FabSwingers.com forum: If you had an empty cupboard

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

A large cardboard box that is then fill with bags of crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness and Spiced Rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Ooh. All things craft! But I already have 2 of those cupboards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

Welcome to the forums and have a thick skin haha

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Hello and instant noodles would be my first thought

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sex toys "

Remember the Wardrobe to Narnia..

Not enough room still

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Junk, probably

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein powder. Kitchens are seriously lacking a cupboard for these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex toys

Remember the Wardrobe to Narnia..

Not enough room still

No cupboard or wardrobe will ever be big enough for my collection of smut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh. All things craft! But I already have 2 of those cupboards

Get bigger cupboards and pick something else for the empty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. All things craft! But I already have 2 of those cupboards

Same, all yarn, what’s yours

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chocolate's and sweets so my nephew can't reach

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

Welcome to the forums and have a thick skin haha

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But a wafer thin foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon."

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair, London / Sheffield

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space "

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I would put Bøø in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisps, haribo and red wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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I would put Bøø in there."

You know she will see this

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

All the bare necessities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

You wouldn’t want to smell me knob then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

You wouldn’t want to smell me knob then

Not if it’s been near your cupboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dividers, so I can keep it tidy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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I would put Bøø in there."

If it’s with all her sex toys it might have to be a double cupboard

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

Freeze dried body parts and coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

Freeze dried body parts and coffee "

And some whisky cola?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

You wouldn’t want to smell me knob then

Not if it’s been near your cupboards "

I’d let you into my cupboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Souls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

You wouldn’t want to smell me knob then

Not if it’s been near your cupboards

I’d let you into my cupboards

I’m going to go hide behind the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d probably come home d*unk and piss in it.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Half an ostrich and a vanilla magic tree to combat the stench of the rotting corpse.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"What would you fill it with?

First post. Hi

Freeze dried body parts and coffee

And some whisky cola? "

Cola bottles and cola cubes, Whisky kinda makes me break out in handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hhmmmm, I smell something fishy

Then I’m not coming anywhere near your cupboards

You wouldn’t want to smell me knob then

Not if it’s been near your cupboards

I’d let you into my cupboards

I’m going to go hide behind the sofa "

I don’t hoover behind the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Souls "

Wouldn't expect anything less from you lilith. Souls and a strap on perhaps?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Souls

Wouldn't expect anything less from you lilith. Souls and a strap on perhaps?

I don't fuck souls, that's a step too far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bodies"

We should team up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Souls

Wouldn't expect anything less from you lilith. Souls and a strap on perhaps?

I don't fuck souls, that's a step too far. "

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body bags…..

For the bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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I would put Bøø in there.

If it’s with all her sex toys it might have to be a double cupboard "
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You'd need a whole house not a cupboard

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The bodies

We should team up."

Would be efficient and save on resources

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body bags…..

For the bodies. "

It's a threesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body bags…..

For the bodies.

It's a threesome! "

I can check their pulses if you want?…?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A large cardboard box that is then fill with bags of crisps "

A crisp cupboard would be my idea of heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Souls

Wouldn't expect anything less from you lilith. Souls and a strap on perhaps?

I don't fuck souls, that's a step too far. "

You just let people spunk on them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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I would put Bøø in there.

If it’s with all her sex toys it might have to be a double cupboard .

You'd need a whole house not a cupboard "

All I can offer is an average sized cupboard. Only room for your favourites unfortunately

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I wouldn't have to fill it.

My son would have it filled before I could get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Custard "

I'll bathe you in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon.

So you would put 3 things in there? It seems like a waste of space

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I would put Bøø in there.

If it’s with all her sex toys it might have to be a double cupboard .

You'd need a whole house not a cupboard

All I can offer is an average sized cupboard. Only room for your favourites unfortunately "

Thats me out ..... no toy gets left behind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People's dreams, in jars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Custard "

Still in the tub/packaging or made up so it just oozes out of the cupboard? It’s an important question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Custard

Still in the tub/packaging or made up so it just oozes out of the cupboard? It’s an important question "

Still in the cartons

don’t wanna make a mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Custard

Still in the tub/packaging or made up so it just oozes out of the cupboard? It’s an important question

Still in the cartons

don’t wanna make a mess "

Understandable but also disappointing answer

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Welcome OP.

The souls of my victims. In pretty bottles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

A variety of flavours or do you have a “preference”

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Welcome op ,

I’d fill it with tea coffee and hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Randoms and Jelly babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

Chicken and mushroom??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

A variety of flavours or do you have a “preference”

Chicken and mushroom is my personal favourite.

I like to mix the contents with lashings of tomato ketchup before slopping it between buttered bread.

It’s gloriously gooey and tastes amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

But what will go in it once you have moved?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

Chicken and mushroom??"

Thou art Psychic for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome op ,

I’d fill it with tea coffee and hobnobs "

Should tea and coffee be kept separate?

Maybe someone will start a new thread addressing that question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

A variety of flavours or do you have a “preference”

Chicken and mushroom is my personal favourite.

I like to mix the contents with lashings of tomato ketchup before slopping it between buttered bread.

It’s gloriously gooey and tastes amazing

At the risk of being blocked by people. I agree with the ketchup. But have you tried dipping a grated cheese sandwich in there?

It’s very nice (borat voice)

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Sex toys

Remember the Wardrobe to Narnia..

Not enough room still

That and the fact that the buggers on the other side play with them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

A variety of flavours or do you have a “preference”

Chicken and mushroom is my personal favourite.

I like to mix the contents with lashings of tomato ketchup before slopping it between buttered bread.

It’s gloriously gooey and tastes amazing

At the risk of being blocked by people. I agree with the ketchup. But have you tried dipping a grated cheese sandwich in there?

It’s very nice (borat voice)"

I can just imagine it; oh god! - I need to try this now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pot Noodles.

I’m a classy guy me

A variety of flavours or do you have a “preference”

Chicken and mushroom is my personal favourite.

I like to mix the contents with lashings of tomato ketchup before slopping it between buttered bread.

It’s gloriously gooey and tastes amazing

At the risk of being blocked by people. I agree with the ketchup. But have you tried dipping a grated cheese sandwich in there?

It’s very nice (borat voice)

I can just imagine it; oh god! - I need to try this now

Report back with results

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Money if I had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

But what will go in it once you have moved?"

Have to fine one first lol

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

The severed heads of my enemies

Or maybe just a bunch of my favourite snacks and goodies, I don't think I have any enemies

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Custard "

Yes I've now seen this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

But what will go in it once you have moved?

Have to fine one first lol"

A house or cupboard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

But what will go in it once you have moved?

Have to fine one first lol

A house or cupboard?

A house *with* cupboards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooo I'm emptying mine ready to move house, cant fill them up again

But what will go in it once you have moved?

Have to fine one first lol

A house or cupboard?

A house *with* cupboards

It’s good to see you have your priorities in the right order

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knickers "

You wear knickers?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

£50 notes!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Nutmeg & grater..

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Cross stitch stuff probably... I have a rather large stash.

Nita

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Congratulations on your first post.

Welcome OP.

I would fill it with all things cinnamon."

Aldi stopped selling cinnamon bagels (cry)

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I'd fill it full of herbs and spices, dry pastas, rice, noodles and condiments. Enough things that I could cook up a tasty sexy meal for any guest that may come by.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I would put the op in my cupboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would put the op in my cupboard

Would you be able to reach it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen body parts

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I would put the op in my cupboard

Would you be able to reach it though?

It's ok I got step ladder and nail gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My abandoned dreams

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