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By *aps1 OP   Man
over a year ago

North Wales / Chester

There is nothing worse than being in work and feeling horny as fuck.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being at work with a migraine is worse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Dress up in a Zebra costume and run around the Serengeti for 6 hours ...

I bet that's worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is nothing worse than being in work and feeling horny as fuck. "

Imagine being really turned on that your concentration is taken when a text lands and you absolutely forget what you are doing… yeh, that’s happened once. haha.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Being at work with a migraine is worse "

Urgh

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you "

While wearing a remote control egg and knowing they're going to buzz you at any moment.

Sorry, did that say worse? I meant best! One of my favourite ways to distract myself from my current shitshow of a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. There are worse feelings.

Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.

That is worse.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Being at work with a migraine is worse "

Hope you're feeling better soon

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"No. There are worse feelings.

Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.

That is worse. "

Yikes, hope things improve quickly!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

While wearing a remote control egg and knowing they're going to buzz you at any moment.

Sorry, did that say worse? I meant best! One of my favourite ways to distract myself from my current shitshow of a job."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being at work with a migraine is worse

Hope you're feeling better soon"

Oh I haven’t got one, I’d be in bed crying if I did but I’ll take the hug

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Being at work with a migraine is worse

Hope you're feeling better soon

Oh I haven’t got one, I’d be in bed crying if I did but I’ll take the hug "

Haha, always up for a hug but that's good news!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. There are worse feelings.

Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.

That is worse.

Yikes, hope things improve quickly!"

Yes!

I have drugs.

The yummy ones.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you "

Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.

A"

shots fired!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.

A

shots fired! "

It's OK. She never uses the forums. Won't read this.

A

*he might though......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well played sir.

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By *ainsb1Man
over a year ago

North Lincs/S.Yorks


"No. There are worse feelings.

Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.

That is worse. "
Yes I totally understand that. You couldn't have described it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.

A"

Want some peanut butter with that jelly?

Some cheese with your wine?

Be more Jay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. There are worse feelings.

Like your spine feeling like an accordion filled with gravel and vinegar, crunchy sharp pains with each movement.

That is worse. Yes I totally understand that. You couldn't have described it better. "

Which is why we have the Zapan!

Pew pew pew the pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sure there is.

Being in work, being horny as fuck, and having your next meet incessantly sext you

Or being horny, working til nearly midnight, then finally going to bed hoping for a spot of 'how's your father' with the OH to find she's still gas bagging on WhatsApp with some dude who wants to get in her knickers 2 hours after she went up to bed and then says she needs to go to sleep because she's got an early start tomorrow.

A"

Ahh relationships! Gotta love em!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Being at work.

Horny as fuck.

Then someone comes in who is hot, acts flirty, but won't shut up about their partner.

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