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Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?
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"Was he asleep? " I can only think we didn't do as good a job as I hoped
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"So I just, months later, discovered than when B had me *and* another woman licking and sucking his cock, he didn't realise!
Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?
J"Not exactly ticked something off the list, but i was told today by one of my male friends that my voice was like "porn for the eardrums" hahaha. I've never thought my voice was in any way sexy. But apparently is lol Mrs | |||
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"D*unk a can of diet c0ke with one foot on an overturned tree stump " Ph-woar. | |||
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"Well, pre cum usually escapes without any particularly noticeable sensation. Is that sexy though?
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"Scratched my ass. I know a lot of women in here get soaked thinking of that " It’s made me as hard as a woolly mammoths femur that has Brucey  | |||
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"Apparently the way I look at T ……. Who knew looking pissed off was hot (joking obviously)
Mrs"We need a pic of you looking at me. The forum are crying out for it | |||
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"Beef may have inadvertently killed me. I'm still laughing and may die. I don't think I've ever done anything sexy... accidentally or otherwise." It has tickled me so much!
I mean it doesn't particularly reflect well on my skills but it's fucking hilarious!
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"D*unk a can of diet c0ke with one foot on an overturned tree stump " This made me laugh.. next you'll tell me you wiped your brow with the bottom of your t-shirt after the diet c0ke break  | |||
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"D*unk a can of diet c0ke with one foot on an overturned tree stump " Topless? | |||
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"How could you not notice?! "*Alan Partridge shrug* J | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count? "You meant that to be sexy | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy "My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know! | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!"I appreciate the post holding the donuts... 
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!
I appreciate the post holding the donuts...
(I'm referring to your cock)"And he appreciates it. Like I assume he appreciated the donuts cuddling him. | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
You meant that to be sexy
My cock isn't sexy... it was a donut appreciation post and you know!
I appreciate the post holding the donuts...
(I'm referring to your cock)
And he appreciates it. Like I assume he appreciated the donuts cuddling him."And the sweet, sweet coating he got? | |||
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"Didn't shave for 6 weeks. Apparently I'm more sexy the less you can see of my actual face "Pics or it didn't happen
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"Didn't shave for 6 weeks. Apparently I'm more sexy the less you can see of my actual face
Pics or it didn't happen
J"You've seen my 6 weeks of growth in person... yes it took me that long to grow my tiny beard! | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count? "Pic or didn't happen! | |||
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"I stuck donuts on my cock. Does that count?
Pic or didn't happen!"Proof provided. | |||
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"I struggle to be intentionally sexy. " Says the worlds sexiest woman! | |||
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"So I just, months later, discovered than when B had me *and* another woman licking and sucking his cock, he didn't realise!
Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?
J"Lying between hubby n our friend started wanking myself in my sleep. Got the boys all excited | |||
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"Have you ever unknowingly ticked something of your fucket list?" Okay, I missed this thread first time around but I’m here to own up to something guys don’t usually own up to. Accidental anal. I was with a woman I’d met the non-Fab way - out in that there real world, if you like. And we ended up in bed together for the first time. And it was good. One of those all night long, fucking every which way, kind of nights. I was fucking her from behind, doggystyle, and I slipped out. Then slipped back in slowly without realising I’d missed my target and popped it in her bum. We both just went with it. It was good. (And anal sex became a regular part of our relationship as things went on.) But she made a big deal out of it afterwards. It was up there as one of her sexiest life moments, the way I chose to confidently go there, without even asking. It was her favourite sexy memory when having a wank. She even wrote an blog about it that won a little ‘hottest blog post’ award. I never had the heart to tell her it was an accident. Literally a slip up.  | |||
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"And yeah, that was my first time fucking someone up the arse as well. Ticked it off the list accidentally despite it never even being on my list in the first place." How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise? | |||
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise? "Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it … | |||
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …"Did you put a ring on it | |||
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …"How do you just pop something in someone's bum though? I'm not sure if you've watched Fleabag but it happens in the opening credits of an episode. I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How? I'm not questioning how true your anecdote is, far from it. It's more it's something I've never understood since I first heard about it.:D | |||
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"I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How?" And this is why we should talk about these things instead of pretending they never happen. Let’s bust some myths today. 
Cocks are not always all that sensitive. There’s not a lot of detail in what us men feel through them. Bellends are not like fingertips.
Pop a condom on and you reduce the detail of your sense of touch even further. Throw in lubrication (natural or from a bottle) and you’d be amazed how little we can actually sense through our dick alone. I couldn’t use it to read braille, y’know?
My hands were on the girl’s hips and back, I was slipping back into her unguided, if you know what I mean. I wasn’t looking. And I guess the angle was wrong. I moved my hips, she moved hers, and suddenly I was unintentionally nudging against the back door. She paused and then pushed back, taking me in. So I pushed forward, and only then did I realise it felt … different.
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"How inexperienced were you at the time not to realise?
Things were extremely wet and slippery down there at the time. And I realised very quickly. But by then I was committed and decided to go with it …
How do you just pop something in someone's bum though? I'm not sure if you've watched Fleabag but it happens in the opening credits of an episode. I've never understood how it could happen like that. Just slip it up there. How?
I'm not questioning how true your anecdote is, far from it. It's more it's something I've never understood since I first heard about it.:D"With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli. I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube  | |||
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"With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli. I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube "Miss Meli? Sold. 
No, I can imagine how it can happen from a man's point of view to a certain extent, it's more... well I don't think I'll be taking anything unexpected anytime soon anally. I'm very much speaking from a relatively inexperienced anally pov. | |||
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"I started wearing some £5 reading glasses in work. Apparently that’s sexy. I just thought it was a cheap way to magnify things. "£5 don't u have a pound land lol | |||
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"I started wearing some £5 reading glasses in work. Apparently that’s sexy. I just thought it was a cheap way to magnify things. £5 don't u have a pound land lol"Yeah but it’s further away, so probably would have cost me £4 in diesel | |||
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"With enough moistness, it's fairly easy Miss Meli. I have myself had the pleasure of a little booty fruitiness with a lady who got wetter than an otters pocket while in flagrante- without the need for extra lube
Miss Meli? Sold.
No, I can imagine how it can happen from a man's point of view to a certain extent, it's more... well I don't think I'll be taking anything unexpected anytime soon anally. I'm very much speaking from a relatively inexperienced anally pov. "Well its not like the women in either situation were unaware or unwilling of the deed, although i don't own a Vajaja, it can't be unnoticed that things feel a little different...sometimes the mood and opportunity take over and you both end up nipping off on a tangent of delicious adventure .
Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station | |||
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station "Well after an offer like that how could I say no? | |||
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no? "Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man? | |||
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no?
Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man?"I mean sexy talk is a leap. No, not a leap. It's a mahoosive, gravity defying soar over mountains. Yes to not overthinking though. Life is short and you might as well have fun with it. Even if it is describing anal like penetrating someone's docking station. :D | |||
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no?
Why do I overthink things when all you need is sexy talk like this man?
I mean sexy talk is a leap. No, not a leap. It's a mahoosive, gravity defying soar over mountains. Yes to not overthinking though. Life is short and you might as well have fun with it. Even if it is describing anal like penetrating someone's docking station. :D"His was elegant whereas I’d say do you take it up the shitter? More work needed me thinks…… | |||
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"Should you wish to expand your anal experience, i'm more than happy to oblige and willing to indulge in the foreplay of shouting 'prepare for boarding Miss Meli!' shorty before penetrating your auxiliary docking station
Well after an offer like that how could I say no? "Let me know when you’re free and I’ll get some butter ordered | |||
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