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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "Its been nice knowing you on the forums,  | |||
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"Yeah it’s likely" Cheers Steve, will you do the obituary for me. | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "#prayersforhuggybear15 | |||
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"We're all going to die. It's rarely coleslaw related. " There’s always a first, what if it’s me. | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "RIP in pieces  | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law"  excellent! Hats off to you | |||
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"We're all going to die. It's rarely coleslaw related. There’s always a first, what if it’s me. " Then you will go down in history, your death will not be in vain. | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law excellent! Hats off to you "Don’t encourage him | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.
#prayersforhuggybear15 "Thank you Nic, I’m glad somebody cares | |||
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"Nah but you'll probably shit buckets tomorrow. Hope it's a WFH day!" No but there are plenty of available hedges where I work, just hope there’s a good supply of dock leaves | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law" Snigger ... | |||
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"Yeah it’s likely Cheers Steve, will you do the obituary for me. "I’ll do a whole thread.   | |||
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"What kind of dinner equals 300grams of coleslaw??  "Well the whole dinner was the coleslaw, three large jacket potatoes and a tin of cold corn beef, sliced. Washed down with a couple of glasses of very cold Guinness. Chocolate ice cream for afters. | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law" I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law excellent! Hats off to you
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law" | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this
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"What kind of dinner equals 300grams of coleslaw??
Well the whole dinner was the coleslaw, three large jacket potatoes and a tin of cold corn beef, sliced.
Washed down with a couple of glasses of very cold Guinness.
Chocolate ice cream for afters. "I suspect any man that can get through that, the fizzy coleslaw is the least of the worries. | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this
Nooooo... I totally wasn't laughing to myself as I was typing it out. How sad "He says, through tears of hysterical laughter
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"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll " I’m still working through my Covid stash | |||
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"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll I’m still working through my Covid stash "Great with pasta, we've heard, for that nutritious lockdown experience  | |||
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"Name me as your sole beneficiary in your will and I’ll tell you the antidote "I feel this could be a scam | |||
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"Probably not but I’d stock up on toilet roll I’m still working through my Covid stash
Great with pasta, we've heard, for that nutritious lockdown experience "I was actually going to do a pasta bake but that would have left me short on cheese for tomorrow’s sandwiches, I like plenty of grated cheese on my pasta bake. | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law" I just made the dog jump, laughing out loud at this  | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "Was it use by or best before | |||
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"There's actually an adage about this! Anyone who eats shredded cabbage with salad dressing/mayo where the use by date is 2 days before consumption will always die. I believe it's Cole's Law I can sense the giant smug smile of the man who came up with this
Nooooo... I totally wasn't laughing to myself as I was typing it out. How sad "Hot and funny, do you have any flaws?? Hobbit toes?? ( ) | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "Your toilet might regret that decision | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "OP didn't you think it tasted weird after a mouthful?
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "omg yes its life threatening write your will now | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday. "YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended. Cal | |||
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"Just looked at the date on the tub of Coleslaw I consumed yesterday and it was use by 2nd July, I slept well and feel fine this morning. "Good morning Tarkus, glad you are feeling fine. I’ll be monitoring your progress today as anything that befalls you could be an early indication of what I have in store | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.
YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended.
Cal"Well I’ve made it through the night, a few peculiar rumblings from my tummy aside, there doesn’t seem to be any adverse effects, ……….yet. | |||
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"Just looked at the date on the tub of Coleslaw I consumed yesterday and it was use by 2nd July, I slept well and feel fine this morning.
Good morning Tarkus, glad you are feeling fine.
I’ll be monitoring your progress today as anything that befalls you could be an early indication of what I have in store "I will be fine, I have builders,plasterers and landscapers all working at my house again today so my day will be taken up by making tea and coffee along with bacon and sausage sandwiches, please note all ingredients are within use by date | |||
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"Just had me dinner and noticed that the 300g pot of coleslaw I consumed was dated the day before yesterday.
YES you ARE going to DIE.... but your death will not be influenced by an out of date coleslaw. Best before dates are based on a "Worst Case" storage scenario. If you store things as per the instructions, then the shelf life is extended.
Cal
Well I’ve made it through the night, a few peculiar rumblings from my tummy aside, there doesn’t seem to be any adverse effects, ……….yet. "Your days are numbered... | |||
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