FabSwingers.com forum: The Friendly Thread

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hopefully a tax dodging, benefit scrounging, cheating scum, lazy layabout, profile bashing free thread.

Come and spread your warmth and joy in here.

Who's got any tasty suggestions for stopping my belly rumbling?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Burgers?? X

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Chicken in a basket...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butties mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a shag, take your mind off it

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

paid for with the benefits card ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spunk

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"spunk"

Is that your joy you are spreading or a lunch suggestion?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pain au campagne, assorted sheeps and goats milk cheeses, Scottish butter and a selection of olives. Washed down by a decent glass (or two) of wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hungry now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungry now

inserts cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake! Followed by donuts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's got any tasty suggestions for stopping my belly rumbling? "

Chocolate flavour ear-muffs...

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Pain au campagne, assorted sheeps and goats milk cheeses, Scottish butter and a selection of olives. Washed down by a decent glass (or two) of wine."

Your menu has more class. My larder says ham toastie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hungry now

inserts cock"

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Who's got any tasty suggestions for stopping my belly rumbling?

Chocolate flavour ear-muffs...

That would just mask the sound. Flap muffs however.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookies !!!!!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cookies !!!!!

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cookies !!!!!

I did

I know u soooo well lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Butterscotch flavor angel delight and don't worry if you let it drip all down yourself as I'm sure some lascivious lady likes licking....

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Butterscotch flavor angel delight and don't worry if you let it drip all down yourself as I'm sure some lascivious lady likes licking...."

I might just go and buy some of that, now you have put the thought in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken curry and chips Chinese style mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free love ......... so lets make the most of it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spuds bacon and cabbage xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

cookies, donuts, burgers and a good ol' shag

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Twister ice lollies.... Mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solero tropical ice cream lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

big fat elephants fanny!

Niceness be buggered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterscotch flavor angel delight and don't worry if you let it drip all down yourself as I'm sure some lascivious lady likes licking...."
I love that Butterscotch angel delight not had that for years never new it was still around , lol may look next time i am at shops.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You lot will make me like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers

"I'm dead sexy. Get in my belly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully a tax dodging, benefit scrounging, cheating scum, lazy layabout, profile bashing free thread.

Come and spread your warmth and joy in here.

Who's got any tasty suggestions for stopping my belly rumbling? "

I just demolished 3 crumpets

Altho a Bacon, Sausage, Egg, Mushroom, BP, hash browns and beans on a butty.. Nom nom..

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"big fat elephants fanny!

Niceness be buggered...

Never tried that. Do they taste nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i quite fancy a spicy chicken mayo wrap now...

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

horse meat sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"horse meat sandwich

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yukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. cant you have cheese a pickel .

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By *illycarrolCouple
over a year ago

n/cle on tyne

soup in a basket gotta be quick tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferrero rocher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would say a sausage and egg McMuffin.. But ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Got cottage pie that but not half as exciting as the profile ive just seen

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ferrero rocher!

Just the one?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Well I would say a sausage and egg McMuffin.. But ate it

That sausage is probably the only thing I couldn't eat from there. Apart from the salad obviously - which cannot even be loosely classed as food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ferrero rocher!

Just the one?"

Piles.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Butterscotch flavor angel delight and don't worry if you let it drip all down yourself as I'm sure some lascivious lady likes licking.... I love that Butterscotch angel delight not had that for years never new it was still around , lol may look next time i am at shops.

It has it's uses and tastes yummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss off!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ferrero rocher!

Just the one?

Piles. "

Ooh that made me shimmy

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Piss off!

Steady on David else you will be forced to miss starters on Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss off!

Steady on David else you will be forced to miss starters on Saturday. "

My apologies bad day at the office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm making Thai green curry with fresh prawns... Kitchen smells awesome!

Feel free to pop over, there's plenty here

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm making Thai green curry with fresh prawns... Kitchen smells awesome!

Feel free to pop over, there's plenty here

Sounds good although the prawns won't be fresh by the time it takes to hot foot to Galway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

Come pull up a burger seat. I will feed you grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

Come pull up a burger seat. I will feed you grapes"

Thanks I don't like grapes but the sentiment is there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

Which half?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

Come pull up a burger seat. I will feed you grapes

Thanks I don't like grapes but the sentiment is there

Cool you feed, I'll eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making Thai green curry with fresh prawns... Kitchen smells awesome!

Feel free to pop over, there's plenty here

Oooooohhh...!!!! Says something really rude and waits to be sent to the nawty step.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Does this mean i have to be nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean i have to be nice?"

This I got too see!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel Sprouts Sandwich

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Does this mean i have to be nice?

This I got too see!!!!

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Ahem...meaning....?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does this mean i have to be nice?"

Sharing Tutti Frutti's (any colour) will be deemed as a nice act.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Burgers?? X"

neigh

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Brussel Sprouts Sandwich

It's a nice thread

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Does this mean i have to be nice?

Sharing Tutti Frutti's (any colour) will be deemed as a nice act. "
I dont have any, but you can have my cyberbag of em.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm making Thai green curry with fresh prawns... Kitchen smells awesome!

Feel free to pop over, there's plenty here

Sounds good although the prawns won't be fresh by the time it takes to hot foot to Galway "

I'll make some fresh when you get here!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Does this mean i have to be nice?

Sharing Tutti Frutti's (any colour) will be deemed as a nice act. I dont have any, but you can have my cyberbag of em.....

Thanks. I will eat just the virtual purple ones

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm making Thai green curry with fresh prawns... Kitchen smells awesome!

Feel free to pop over, there's plenty here

Sounds good although the prawns won't be fresh by the time it takes to hot foot to Galway

I'll make some fresh when you get here!

Hang on while I check the shipping forecast. I only have a blow up dinghy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piss off!

Steady on David else you will be forced to miss starters on Saturday. "

Miss Starters??

Not come across her? Is she cute with a wazza pair of jugs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Piss off!

Steady on David else you will be forced to miss starters on Saturday.

Miss Starters??

Not come across her? Is she cute with a wazza pair of jugs??

They are a duo. Fit as you like. Not sure how Dave and I pulled it off (ooh err) but look out for the pics

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

No way ! Are you serious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

Just when you think you've heard it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to do with food but I learnt today that men can ejaculate from their bums

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nothing to do with food but I learnt today that men can ejaculate from their bums

Gays do after a heavy session followed by beans on toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing to do with food but I learnt today that men can ejaculate from their bums

Gays do after a heavy session followed by beans on toast. "

Your vile!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Nothing to do with food but I learnt today that men can ejaculate from their bums

Gays do after a heavy session followed by beans on toast.

Your vile!

Apparently it stinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

No way ! Are you serious? "

It's like the best ever!!!! Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like someone to revive me if everyone is feeling friendly as I feel half dead

Which half?

My head

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

No way ! Are you serious?

It's like the best ever!!!! Mmmm "

Maybe I will try it. If I have any room left that is.

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By *artnersi in crimeCouple
over a year ago

Camberley/Huntingdon

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

now that does sound yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wild caught haggis

fabulous

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"wild caught haggis

fabulous

x "

Have tried that. I don't mind catching them, but I find handling them and seeing their three legs very off putting.

Supposedly , the longest 3rd leg is to give them the correct angle to get speed up around the mountains.

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

"Free love ......... so lets make the most of it here.

What you mean they haven't taxed that yet either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquorice allsorts……

OK…

I just wanted to put this out there, that I think, the square shaped triple deck black and white striped one, is almost as nice the liquorice tube shaped one with the white stuff up the middle….!.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Liquorice allsorts……

OK…

I just wanted to put this out there, that I think, the square shaped triple deck black and white striped one, is almost as nice the liquorice tube shaped one with the white stuff up the middle….!.

I only like the ones that look like they are covered in hundreds and thousands. Although they make you pull a cum face when you bite into them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, liquorice is my thing, totally. Especially the ones with hundreds and thousands on the end of them. My wife got me a box of 100 of them for Xmas last year (I didn't know they could be bought by the bulk).

Go to Whitby where liquorice is available everywhere because of the Mary Shelley/Frankenstein connection. Black liquorice seaside rock is an interesting experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cadbury cream egg broken up in buttered toast....just heaven

now that does sound yum x"

Mmm drools thinking about it!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?"

What a good idea. A big scoff before the proper whinging starts on a Thursday.

If I get any liquorice you can have it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?

What a good idea. A big scoff before the proper whinging starts on a Thursday.

If I get any liquorice you can have it all. "

Proper

. You must have your blinkers on or stuffed with grapes

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?

What a good idea. A big scoff before the proper whinging starts on a Thursday.

If I get any liquorice you can have it all.

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. You must have your blinkers on or stuffed with grapes

I have been hiding in here as it was hurting my ears. But I do have seasoned whinge ears now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?

What a good idea. A big scoff before the proper whinging starts on a Thursday.

If I get any liquorice you can have it all.

Proper

. You must have your blinkers on or stuffed with grapes

I have been hiding in here as it was hurting my ears. But I do have seasoned whinge ears now. "

Salt and pepper or have used other seasonings?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Wednesdays are now feed RyanDear be nice day?

Anyone willing to share their liquorice with me?

What a good idea. A big scoff before the proper whinging starts on a Thursday.

If I get any liquorice you can have it all.

Proper

. You must have your blinkers on or stuffed with grapes

I have been hiding in here as it was hurting my ears. But I do have seasoned whinge ears now.

Salt and pepper or have used other seasonings?"

That has just made me wonder if that Lawson fellow has been listening in the forum . Would explain his swollen ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burgers?? X"

make sure they are not from tesco though lol

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Burgers?? X

make sure they are not from tesco though lol"

I heard yesterday, that they may have been selling them for over a year.

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