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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just looking for some ideas on how to make a wank more exciting. Any suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the bible while you’re doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use super glue as lube and see if you can finish before it sets

**DO NOT DO THIS**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following. Seen as I can’t get any sex.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it

* Billy Connolly *

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Use a raw chicken fillet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/07/23 22:45:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

"Use a raw chicken fillet

I think looking at Cede's pics should do the trick !!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Do it to 'Pump Up The Jam'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone else to do it for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use a raw chicken fillet

Do I slice it first or just roll it round?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Use a raw chicken fillet

You're very disturbed young lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get someone else to do it for you "

Are you offering or have you got some good recommendations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get someone else to do it for you

Are you offering or have you got some good recommendations? "

Eh no

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Do it standing outside a police station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get someone else to do it for you

Are you offering or have you got some good recommendations?

Eh no

Ahhhh I guess I’ll just go with the super glue idea

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Warm Apple Pie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do it standing outside a police station."

Sounds good but will I get time to finish?

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By *estrideyetMan
over a year ago

Aspatria

Sounds mad get some bread toast it to brownish wrap around your cock and go like hell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds mad get some bread toast it to brownish wrap around your cock and go like hell

Does it have to be warm?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Tribute a pic of The Crankies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds mad get some bread toast it to brownish wrap around your cock and go like hell

Does it have to be warm?"

You prefer a cold wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach"

A ripe peach you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach

A ripe peach you say?

Well are you ripe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds mad get some bread toast it to brownish wrap around your cock and go like hell

Does it have to be warm?

You prefer a cold wank?"

What you never try the ice cube method?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach

A ripe peach you say?

Did I stutter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach

A ripe peach you say?

Well are you ripe? "

Ripe for the picking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick and pop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chanel Timothée Chalamet, use a ripe peach

A ripe peach you say?

Well are you ripe?

Ripe for the picking

Alright then this peach is cumming with me

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Warm Apple Pie"

He's too young to get the reference. lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Sounds mad get some bread toast it to brownish wrap around your cock and go like hell

Men are so weird. Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warm Apple Pie

He's too young to get the reference. lol!"

Now that just rude we all know American pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger wank. Just don't be stupid about it. Wank in your van in a layby. Cautious danger wanks.

Buy a fucking toy! Wank toys are awesome! They don't need to be expensive. Blow up doll. I guess it is technically a wank. If none of that works then just push on into a Greggs sausage roll and enjoy your weird time. Much love.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Just looking for some ideas on how to make a wank more exciting. Any suggestions?"
use your other hand or hang upside down from your balcony

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