wonko! "

Who is this Neil that you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only get on my knees for one reason

To scrub the floor?

Silly Wonko.

To ch0ke on some dick

How does dick feel about that? Did he agree?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Nope. I don’t kneel. I am knelt for.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I'm not sure if this is a true story but..

... when a large politician with great presence shouted across a hallway in the House of Commons to Neil Kinnock...

."Neil!"

Apparently a bunch of American tourists did just that on the spot....

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Nope. I don’t kneel. I am knelt for.

Well that works as well

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Nahh, I think I will stand thanks. Mind you, that big chair over there looks comfy. Maybe I'll just sit there and shout encouragement from afar.

Is there any cake?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Kneel before Zod!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nahh, I think I will stand thanks. Mind you, that big chair over there looks comfy. Maybe I'll just sit there and shout encouragement from afar.

Is there any cake?"

Only if you brought it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I really, really hoped it was going to be about Fleabag and that fucked up but oh so erotic scene.

Oh well."

I know I should watch Fleabag. But I've been told I should so many times I seem to have developed a mental block on it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I only get on my knees for one reason

To scrub the floor?

Silly Wonko.

To ch0ke on some dick

How does dick feel about that? Did he agree? "

Uh, he ejaculated, which is kind of agreeing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only get on my knees for one reason

To scrub the floor?

Silly Wonko.

To ch0ke on some dick

That also rules me out straight away

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We’re not worthy!

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By *_elie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Ok but I may not be able to get back up again."

Ditto

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.

And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".

Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Would anyone here fuck wonko?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.

And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".

Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles."

Of course you'd know about this.

I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

No! Unless you are offering cake then i might do.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.

And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".

Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.

Of course you'd know about this.

I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."

"Please may I ch0ke on your dick now?" Seems to go down quite well at the minute.

I'm terrible at sexy talk. But I'm working on expressing what I want a bit more

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You just want to surprise me from behind with little wonko .

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.

And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".

Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.

Of course you'd know about this.

I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."

Oh, I have zero sexy talk. And sadly don't have the appeal of Andrew Scott either. But now thinking that a threesome with him and PWB would be hard to beat...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Tangent alert: there was an article in the Evening Standard this week about sexy talk, and how to - and not - do it.

And an example of how simple, but effective one word could be was Sexy Priest telling Fleabag to..."kneel".

Forum, you're welcome for the fanny flutters/todger tingles.

Of course you'd know about this.

I need to find that article now, my sex talk is dire - "would you mind putting your penis inside of me now please" isn't quite cutting it any more."

Have you tried "Fill 'er up, insert name, she's gagging for ya"?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Would anyone here fuck wonko?"

Mean

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"And worship lord wonko! "

At my age?

Mr H.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

#all knees matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone here fuck wonko?"

The logical answer is no!

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