FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you...

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm attention seeking, in need of all the perviness you people can muster and bored of working. So wrangle your mates and your best smut, and join in.

Please and thank you

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy the OP and don’t need an anonymous friend to say it!

Oh, I’m in, btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello posh

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Can I say "all of the above" and be done with it? Bit of an effort doing all the messages

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m average at best. I’ll be happy to pass on messages though

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Pick me! Pick me!

In!

Cherry x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Forst one in from my delicious mate...

Can you tell Danberks that your lovely mate would love chew on his nutsack like a piece of leathery old rump steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy being in this!!!

^ive said this before

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pick me! Pick me!

In!

Cherry x

You!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I fancy the OP and don’t need an anonymous friend to say it!

Oh, I’m in, btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, if I can find a mate.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I say "all of the above" and be done with it? Bit of an effort doing all the messages

Mrs TMN x"

No. Unless you do it in a smutty way

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh can I play for a bit.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hello posh "

Hello pickle

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Postie shorts on.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In, if I can find a mate. "

I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, if I can find a mate. "

That’s the sexiest way of asking for sex….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forst one in from my delicious mate...

Can you tell Danberks that your lovely mate would love chew on his nutsack like a piece of leathery old rump steak"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Postie shorts on.

Get em off

And your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Postie shorts on.

Phwooaar…. But did you shave your legs!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, if I can find a mate.

I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends

I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Pick me! Pick me!

In!

Cherry x

You!!"

Woop!

My knickers just fell off!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure but almost tempting, though I'm sure I'd be the first to breakdown.

God I'm feeling dark and twisted today. I clearly need a slap.

In...and I'll play dirty

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In, if I can find a mate.

I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends

I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.

I'm good actually. Friends are overrated

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Postie shorts on.

Get em off

And your pants"

Umm, ok, I'm taking everything off then because I'd feel weird in just a top!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my sexy mate...

please tell Rex his arse is mine

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

TMN a dashing chap who must rank as the sauciest condiment in the forum simply asks that I let you know, that he fancies you.

He’s got good taste.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Postie shorts on.

Get em off

And your pants

Umm, ok, I'm taking everything off then because I'd feel weird in just a top!

Seems reasonable

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Postie shorts on.

Phwooaar…. But did you shave your legs!? "

We're on day 2 prickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*puts postie top on*

Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure …"

Oooft. Big talk for one so petite. (I’m into the idea though. Shake things up a bit.)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*puts postie top on*

Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?

Me. And I'm not sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Cherry - my mystery friend thinks you must have the tastiest pies

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

My fit and smooth talking mate just said:

Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!

Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message

Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!

If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder what would happen if we did a 'I really don't like you' version of this. Carnage I'm sure …

Oooft. Big talk for one so petite. (I’m into the idea though. Shake things up a bit.)

Yep I'm all mouth and no....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"One from my sexy mate...

please tell Rex his arse is mine

Not for pegging

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh! And I’m in.

Postie service might be delayed though. Got a bit of driving to do.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:

Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!

Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!

Cherry x"

I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Cherry - my mystery friend thinks you must have the tastiest pies

I really do! I'm one of your five a day

Cherry x

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Good evening

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And another sexy mate says...

Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.

This is Fiddles isn’t it?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:

Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!

Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!

Cherry x

I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for?

Might be a bit Fiddly....

Cherry x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message

Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!

If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer

I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And another sexy mate says...

Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.

This is Fiddles isn’t it?

You can fiddle if you want.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My fit and smooth talking mate just said:

Hi gorgeous can you tell Posh that I think she’s just too lovely but with a devilishly sexy streak a mile long!

Oh Posh you little devil, get your mile long sexiness into his box!

Cherry x

I mean... I would... but which box am I aiming for?

Might be a bit Fiddly....

Cherry x

Thought it might be...

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pick me! Pick me!

In!

Cherry x

You!!"

Tart

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You are wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cryptic message for Beardedwonder999

Nice face and cock. I’d like to ride both

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"And another sexy mate says...

Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.

This is Fiddles isn’t it?

You can fiddle if you want."

I’m all up for being part of this, whatever it is.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And another sexy mate says...

Please tell rexy I have a new sounding instrument for his hole, I wanna know how loud he goes.

This is Fiddles isn’t it?

You can fiddle if you want."

Is it a thin tube or a wide one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message

Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!

If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer

I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer

Wow I’m making friends already

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Incoming for WoodyB! My sexy mate has a message for you and it's

Woody,

I want you to bend me over the bed, and fuck me deeply and grip me hard as you do it.

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Oh hello, I think we’ll pull up a chair

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I’m in too.

Hades

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate just made me do a happy butt dance when she said...

Please tell drama free to get his naked arse (and body) ready to be ravaged in approx 2 weeks.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You are wrong! "

Not wrong.

So ner.

Be in

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By *urenutsMan
over a year ago

waltham cross/Harrow HA1

I'm in

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You are wrong!

Not wrong.

So ner.

Be in"

Be in who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts postie top on*

Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?

Me. And I'm not sorry

You're so bad, I'll catch you and then I will deliver your mail

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message

Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!

If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer

I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer

Nooooo

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pick me! Pick me!

In!

Cherry x

You!!

Tart"

Takes one to know one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You are wrong!

Not wrong.

So ner.

Be in

Be in who? "

I've got a small space you could squeeze into if no one else volunteers.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*puts postie top on*

Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?

Me. And I'm not sorry

You're so bad, I'll catch you and then I will deliver your mail

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous forumite would like long legs to know that they would look great wrapped around said hunk's neck

Ooooft, steamy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooohhhh can I be in please

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TNM one for you by a sexy man

Will you tell TMN that I really need some private piano lessons

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I love my pervy mates... this one says...

Could you please tell PetiteWoman I plan on masterbating over her, it would be great if she could be here when I do it!…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, if I can find a mate.

I'm your mate. Even though the new you doesn't wanna be friends

I fear the photos of my exposed private regions may scar you for life.

This I can attest to! It's been 3 years of therapy and I still have the nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's "

So... Royal mail then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love my pervy mates... this one says...

Could you please tell PetiteWoman I plan on masterbating over her, it would be great if she could be here when I do it!…

Oh I like watching, what happens if I want to touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming for WoodyB! My sexy mate has a message for you and it's

Woody,

I want you to bend me over the bed, and fuck me deeply and grip me hard as you do it."

Sounds hot! …. Call me ??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My secy mate sent me a message for another sexy mate...

Tell Lilith she is sort of alright sometimes, I guess

(Ironically I think I told her that earlier from me...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick us in, but we're useless as postie's

So... Royal mail then"

Haha.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Rex you lucky man. This absolute stunner has asked me to forward this message

Rex, I really want you to let me bum you, with the biggest strapon I can find. I promise I'll stretch you!

If you aren’t up for it I’ll volunteer

I’ll be a mate and let you volunteer

Nooooo

OK OK, you can use your finger then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And from a gorgeous hunk of a mate...

Will you tell petite woman that I think petite is obviously French for,

Bloody hell I’ve perved her pics and cum in my pants.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'll be in

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, if I can find a mate. "

I'd jizz in ya.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"*puts postie top on*

Who stole my bottoms, you rascals?

Think you've a hard job getting your huge, but nice, willy into bottoms

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Oh Hades, my sexy mate has given me a message to pass on...

Please could you ask Hades if he could stop using his fingers to tap on his mobile and tap me up instead

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"And from a gorgeous hunk of a mate...

Will you tell petite woman that I think petite is obviously French for,

Bloody hell I’ve perved her pics and cum in my pants."

Don’t you mean - Bon sang, j'ai percé ses photos et son orgasme dans mon pantalon?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oh go on then we're in

Tinder x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Goodness... my pervy mate says...

Could you please tell Julie

If she’s searching for a new sex toy from the internet, I’d be happy to deliver myself to her back door!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?

They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

This guy oozes sex appeal and pre cum, anyway he says the following: Will you tell ‘Em that the thought of my cock twitching against her arse is a nicer thought even than eating a chocolate eclair from Taylor Swift’s bum hole.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?

They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first

I do hope so

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Well boys and girls that’s me done, I’ll be back tomorrow for face pic Friday and to see all the amazing cryptic comments you sexy buggers have left for me.

Have fun

Play nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FLUFFYCHICKEN!!!!

A pal has asked….

- Does your badger always look like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or are you just pleased to see him?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!

Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!

Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest!"

I am absolutely taking that as a compliment!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Goodness... my pervy mate says...

Could you please tell Julie

If she’s searching for a new sex toy from the internet, I’d be happy to deliver myself to her back door!

Fabulous, please deliver yourself to the inbox first

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I can’t go though because my sexy is as sexy does mate and her gorgeous boobs and everything has asked me to pass this on.

Please tell Cherry that I'm still waiting for her to do me good, and if she wants to bring Hades that's ok too

Now I’d like to be involved in that pie.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A gorgeous forumite would like long legs to know that they would look great wrapped around said hunk's neck

Ooooft, steamy!

Which hunk is this?

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"I can’t go though because my sexy is as sexy does mate and her gorgeous boobs and everything has asked me to pass this on.

Please tell Cherry that I'm still waiting for her to do me good, and if she wants to bring Hades that's ok too

Now I’d like to be involved in that pie.

I'll do you good... reaaaalll gooood

Cherry x

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"This guy oozes sex appeal and pre cum, anyway he says the following: Will you tell ‘Em that the thought of my cock twitching against her arse is a nicer thought even than eating a chocolate eclair from Taylor Swift’s bum hole."

I'm not quite sure what to say here

,thank you I think

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

In xx

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

In again for a giggle

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Posh, one for you from my sexy mate! And he's not yolking!

Can you tell Posh that of all the good eggs, that she is the eggiest!

I am absolutely taking that as a compliment!"

I wish somebody would say such things about me

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Oh Hades, my sexy mate has given me a message to pass on...

Please could you ask Hades if he could stop using his fingers to tap on his mobile and tap me up instead

These sound like the ramblings of a mad woman, however, I will tap you like Liberace tapped his understudies

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You are wrong!

Not wrong.

So ner.

Be in

Be in who? "

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?

They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first

I do hope so

UPDATE KLAXON!!

Tell Posh... I don’t have any shower gel….. why doesn’t she just rub herself all over me instead??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIDDLESTICKS!!!

You are fcking sexy as

*not my words!!!!

But my sweet friend said that…. Also

She’d like to “SNOG YOUR FACE OFF!!”

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I get excited when this mate rocks up in my box... because smut!

Could you please tell Melrose

It’s cloudy tonight and I’m feeling romantic and wanted a sunset…. Will she go down on me instead???

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'll give it a go and see if anyone wants me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yo Posh, here's one for you!

Could you ask Posh if she’d like to have a ‘has a great gag reflex’ in her Verifications. Because I can help her with that!

Depends... are we talking throat fucking or is your mate just not showering for a week?

They've not got back to me but let's hope it's the first

I do hope so

UPDATE KLAXON!!

Tell Posh... I don’t have any shower gel….. why doesn’t she just rub herself all over me instead??"

Ooh. Intriguing update... so they're a bit stinky then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FLUFFYCHICKEN!!!!

A pal has asked….

- Does your badger always look like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or are you just pleased to see him?

Fuckinell

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** DELAYED INCOMING MESSAGES KLAXON!! **

Sorry folks I was offline for a bit and TWO messages came in..

First this hunky hunk wants to say this to a gawjuss lady :

Will you tell TMN that I really need some private piano lessons.

And secondly, yet another hunk has this to say to an equally sexy lady:

Can you ask fluffy chicken if her badger always looks like it’s jumped through a hedge backwards or is she just pleased to see me?

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I am in, fancy me

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We've got one hour until Love Island starts so let have it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... my pervy mate had this glorious note for a sexy lady...

Can you tell Lilly that I’d like to wake up with her chuffdruff as a souvenir from our escapades from the night before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes

Be daring and say you're in. Go on. You know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KAITONEL

I need to tell you what someone just told me…

You are most definitely eggy. And she’d like you over easy!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in, and I'll be postie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get excited when this mate rocks up in my box... because smut!

Could you please tell Melrose

It’s cloudy tonight and I’m feeling romantic and wanted a sunset…. Will she go down on me instead???

You got me at ‘romantic’

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am in, fancy me

So demanding

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By *emptme1993Man
over a year ago

manchester

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oi Dan, Posh said Would you please tell Dan that I'd lovehim to spatter his man batter all over me.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oi Dan, Posh said Would you please tell Dan that I'd lovehim to spatter his man batter all over me.

I knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Dan, Posh said Would you please tell Dan that I'd lovehim to spatter his man batter all over me.

it’s understandle to be fair, if I was a lass I’d want the same

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My mate said...

Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a heck of a thread. Even if I don’t get yanked in, I’ll definitely follow it to see how it goes

Be daring and say you're in. Go on. You know you want to."

Seeing as it’s you, PetiteWoman

I’m in.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate said...

Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx

Tinder "

Is it detachable?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My mate said...

Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx

Tinder

Is it detachable? "

Fucks sake too late again ... May I attend please Posh Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Could you ask PetiteWoman if I could place my testicles on her chin please

This is not a typo

(The amount of times I've done this to others and they wouldn't post it)

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I am in, fancy me

So demanding

"
very

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My mate said...

Can you tell NotSoPosh that my heart may belong to another but my cock belongs to you xx

Tinder

Is it detachable?

Fucks sake too late again ... May I attend please Posh Pants

Is it your cock that belongs to me? Cos that would be weird

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My raging pervert of a mate says...

Please can you tell Marc that his arms look well sexy in that photo. I am imagining them gripping my hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hey, I’m in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm late on parade, but I'd like to join in.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate now owes me a brew as I snort laughed reading this...

MsGiggles. I don’t know her, but I hope she’s an archeologist…. Because I’ve got a bone for her to take a close look at.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Maybe i do maybe i dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* INCOMING *

This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!

Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a truly sexy lady...

Please tell Beardedwonder999 that if he would be so kind as to come here, I'd like to find out what wonders his beard has in store.

I would.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oh hahahahahaha

Can you tell _ex holes he can do more than put his balls on my chin

Oh wait, that’s a yes then? Result

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"* INCOMING *

This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!

Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him

"
take them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

** INCOMING MESSAGE TO EVERYONE (FROM POSH

) KLAXON **

Daaaaaaaaaaan

Please tell everyone that they are great and even though most of them aren't following the instructions and giving me attention they're still all pretty fun and should absolutely feel good about themselves.

Message from me (Dan) : I CONCUR

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"* INCOMING *

This SEXY minx has this to say to a very lucky chappie!

Would you please tell 1Liam I fancy the pants off him

take them off

Gladly... oh whoops secrets out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going offline so can’t be postie for a bit, soz folks xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Going offline so can’t be postie for a bit, soz folks xx "

Miss you already Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great fun op. And thanks you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Great fun op. And thanks you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What's all this egg talk?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What's all this egg talk? "

Just one big yolk.....

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

Probably helps

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone!

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Late but in and happy to play postie while I work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone! "

I have noticed that

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Evening!

Hello

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone! "

Oi!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So is it better to have pictures for someone to fancy you?

Unless it's Posh, she fancies everyone!

I have noticed that

And Oi!

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By *rinceandPrincess2000Couple
over a year ago

this one

"Evening!

Ohhhhh hellooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Evening!

I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Evening!

I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here"

Lol you may be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in

Mrs

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Evening, I'm in for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"Evening!

I'm getting the feeling ladies are pleased you're here"

Why thank you ladies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is there a need for part 2, or are we fancied out?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"My raging pervert of a mate says...

Please can you tell Marc that his arms look well sexy in that photo. I am imagining them gripping my hips

Well they do need a work out

Marc

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