FabSwingers.com forum: Do you class yourself as a sex expert?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Lurking around fab and the forums nearly everyone claims to be a sex expert.

What do you bring to the table, what's your specialty?

Funny answers more than welcome.

Have a great day all.

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By *hedarkstallionMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm certainly not - I need to be taught some lessons!

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Every day is a school day as far as I am concerned

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Do you class yourself as a sex expert?"

Good god no. But I’m an enthusiastic amateur.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well.....

I did write a book on sex.

Actually it wasn't a book, more of a manual

Errrrrrrm, more of a pamphlet.

OK. It was a filthy message to a woman on here.

It never even got read.

Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely! Some have to fuck for hours before they cum, three pushes for me and I’m done!

Can’t get more expert than that, surely?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I am not an expert on sex at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a jack of all trades like I spend most of my time jacking of and trading pics

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Don't class myself

I am the chosen one

Creativity and charisma thrown in passion....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I think experience makes me something of an expert in what I enjoy sexually. I'm definitely a suck it and see kinda woman though, always exciting to discover new things

Mrs TMN x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Who are these people claiming to be sexperts?

No, seriously, I'd love to know and experience sex at the hands of such aficionados. The forum threads I could start. The smutty posts. The potential.

Please let me know as soon as convenient OP.

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

"Well.....

I did write a book on sex.

Actually it wasn't a book, more of a manual

Errrrrrrm, more of a pamphlet.

OK. It was a filthy message to a woman on here.

It never even got read.

Pfffft "

Love this lol x

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Lurking around fab and the forums nearly everyone claims to be a sex expert.

What do you bring to the table, what's your specialty?

Funny answers more than welcome.

Have a great day all.

I will bring cake abd pressco to the table

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Not an expert, but I try and play tantric as often as possible, slow and sensual is my preferred pace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My speciality is oral. I love talking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck no !

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Who are these people claiming to be sexperts?

No, seriously, I'd love to know and experience sex at the hands of such aficionados. The forum threads I could start. The smutty posts. The potential.

Please let me know as soon as convenient OP."

This thread is the bait, look around they won't be able to resist, then you can pounce.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

No Way !!! With having a very long Dry spell, I'm far from that maybe just above Learner stage, but that the saying goes, when you fall off a bike you have to get back on, but not sure how long that's going to be . . . . . . . Hope this doesn't put women looking at my Profile ,?

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley

I’m a sprinter, done in under 10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

absolutely not, im a shit shag.

just here for the pizza

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There’s pizza? Where? I want some.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"absolutely not, im a shit shag.

just here for the pizza

I need to get a job at Domino's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I class myself as an expert level wanker

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Definitely not xx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I read that as sex pest

I’m neither

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes. I am. Only where i'm concerned though

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

In some aspects yes. In some aspects no. In other aspects I'm still learning.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Definitely not! I just do what i do and hope for the best. My username is a reference to what someone called me. Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurking around fab and the forums nearly everyone claims to be a sex expert.

What do you bring to the table, what's your specialty?

Funny answers more than welcome.

Have a great day all.

Do the opposite of what I do and you'll be fine

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By *eteranSwingersCouple
over a year ago

Costa del Sol, Spain

No expert but make enough porn to make it look like I am. Not exactly sure what an expert in sex is exactly. In theory, that could be someone in a normal relationship...having sex with the same person everyday but extremely good at it. Or fastest to make someone else cum?? I'm not sure

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Maybe I am? Im good at putting my willy in all kinds of holes. I know bits about the clitosaurus thingy too, oh, and I know that woman get spots inside them, they grow into alphabet shapes apparently, I believe if you pop the right pimple in there a ton of liquid comes out of it!

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Fuck no.

An enthusiastic amateur.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

"absolutely not, im a shit shag.

just here for the pizza

Well you certainly are a Expert at Deepthroat Looking at your Videos fab ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what they say, those that talk the talk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t call my self a expert I am just me

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

What I've learnt is every day is a school day

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Not completely, but never had any complaints so far.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nope. Definitely average to below average here.

I sex bruise really easily if that's classed as a notable skill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when someone actually actually shows up!

Or would you like references from my wanted harem?

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm depraved oh sorry my mistake try deprived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know where my tongue should go and where my penis should go. Fingers not always though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Noooo.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think of myself as an expert. I'm good at what I enjoy doing though

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No, everyone's body is different I'd say I'm an expert with the Mr's cock especially oral but anyone else absolutely not, we have to learn what they like what feels good, new person new things to learn.

Mrs

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd say I'm skilled at empathetic listening, but people might think I'm a therapist or charging for it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll make your toes curl, especially if you leave your tights on

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