FabSwingers.com forum: What makes your heart skip?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it's big breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High cholesterol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"High cholesterol "

To be honest, I can't stop eating fried food!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Heart attack

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whenever I see Great White Sharks on TV…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you calculate the wrong amount of steps on the stairs. Gets me everytime.

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By *Wman15Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

My bank statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing in the edge of a cliff and looking below

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

For me it's my heart murmur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And Bad Nanna’s profile picture.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"For me it's my heart murmur.

Mine is asymptomatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking your blind spot and a whole ass car being there

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By *ubmissive Cuckold CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hearing the Bulls car turn up outside our house

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Forgot to take phone when going out.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

The Messages yellow box

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

A flirtatious ambiguous remark.

Puppies.

Boobs.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Movement in my peripheral vision. It's normally nothing, but I'm always convinced it's a spider.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually too much red bull

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Arrhythmia.

Jo.Xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Arrhythmia.

Jo.Xx "

You didn't spell ChunkyGent correctly.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Everytime I find another grey hair

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

My wonky heart rhythm

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A smile

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By *s-two-75Couple
over a year ago

A police car in the rear view mirror even though I’m doing the speed limit and totally legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A police car in the rear view mirror even though I’m doing the speed limit and totally legal

Haha yeah I start panicking. Gotta turn off the music and focus on doing everything properly and staying bang on the speed limit

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Medication.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr, especially when he's windmilling that beautiful cock in my face

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrhythmia

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Wondering if I left the iron on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caffeine.

More recently, taxi drivers.

Round abouts.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"For me it's my heart murmur.

Me too!

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By *atnayCouple
over a year ago

STEVENAGE

Watching my daughter climb tress, high frames and just taking risks.

The awaited conformation message for a hot meet.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Back pain, medication, dreams I'm falling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caffeine.

More recently, taxi drivers.

Round abouts."

"Take the 5th exit"

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

The words ‘your card has been declined’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That daft thing you did as a kid to make you pass out

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

Missing the last step of the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price of fuel has stopped my heart once or twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A connection.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forgot to take phone when going out."

What have you been hiding from your Mrs you dirty man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caffeine.

More recently, taxi drivers.

Round abouts.

"Take the 5th exit"

It was the blonde in the bmw that pulled out on me when I was halfway over the roundabout.

Now usually, I have no issues with blondes and pulling out. But yesterday was different.

In my hire car, I had collected 2 minutes earlier.

To replace my car. That is dead. From a cabbie.

I expressed, not joy. Firmly.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Monster and the caffeine it contains

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

High voltage.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Monster and the caffeine it contains "

You

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running out of salted butter and watching potholing on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indigestion

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Quite a few women on here I just go oooft - the ones that make the effort - bit of makeup lippy and run a comb through their hair - the others ….don’t even deserve my contempt!!

. Soon i’ll have enough blocks to build a lego tree house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My young daughter when she attempted to jump down the staircase from top to bottom!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Monster and the caffeine it contains

You

You should see a doctor

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Standing on a precipice.

Seeing one of my kids headed for an obvious injury and I can't do anything about it.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Running out of salted butter and watching potholing on YouTube "

Love the way your autocorrect changed ‘fisting’ to potholing and pornhub to youtube - really impressive!!

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Some unexpected flirty eye contact

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

A Tens machine does the job rather well

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Seeing the dial go round and round on the bathroom scales.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Freddo prices…. Scandalous

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"For me it's big breasts

A sultry smile.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

A woman not acting like a deer in headlight on a date, but dating flirty and physical initiative.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Energy prices...or maybe a defibrillator.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Monster and the caffeine it contains

You

You should see a doctor

Dr. Beat?

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"For me it's big breasts

Whenever i see my partner. Still gives me flutters

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

My son just about to use a metal fork to stir something in my brand new non-stick pans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My son just about to use a metal fork to stir something in my brand new non-stick pans"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inspired by the above:

People that leave knives face up on the drying rack or in the dishwasher

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