FabSwingers.com forum: A really personal question for penis owners….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

When Miss isn't there to catch it in her pussy, mouth, belly or back, the occasional Hand Solo will see it squeezed out all over my own belly. Love the feeling of hot cum on my body.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well if you hold at the point of ejaculation you can actually do dry

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Tissue. Sock. Occasionally in the loo haha

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

For the posh wank, use a condom.

For the bread and butter wank....... Please don't wank in the kitchen. It's unsanitary

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

With great practice and skill, I aim to make sure it fires upwards and land perfectly within my navel.

Think similar to Keanu Reeves at the end of the chase scene during Point Break.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"When Miss isn't there to catch it in her pussy, mouth, belly or back, the occasional Hand Solo will see it squeezed out all over my own belly. Love the feeling of hot cum on my body."

Yeah, but who shot first??

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"(Unless she specifically requests it)

She might …

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Well if you hold at the point of ejaculation you can actually do dry

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it's called retrograde I started doing this as a boy as my Mum was a single parent and I didn't want her to know I think that is why I started to do it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I personally always aim my man mortar at a carefully folded piece of tissue in order to prevent my liquid shlong silver from ever getting on me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Posh is a Paragon of Virtue we all know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes. Tissue if we’re out.

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By *eon7Man
over a year ago

Swadlincote

Spray it over my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Controlled ejection into sink/loo

then have a shower and off you go

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Out the window and make a wish.

Used to be the side window, the one that is near the tree but after a long and intense emotional war with a squirrel (which I lost, I have no shame in admitting), I now favour the back window.

This is where I would make a disgusting Sky dish joke but I think Sky is all digital now, that or the fucking squirrel nicked mine.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Usually a tissue but there is something in just letting it go. That requires a towel or if its a shower tug we're pre-approved for landing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just open the nearest window and where it lands it lands, could be a flower bed, could be the driveway, could be a postal worker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sock that stands up behind my bedside table.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the rare threads I actually read all the comments on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crocheted items.

Exclusively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocheted items.

Exclusively. "

Dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Crochets a chicken with intense eye contact*

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crocheted items.

Exclusively.

Dude

Fuck.

I've blown it.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

We have what we have named a 'CUM TOWEL' specially for the job.... needs to be occasionally washed or it becomes 'crispy'. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever gets in the way sometimes - worry about the consequences later

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*

That's hot

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*

That's hot

See how I helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out the window and make a wish.

Used to be the side window, the one that is near the tree but after a long and intense emotional war with a squirrel (which I lost, I have no shame in admitting), I now favour the back window.

This is where I would make a disgusting Sky dish joke but I think Sky is all digital now, that or the fucking squirrel nicked mine.

I can't stop laughing!!!!

Oh caffeine please don't change!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*

That's hot

See how I helped

Alright Cilla

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

I like a "posh" wank with all the condoms getting close to the use by date in my bedside table....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Masturbation is great fun right?

But when you fire your sacred seed at the climactic crescendo…..what do you catch it in?

A tissue? Perhaps a sock? Maybe a specially designated slipper if your a bit posh?

….Or else, do you spray thy pearlescent power juice indiscriminately over all nearby soft furnishings and household appliances?

Please do reveal all

Don't bring Posh into it please

whoops! Poor Posh

Please don’t all spray on her.

(Unless she specifically requests it)

Oi!

Hang on... you were backing me up. In which case, thank you

There are very few people I'd consent to the pearlescent shower from

Would’st thou volunteer thy gorgeous self to be my artistic cavas m’lady?

Oooft.

I've got nowt on this weekend... let's do it

*Commences fervent yogurt consumption to thicken the ‘paint’*

That's hot

See how I helped

Alright Cilla"

Surprise Surprise

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By *emonochromeMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I like to go full seagull. Ejaculate into my hand scream like a bird and fling it out the window at passers by

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Last night was the pocket of my wanking jacket

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My partner exclusively used a pair of my knickers for two weeks after I handed them to him after taking them off in the cinema toilets. That was pretty hot.

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