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Pineapple key bowl - yes/no?

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Pretty much all our friends are calling us swingers all the time as we are just way more adventurous than them - they have no clue it’s actually true.

We’re just out and about in this super cute little store and they have a gorgeous rose gold pineapple key bowl. We really want it, but this is just playing right into the stereotype. Haha.

Buy or don’t buy?….

2 of our friends know we are swingers, but that’s because it came up in general conversation and we don’t hide it. We don’t actually want people to know though as a few are quite religious and preachy and just can’t deal with that crap. Makes this purchase decision a difficult one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.

….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.

….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden… "

Then it's time for the hot tub.

And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.

A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too......

A

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.

….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…

Then it's time for the hot tub.

And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.

A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too......

A

"

And not forgetting to wear black rings on the right hand and to strategically place Garden Gnomes in the garden…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I’d get the bowl and display it but then I’d also tell anyone where to get off if they had a problem with me so maybe don’t take my advice

Maybe get it and use it whenever safe to do so, either way don’t miss out because of other’s opinions

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Absolutely - buy it because it’s caught your eye.

….Next grow some pampas grass in your front garden…

Then it's time for the hot tub.

And some artistic nudes in the downstairs loo.

A big hook in the centre of the lounge ceiling is often a giveaway too......

A

And not forgetting to wear black rings on the right hand and to strategically place Garden Gnomes in the garden… "

And anklets too. Don't forget the anklets.....

A

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Half the time they have such intense knowledge of all the stereotypes, I feel they’ve been googling them too hard.

Apart from the pampas grass we are guilty of pretty much all of them.

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This key bowl would essentially be their cherry on the cake….

I find a dead giveaway and seemingly not a stereotype is that no one’s ever allowed in our bedroom as “it’s always a mess”. Haha

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Flamingos in the garden

Chameleon stickers on the car

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Oh forgot yeah if I liked it I’d buy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you don’t mind your friends asking questions so buy the bowl

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By *acduff66Man
over a year ago

london


"Pretty much all our friends are calling us swingers all the time as we are just way more adventurous than them - they have no clue it’s actually true.

We’re just out and about in this super cute little store and they have a gorgeous rose gold pineapple key bowl. We really want it, but this is just playing right into the stereotype. Haha.

Buy or don’t buy?….

2 of our friends know we are swingers, but that’s because it came up in general conversation and we don’t hide it. We don’t actually want people to know though as a few are quite religious and preachy and just can’t deal with that crap. Makes this purchase decision a difficult one. "

Buy it xx

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Buy it, also have some flamingos put in the yard and pampas grass.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

You absolutely should buy the pineapple key bowl!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

OP, you worry too much. Just buy it.

Anyone who might disapprove won’t even notice it or know what it refers to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy it!! Even if it’s to wind them up and get them talking even more.

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Thanks everyone!

We bought it - plus some cake.

We‘re well happy with it and hopefully mr will now stop losing his keys in the house.

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Update:

We proudly and happily put the pineapple key bowl by the entrance for our keys and when Mr tried to put his keys in them, we noticed that size does indeed matter…. It’s too small for all his keys, let alone 2 sets of keys if you add a second lot.

We shall repurpose it now as general bedroom decoration instead. Haha

If anyone finds a large rose gold pineapple shaped key bowl, do let us know.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

And his and hers mugs where her mug means she has to drink her tea out of a spout which is a bug cock and his is a bit noob where he drinks from its nipple then see how that little conversation starter goes.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"And his and hers mugs where her mug means she has to drink her tea out of a spout which is a bug cock and his is a bit noob where he drinks from its nipple then see how that little conversation starter goes. "

Fkn autocorrect doing my head in.

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By *wilightTease OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That required a second read given the excellent replacement words your autocorrect selected.

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