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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are you saying? You into it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say something funny, Ricky

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Wouldn't do it in a volvo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are you saying? You into it? "

Easier than, under it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old bones need a soft comfortable bed these days

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fun but bloody awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and no and hell yes

Yes if I was with someone like a fb or fwb or something and we were going a weekend away a long trip and decided to stop off somewhere for a quicky

No for random hooks up grow out off it ones I got my own house and stuff did it back when I was living with parents and had no place away from them

Hell yes I am in to it random hook up or one offs

If you have a ferrari porsche lambo or any other exatic sports car or supercar

And don’t mind the paint work Geting a little scuffed up always wanted to be bend over the bont off one off them ha ha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sex in a Smart car; probably only ever attempted by professional escapologists…

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

It's fucking orrible. Like a gremlin trying to awkwardly dip into something squatting.

Even bjs, I'm not one for sitting down and getting one like that. I wanna be standing up looking down on that beautiful blowjob you know.

Brucey disapproved. No gas in the tank for this suggestion. 0/10 air fresheners.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

I haven’t done this for a few years be interesting to find out if I still could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't do it in a volvo.

A"

Fuck you.

Kia?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry but I'm yet to find a car I'm attracted enough to, and also have a connection to. Need that personality and humour, ya know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeep Wrangler with top off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say something funny, Ricky "

This is where you need F&B, I'm afraid.

He'd have something to say about fucking a Ford Fiesta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say something funny, Ricky

This is where you need F&B, I'm afraid.

He'd have something to say about fucking a Ford Fiesta."

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Wouldn't do it in a volvo.

A

Fuck you.

Kia?

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A kia? Possibly.

Less likely to get my back doors (or front) smashed in.....

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say something funny, Ricky

This is where you need F&B, I'm afraid.

He'd have something to say about fucking a Ford Fiesta.

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I've exhausted all my car jokes.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Not in a car, the mini just doesn't allow the space! But in the camper yes.

Luna

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My car has magic seats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say something funny, Ricky

This is where you need F&B, I'm afraid.

He'd have something to say about fucking a Ford Fiesta.

I've exhausted all my car jokes."

Thought you were about to be caught but it was dropped. And you survive at the crease for a bit longer. Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My car has magic seats."

When you get it back, show me

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Depends on the car. Sometimes the bonnet is a better option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends on the car. Sometimes the bonnet is a better option."

I wear a bonnet to bed at night.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Vauxhall the buzz about having sex in a car? You never know what to do with your Fiat, and you certainly can't a Ford to rip the roof upholstery with your heels. If you're with a woman, you have to contort to get into her Volvo and the Seat is never really wide enough. You have to wear a Mini for ease of access and that can be cold in winter. It ends up being like an episode of the Chuckle Brothers - Toyota me, Toyota me...

No thanks.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Haven't done it in a while, but we've managed it in a ford Ka

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

A Corsa, Peugeot 306 but best of all was Toyota verso 7 seater plenty of space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Corsa, Peugeot 306 but best of all was Toyota verso 7 seater plenty of space."

I want in.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"A Corsa, Peugeot 306 but best of all was Toyota verso 7 seater plenty of space.

I want in. "

It was good fun back in the day highly recommended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh

I’d rather not if it can be helped. It’s pretty uncomfortable.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I bend over into the car, or I sit in the drivers seat sideways with my feet on the ground, but never all the way in the car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Corsa, Peugeot 306 but best of all was Toyota verso 7 seater plenty of space.

I want in.

It was good fun back in the day highly recommended. "

I’ve done the car sex. I may have even written a story about it on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So come on who is going to say they used a Smart Car

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fiat Multipla’s are very roomy, both in the front and the back.

….but who the hell would want to get into one of these ugly brutes let alone have carnal relations in one?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The only time I tried car sex was a disaster, burnt me cock on the exhaust

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only time I tried car sex was a disaster, burnt me cock on the exhaust "

I ju-

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Not for me, I like comfort, a bathroom and access to a delicious drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bendy enough

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Fiat Multipla’s are very roomy, both in the front and the back.

….but who the hell would want to get into one of these ugly brutes let alone have carnal relations in one? "

I suppose it's like riding a scooter, enjoying a good musical or watching some cheesy chicken flick.

Great fun and you can have a real blast.

But you wouldn't want your mates seeing you doing it.......

A

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Fiat Multipla’s are very roomy, both in the front and the back.

….but who the hell would want to get into one of these ugly brutes let alone have carnal relations in one?

I suppose it's like riding a scooter, enjoying a good musical or watching some cheesy chicken flick.

Great fun and you can have a real blast.

But you wouldn't want your mates seeing you doing it.......

A"

…And can I just hastily add that for the record, I have never owned, leased, rented nor even driven a Multipla… (no, really)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too restrictive. Can be fun but more the risk element

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i haven't fucked in a car in a long time, but other elements of play are a hell of a lot more exciting in said vehicle. Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i haven't fucked in a car in a long time, but other elements of play are a hell of a lot more exciting in said vehicle. Px "

You’ll need to be more specific please, quack.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I passed the age many many years ago where i thought car sex was fun. In fact you could call it an ick now.

*shudders

Give me a big comfy bed any day

Marc

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By *ddkkk91Man
over a year ago

fife

I suppose it depends on a vehicle.. size, shape..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"i haven't fucked in a car in a long time, but other elements of play are a hell of a lot more exciting in said vehicle. Px "

Yes; this. Obviously only when it's parked because blah blah blah reckless, faux outrage, shocking and all of that (I mean sometimes it's foolish, no doubt about that).

I've always quite enjoyed it. I was on a well known car forum for a few years while at uni. I really enjoyed myself.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Fiat Multipla’s are very roomy, both in the front and the back.

….but who the hell would want to get into one of these ugly brutes let alone have carnal relations in one?

I suppose it's like riding a scooter, enjoying a good musical or watching some cheesy chicken flick.

Great fun and you can have a real blast.

But you wouldn't want your mates seeing you doing it.......

A

…And can I just hastily add that for the record, I have never owned, leased, rented nor even driven a Multipla… (no, really) "

I'll be honest. I'd have one.

But then I'd love to have a Renault Vel Satis or Avantime, just because they look weird.

A

*and have plenty of shagging room....

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Plenty of room in my people carrier..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What are you saying? You into it? "

Bad idea. The back of a Vauxhall Corsa is where a banjo string snapping incident happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What are you saying? You into it?

Bad idea. The back of a Vauxhall Corsa is where a banjo string snapping incident happened "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I've never had sex in a car..

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable.”

“What, like the back of a Volkswagen?”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ve fingered women in cars. I’ve had blow jobs in cars. I’ve even gone down on women in cars (which requires considerably more contortion). But I’ve never had sex in a car.

Bill Clinton said blow jobs aren’t sexual relations, right?*

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(*I disagree, but there you go.)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I've never had sex in a car.. "

Fancy losing your cherry?

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

My cars a scania with a bed in it

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

All I'll say is that it sounds like a good idea, but your mileage may vary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its very difficult to get a good angle for both parties

Usually very uncomfortable for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't do it in a volvo.

A

Fuck you.

Kia?

A kia? Possibly.

Less likely to get my back doors (or front) smashed in.....

A"

It was front and rear.

Real. Pain.

Might buy it back from Copart. Find a 240 shell. Madness lies on this route.

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By *lphahouseMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Definitely I’ve fucked in a Car a few times before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save it for the young uns

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Save it for the young uns"

Flipping eck, don't write us off just yet.

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