FabSwingers.com forum: I’m trying to seduce her. What shall I do?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wrong answers only?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Hand her an upside down pineapple then push her into your pampas grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hand her an upside down pineapple then push her into your pampas grass"

Is this like old people slang? This upside down pineapple? Or is it reference to a cake? I’m so confused everytime I see it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stand before her and commence rubbing your palms vigorously up and down your thighs whilst trying to emulate the chirping sound of a Cricket

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

maniacal grins and hip thrusting. don't waste time being subtle. Say things like 'I know you want me'

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Offer her your smelly finger

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Show her the size of you lynx can

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Walk behind her, telling her that she'd look prettier if she smiled.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Do a little dance and show her your bum

Em x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Show her your collection of Lego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vigorous helicoptering

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Send the message that wins everytime: 'I'm near yous, fancy a fuck'

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Wear t shirt proclaiming you have a big Willy and belch loudly

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By *ARKblondeCouple
over a year ago

london

Sniff her hair

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I’m learning a lot, I’m expecting an upturn in my messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stand before her and commence rubbing your palms vigorously up and down your thighs whilst trying to emulate the chirping sound of a Cricket

Sounds tough but I got it in the bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walk behind her, telling her that she'd look prettier if she smiled.

And then I’ll call her racist when she crosses the road

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Send the message that wins every time: 'I'm near yous, fancy a fuck'"

There’s one thing I’m doing wrong! I’ve never used the “word” “yous”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull her pony tail and run away

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Forget to wash for a week

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Walk behind her, telling her that she'd look prettier if she smiled.

And then I’ll call her racist when she crosses the road"

I can't do that

that's not fair

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Scratch your nuts n drool

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Keep getting in her line of sight, winking and licking your lips.

Get very d*unk, cry on her shoulder, spend hours talking about your ex, and then ask for a sympathy fuck.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Keep getting in her line of sight, winking and licking your lips.

Get very d*unk, cry on her shoulder, spend hours talking about your ex, and then ask for a sympathy fuck."

Nailed it

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Walk behind her, telling her that she'd look prettier if she smiled.

And then I’ll call her racist when she crosses the road

I can't do that

that's not fair"

Improvise!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ask her if she's awake and has read about the newest misdeeds of Bill Gates

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Get on all fours, crawl round behind her and sniff her bum, like dogs do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howl her name out of tune whilst following her in public.

Pound your chest and make inaudible noises, such as lips smacking.

Drag her by her ankle to your cave.

Ps. I watched too much Flinstones and Tarzan clearly.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I use the Papa Lazarou method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make intense eye contact with her as you lick your lips, then growl.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Make intense eye contact with her as you lick your lips, then growl. "

He said wrong answers, Shiv...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make intense eye contact with her as you lick your lips, then growl.

He said wrong answers, Shiv..."

Oh you do this…..can I see

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Do your best Vladimir Putin impression, swiftly followed by your best Trump impression and grab her by her pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do your best Vladimir Putin impression, swiftly followed by your best Trump impression and grab her by her pussy!

Proud people on both sides.

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By *ewyearnewkneeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Howl wildly at the dark side of her moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at her chest and pretend to motor boat her!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You just need to be an Alpha/Top G/some other complete bollocks and she'll come to you. It's science.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I was told “be yourself”.

What a disaster that was!

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

Be honest, be brave and listen to her attentively as you look deep into her eyes

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Send me in

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Sneak into her home at night, send her some pictures of you sniffing her hair and kissing her cheek softly while she sleeps. Guaranteed to get her thinking of you 24/7 *

*Guarantee of her thoughts of you does not include positive thoughts, results may vary, any legal action taken is your own responsibility.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start humping her leg like a dog until she says yes

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.

Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Wrong answers only?

Tell her you'll be ready after the cricket

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.

Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms "

No rice?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Take her on a squirrel safari.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.

Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms

No rice?

Mind the carbs

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Send the message that wins every time: 'I'm near yous, fancy a fuck'

There’s one thing I’m doing wrong! I’ve never used the “word” “yous”"

That's why you're not on our block list.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Send the message that wins every time: 'I'm near yous, fancy a fuck'

There’s one thing I’m doing wrong! I’ve never used the “word” “yous”

That's why you're not on our block list."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play ‘slapsies’. Girls love that!

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

A loud fart goes a long way. Most women on dating apps say they want a man who can make them laugh. So farts should work.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tell her you want to prove to the world that she's a better shag than her nan.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Send her a dick pic works every time

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Hold your index and middle finger in a v in front of your lips and thrust your tongue between them. Job done and panties will drop.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ask her if she goes down on the first date and does her dad own a pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her to Guess how big your cock is while showing pics of it from various different angles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her that she would be prettier if she smiled more often

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.

Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms

No rice?

Biryani is rice you heathen.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"You could do it 'Delboy style':

Go up behind her, slap her on the arse and when she turns around ask her if she fancies a curry.

Be holding a pint for her when you do it, and that might actually work on me. Especially if you then order the hottest thing on the menu to show off.

Ps. Mine is a punk IPA, keema biryani, lamb Rogan Josh, nan bread and 4 poppadoms

No rice?

Mind the carbs"

Sod the carbs.

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By *9problemsMan
over a year ago

Winchester

Ask her if she’d like a turn in your Dutch oven.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask her if she’d like a turn in your Dutch oven."

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you, son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the old scratch and sniff.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Do the old scratch and sniff."

Any particular area?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Dip the cock in mocha add a bit of whipped cream, done.

Oh no wait that may only work on me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the old scratch and sniff.

Any particular area? "

Start at the gooch and work your way round. I

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By *J2020Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Don’t wake her with a costa coffee at 3 am by breaking in via the bedroom window

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