FabSwingers.com forum: Whats in your pocket?

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Nothing just.....

nevermind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Wocket

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"? "

Legal answers only

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I don't have a pocket.

Mrs

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I don't have a pocket.

Mrs "

We need to set up a GoFundMe asap for you!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Dog poo bags.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

No pockets

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Bonus points if anyone genuinely has a fob watch

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

One hand

And the other ones hailing a taxi cab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo bags."

Not full ones I hope

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I don't have a pocket.

Mrs "

Oh no... Where do you keep your hanky?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"One hand

And the other ones hailing a taxi cab"

Heeeyy I'm walkin' here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knife.

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

No pockets, leggings xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A babybel wrapper and a hair tie

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

A hair scrunchie. They live everywhere.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Key to my apartment & safe , metro card & some fluff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£3.10 in change, a trolley token, two plectrums, house keys and some fluff.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My preciousss

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Inhaler, house keys, a tenner and a baby wipe

Em x

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"? "
made me think of gollum and Bilbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms, lube, occasionally handcuffs and a whip

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Dog poo bags.

Not full ones I hope

Not today although the full ones keep your hands warm in the winter.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A family from Cornwall and their two dogs (I have big pockets)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo bags.

Not full ones I hope

Not today although the full ones keep your hands warm in the winter."

well done, you got a genuine disgusted reaction from me

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

When I was a child, American gangsters reportedly said "This isn't a pipe in my pocket, Buddy".

I was impressed. Not so much now as hardly anyone smokes a pipe.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hand

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Condoms, lube, occasionally handcuffs and a whip"

Don't they jangle while you're walking around Lidl?

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Left pocket is full of doggy kibble, right pocket has earphones, yesterday's shopping list, poo bags and a packet of tissues with a €10 and €5 note stuffed into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms, lube, occasionally handcuffs and a whip

Don't they jangle while you're walking around Lidl?"

That's part of the fun

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Right at this minute, work tools in one and my phone will be going back in the other

Tinder x

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Brass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

It appears I have left a couple of tissues, possibly the remains of a shopping list that have gone through the wash.

Always check the pockets..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo bags."

Ditto..cocker spaniel…you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the immortal words of Paul Walker, my pockets ain't empty, cuz.

Actually, they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo bags."

Ditto

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Condoms, lube, occasionally handcuffs and a whip

Don't they jangle while you're walking around Lidl?

That's part of the fun

Be careful of pickpockets

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Fluff and dog poo bags seem to be winning at the moment

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Tobacco, lighter. Stanley knife and two 9/16” spanner’s

Phone normally but that’s in my hand as I type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fob watch and 3 pens lol

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol"

Nurse?

Nurse

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Wallet in left, phone and keys in right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol

Nurse?

Nurse"

Lol

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol"

One green

One red

One blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Condoms, lube, occasionally handcuffs and a whip

Don't they jangle while you're walking around Lidl?

That's part of the fun

Be careful of pickpockets

That's what the handcuffs and whip is for.... I chase them, capture them and give them a damn good whipping telling them how bad they've been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol"

1 to use

1 to loose

And

1 to lend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My outfit has no pockets and I'm not happy about it.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

What are these pockets you speak of?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

A fun size game of billiards.

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By *atchfordbiMan
over a year ago

Warrington

My hand

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Rye

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Front RHS. Wallet

Front LHS. Phone

Back RHS. Work keys

Back LHS. Disposable gloves and mints

Pen pocket. 2 pens

Side pocket, notebook and tissues

Jacket outer, SIA licence

Jacket inner. More pens, lip salve.

Vest pocket. Mini mag-light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol

1 to use

1 to loose

And

1 to lend?"

Im also a pen thief. I do it without realising lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fob watch and 3 pens lol

1 to use

1 to loose

And

1 to lend?

Im also a pen thief. I do it without realising lol "

Give me my pen back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My outfit has no pockets and I'm not happy about it. "

Your naked, aren't you?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Front RHS. Wallet

Front LHS. Phone

Back RHS. Work keys

Back LHS. Disposable gloves and mints

Pen pocket. 2 pens

Side pocket, notebook and tissues

Jacket outer, SIA licence

Jacket inner. More pens, lip salve.

Vest pocket. Mini mag-light

No fluff or poo bags?

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