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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.

She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.

It’s a good point right ?

What else can we learn from them ?

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over a year ago


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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

That's how it's supposed to be done, No?

Makes for less creases and the shirt looks

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


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I missed the word dumb that’s all.

Go on teach us….

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"That's how it's supposed to be done, No?

Makes for less creases and the shirt looks "

I think I prefer the girls way tbh. Maybe it’s my feminine side but it’s loads faster

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?"

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly we don't care how you put a shirt on .... it's how it comes off.

Slowly one button at a time.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "

If that's your preference, wouldn't be mine. I'll give a try, if I remember.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Honestly we don't care how you put a shirt on .... it's how it comes off.

Slowly one button at a time.

"

I wish more women practice what they preach, instead of thinking it’s Guiness book of records challenge to get naked in the least number of moves. See , 2 sexes can learn from each other

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "

Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

What is happening?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?

Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts."

Meli.

This was a popular term back in the olden days to express something being a bit strange, or not cool.

It was a different time back then, its a generational thing. They can't help it.

Be kind.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"What is happening?!"

The op opined that women have a better technique for putting on a shirt/blouse

Meli just looked over the top of her glasses at the op

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

As you've described OP I do it the male way and the other half the women's way

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"What is happening?!

The op opined that women have a better technique for putting on a shirt/blouse

Meli just looked over the top of her glasses at the op"

In a sexy secretary kinda way cause if not I don't think this is the thread for me?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"In a sexy secretary kinda way cause if not I don't think this is the thread for me?"

I think it was more ‘disapproving lecturer’.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Could there be bloodshed brewing….

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"In a sexy secretary kinda way cause if not I don't think this is the thread for me?

I think it was more ‘disapproving lecturer’."

Not angry just disappointed was my take.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

And btw - shirts/blouses. I use the buttons

If the stay done up that is…. They have a tendency to “ping” during the day.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My shirts mostly have press studs.

My sausage fingers don’t like buttons.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"And btw - shirts/blouses. I use the buttons

If the stay done up that is…. They have a tendency to “ping” during the day."

Careful now. You’ll have someone’s eye out …

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"My shirts mostly have press studs.

My sausage fingers don’t like buttons.

"

Isn't that the equivalent of strappy shoes as opposed to laces?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"My shirts mostly have press studs.

My sausage fingers don’t like buttons.

Isn't that the equivalent of strappy shoes as opposed to laces?"

Velcro straps

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.

She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.

It’s a good point right ?

What else can we learn from them ?"

How to drive

How to bake

How to push babies out

How to procrastinate

How to look

How to suck

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"My shirts mostly have press studs.

My sausage fingers don’t like buttons.

Isn't that the equivalent of strappy shoes as opposed to laces?

Velcro straps "

Those are the ones, big boy!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Last time I checked I'm a woman, but I've never heard of this "womans'way" of putting a shirt on. Why would anyone wear a crumpled shirt just to save 20 seconds of doing buttons up? Seems a bit of a silly way to do it if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”…. "

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "

Depends on how fitted the shirt is and how recently I've overindulged in food.

Not saying I've done it that way before and ended up with it stuck halfway.....but at least if you unbutton it all the way to put on you know much faster that that particular shirt needs to go back in the wardrobe for another day and to try something a little 'roomier'......

A

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "

Looks and feels gay? Never heard of that one, and wouldn’t cross my mind. Unless you mean, happy?

And I never knew there was a man-woman thing in this.

The question, if you’re going to undo the buttons, why not before removing the shirt?

If it’s hanging with the buttons done up, on it goes like a sweater. If undone, arms first.

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By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London

And does not undoing the buttons really cause more creases?

Though there is an issue of how fitted and whether there’s some stretch.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?

Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts."

If it looks gay. And it feels gay. It's probably a bit gay. You should probably have a deep soul search at this point.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x"

Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…

Probably you best you leave it off.

While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?""

You made me feel old, you asshole

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…

Probably you best you leave it off.

While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either "

No she needs to leave the watch on. No shirt, but the watch. I need that timer set to ensure I last at least 30 seconds with her!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

Im not sure of the ‘right’ way to wear your watch…

Probably you best you leave it off.

While you’re at it, don’t bother with a shirt either "

This would solve both of the above conundrums but I fear it may create more

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I think we have no sorted shirts...which is the male and female way of putting trousers on?

In worried I've been doing it wrong now!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x"

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole"

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above)"

so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

"

I can change. 1 button at a time

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me "

First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me

First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…"

Nah that would just look silly

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me

First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…

Nah that would just look silly "

That looks just for gynaecologists really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

I can change. 1 button at a time "

Wrong. You are girl.

Must pull it off in one go.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

I can change. 1 button at a time

Wrong. You are girl.

Must pull it off in one go."

I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

I can change. 1 button at a time

Wrong. You are girl.

Must pull it off in one go.

I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere "

More to the point. Why am I dressed and out of the kitchen? Who is making the sandwiches?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I was unbuttoning a shirt , then putting one arm in at a time , then doing the buttons back up.

She said ‘men are so so fucking dumb the way they get dressed’.

What else can we learn from them ?"

We can learn to disregard their erroneous sartorial idiosyncrasies.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"As you've described OP I do it the male way and the other half the women's way "

I do it the males way as well especially with big tits, I'd get stuck pulling shirts over my head

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?

Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts.

Meli.

This was a popular term back in the olden days to express something being a bit strange, or not cool.

It was a different time back then, its a generational thing. They can't help it.

Be kind."

Ha! Some people choose violence. Today you are one of those people. :D

This has been great for my kegels, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just gunning for whoever said

“In the olden days”….

In my best McNulty voice:

"What the fuck did I do?"

You made me feel old, you asshole

Do you know how very tempted I am to say something else.

But no, I shall refrain.

Demonstrate personal growth. Development.

Cause I'm not old I can do these things, still have time to change n shit.

Sad you don't though.

I can change. 1 button at a time

Wrong. You are girl.

Must pull it off in one go.

I could do that too…. But there’d be buttons flying everywhere

More to the point. Why am I dressed and out of the kitchen? Who is making the sandwiches?"

Good fucking point.

There's another feature for you.

Snacks and refreshments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe just stop wearing shirts??

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right?

Looks and feels gay... you're such a riot Notts.

If it looks gay. And it feels gay. It's probably a bit gay. You should probably have a deep soul search at this point. "

I’m so glad someone agrees I be feeling so insecure in my sexuality since posting this . I have to go for an ex ray in a bit for my ankle, I even phoned ahead and asked if the doctor can plug in the Gaydar and give my bum hole a quick scan, just to check I havent started to turn

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Put it on however you want OP,I've never heard of there being a woman's or mans way.

I put my arms in and then button it up, does this mean I am infact a man? A masc lesbian maybe?

Is this like the "right" way to wear a watch too? Because I never know which arm it's supposed to be

Em x

I will be that person that checks…..social rules for a woman say left wrist….for a man, The men's watch should be worn on the wrist of the non-dominant hand and below the elbow.( don’t know why you would wear above) so if a man is right handed he wears it on his left wrist? Basically men can do whatever they want then I'm gonna rebel,wear it on my right wrist and hiss at anyone who tries to correct me

First of all I was gonna correct you as I thought you put kiss….secondly why not go for the wearing above the elbow to really rebel…

Nah that would just look silly

That looks just for gynaecologists really!!"

If you wear it in the inside of your wrist it’s much easier to use. Which is important, because a watch is a single function device, something that the over 100s still use , so every little limb movement comes at a cost and risk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you mean by ‘the girls way’? Pulling the shirt on already buttoned up, like it’s a jumper?

Yeah with just 1 or 2 buttons undone. Yes it looks and feels gay , but get over that, and it’s better right? "

That's how I do it. I'm not gay but I'm bi

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