FabSwingers.com forum: Things you will never hear a woman say...

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

hey...get a whiff of that one!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get this round in...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Of course I don't mind you having a shit while im in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on wipe it on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course I don't mind you having a shit while im in the bath

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these shoes are too high

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'll have the cheaper one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the baby is not mine, i want a DNA test lol

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I dont have any kids, least I dont think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course I don't mind you having a shit while im in the bath

pmsl

couldnt help but chuckle at that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive seen thicker...ok ok so now im bragging.........lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why dont you go out and have a few pints and watch the football

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i will fix that you sit down

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Of course I really like your mum darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shouldnt you be down the pub drinking with your buddies

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Don’t worry about the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hold on il phone sky and get the full sports package for you....

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

It was my fault

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"It was my fault

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very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont buy me any more sexy underwear.. I have enough!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My arse looks great in this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh...your so masterful!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, you've lost weight hun, looking hot..

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I dont need to go to the hairdressers

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

That's when there are less than two opponents nearer the goal when the ball is played.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That's when there are less than two opponents nearer the goal when the ball is played."
i have said that ya cheeky bugger!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

dont worry about me...you come first..

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

no i dont want those jimmy choos..id rather have a new washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so funny when you fart, do it some more

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

NO !!...let me pay for this

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Of course I don't mind you having a beautiful young mistress, just spend the night with her whenever you want...

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I cant cum any more stop!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

[Removed by poster at 30/11/09 18:14:42]

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"no i dont want those jimmy choos..id rather have a new washing machine

I tried that one on K, told her washing machines (actually a fridge freezer but I claim poetic lisence) are rarer than Jummy Choos now you can get them in the high st - even I can't post her reply and I'm sure I'll get over the limp eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, you was right.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Of course I like your skid marks huney

makes me love u even more

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll change this tyre love

You sit there and keep warm

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

of course i dont need any more shoes

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

your balls look great in my best friends mouth

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

you make the dinner...

.(that might just be my house of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to have your babies

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

You made a huge contribution to all the christmas activies

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

Thank you !!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I love it when you grow nasal hair

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

oh and the hair growing out of your ears makes my clit twitch with anticipation and exitement

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

i look better without my make up

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

no darling, you speak...i'll be quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll get this round in...

That's not true! I say that all the time, as I cannot wait for others to drink up, so I get up and get the next round!!!

Cheaper that way too!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I'll get pissed all night and your driving home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am surprised no one has come up with "I'll look after the BBQ, dear!"

That's does not apply to me, as I always look after the BBQ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shouldnt you be down the pub drinking with your buddies

i disagree, i used to always say that to my ex hubby... he's now my ex cuz he wouldnt fuck off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just going shopping I'll be back in half hour

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

don't worry hun - i'll lie in the wet patch

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

do us some food my mates are coming round for a game of cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hold on il phone sky and get the full sports package for you...."

I did that

now I know why he bought me the laptop!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!!!!! at least u got somethin out it!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back in a bit

taking a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"back in a bit

taking a shit"

i say that

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

turn over the footballs on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK Honey, you hide my Christmas Present for weeks, I'm really really not curious at all !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"turn over the footballs on"
i have said that!!!! quite a few times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want the leading role in 'Two Girls, One Mooncup'"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

it'll take me 10 minutes to get ready

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

pull over while i piss by the side of the car

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"pull over while i piss by the side of the car "

....waits for Femme....

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

How about "mines a pint"

Ooooo hang on a min i might!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about "mines a pint"

Ooooo hang on a min i might!!!

But mine IS a pint - ask Sharp Dressed Man, he'll tell you it's true!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"pull over while i piss by the side of the car

....waits for Femme...."
i have never done that ya cheeky git, i always go before we set off!!!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"turn over the footballs oni have said that!!!! quite a few times!!!

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you are going to make some guy very happy

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I wanna grow a beard

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"How about "mines a pint"

Ooooo hang on a min i might!!!

But mine IS a pint - ask Sharp Dressed Man, he'll tell you it's true!

Well, I wouldn't call them pints as such, but they are certainly a very generous handful.

er...what was the question, again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about "mines a pint"

Ooooo hang on a min i might!!!

But mine IS a pint - ask Sharp Dressed Man, he'll tell you it's true!

Well, I wouldn't call them pints as such, but they are certainly a very generous handful.

er...what was the question, again?

At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off the eastenders Xmas special the Great escapes on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn off the eastenders Xmas special the Great escapes on...

I don't watch soaps, and the Great Escapes is one of my favourite films!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Its ok i don't mind a little snoring"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn off the eastenders Xmas special the Great escapes on...

I don't watch soaps, and the Great Escapes is one of my favourite films!

Ho Hum round yours for Xmas day it is then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Its ok i don't mind a little snoring" "

That's funny, as I have to warn any potential playmates about my snoring - my mates could hear me upstairs in the bedroom with the door closed when I slept downstairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't watch soaps, and the Great Escapes is one of my favourite films!

Ho Hum round yours for Xmas day it is then....

Nope, as I shall be spending it on my own with the pets, sorry!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

no i dont want the handbag to match!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

“did my fingernails really do that? Sorry”

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

Good thing you didn't see the other thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

Good thing you didn't see the other thread!"

That's it, dinner is on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

Good thing you didn't see the other thread!

That's it, dinner is on you!

A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok you really shouldn't know when my birthday is"

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

Good thing you didn't see the other thread!

That's it, dinner is on you!

A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous!

What would have happened if I wasn't complimentary about your culinary skills? Would I have to supply a Domme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At this rate, you will be wearing that pint on your head!

Good thing you didn't see the other thread!

That's it, dinner is on you!

A Sub will do, unless you are feeling generous!

What would have happened if I wasn't complimentary about your culinary skills? Would I have to supply a Domme?

Hmmmm, I'll get back to you on that one!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

As if you could cock up cooking!

Or are you saying you would for a Domme??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As if you could cock up cooking!

Or are you saying you would for a Domme??????"

Stupid here, what's a domme?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Opposite of a Sub...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

" I love it when you scratch your balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Sniff that!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wow, it really is 14 inches!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opposite of a Sub..."

Tart, I was talking about a sandwich!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

That cars engine needs changing

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm wrong, you must be right again.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Opposite of a Sub...

Tart, I was talking about a sandwich!

A Domme sandwich??? I dread to think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've not got a hard on, its a piss hard

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