FabSwingers.com forum: The bar is open, what are you having?

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday, feels like there have been at least 6 days since Monday! Getting hammered on a school night is a young person’s game, but would you like a little something? You deserve it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orn_again_virginMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll have a double Jamison neat please ?? what would you like yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Can I have a cold pear cider please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Milk "

Semi skimmed? Spoil yourself and have a straw?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large G&T no ice. Xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'd actually just really like some hot milk, please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'll have a double Jamison neat please ?? what would you like yourself "

In your special glass, coming right up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

The usual, please

And one for yourself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can I have a cold pear cider please

Is it a summer evening where you are?

Coming right up!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Bleach

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A large G&T no ice. Xx"

Good choice. No ice because we don’t want to dilute it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd actually just really like some hot milk, please "

Of course. In a glass or a mug?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely won’t be getting hammered but I recently have bought two bottle of differing version of Jura whiskey as birthday presents for other people.

Really want a bottle of my own now so if you have any of that going spare I’ll take a little dram or two

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd actually just really like some hot milk, please

Of course. In a glass or a mug?"

A large mug xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am reformed so I just have a cola please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

May I please have a strong Chocolate Mocha?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"The usual, please

And one for yourself. "

A triple? Good choice.

Thanks, a lager shandy and I don’t care how that makes me look

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

The lady behind the bar please, paper umbrella and straw optional.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Bleach"

Sorry, Donald Trump was wrong so you can’t have that, you’re needed here.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Definitely won’t be getting hammered but I recently have bought two bottle of differing version of Jura whiskey as birthday presents for other people.

Really want a bottle of my own now so if you have any of that going spare I’ll take a little dram or two

Have a drop to start with, and another later to feel really indulgent

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'd actually just really like some hot milk, please

Of course. In a glass or a mug?

A large mug xx"

I have the very one right here. Sip it slowly, it’s hot!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Large Sauvignon blanc please new Zealand if you have

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I am reformed so I just have a cola please"

Unusually we have a choice of Pepsi, Coke or Panda Pops. Which would you prefer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"May I please have a strong Chocolate Mocha? "

Good choice, helps your singing voice too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am reformed so I just have a cola please

Unusually we have a choice of Pepsi, Coke or Panda Pops. Which would you prefer?"

I have a Pepsi please thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

A vanilla vodka and cream soda please

, perhaps a large one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"The lady behind the bar please, paper umbrella and straw optional."

The only lady behind the bar is the picture of Suzuki Dent from Countdown where she’s covered in packets of KP Nuts. Would you like two from the top row?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lueOrchidWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I’ll have a coffee with Baileys please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Large Sauvignon blanc please new Zealand if you have

I have one here which is chillier than a mother in law’s welcome. That do you?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Large Sauvignon blanc please new Zealand if you have

I have one here which is chillier than a mother in law’s welcome. That do you?"

Perfect thank you x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I am reformed so I just have a cola please

Unusually we have a choice of Pepsi, Coke or Panda Pops. Which would you prefer?

I have a Pepsi please thank you "

My preference too, I’ll slide it along the bar like in the cowboy films

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A vanilla vodka and cream soda please

, perhaps a large one. "

I think a large one is justified. That cream soda smells delicious!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I’ll have a coffee with Baileys please. "

I remember being served this for the first time at a party. I don’t remember anything after that point.

Coming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lueOrchidWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Precisely the affect I am looking for.

Thank you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hankering for a peach margarita

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Pink gin and lemonade pls

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I've got a hankering for a peach margarita "

Would you prefer a lime wheel or peach slice in it? Both would be an extravagance

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

A brew please!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pink gin and lemonade pls

Who doesn’t love a highball glass? One taste of summer on its way

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A brew please!"

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

"Pink gin and lemonade pls

Who doesn’t love a highball glass? One taste of summer on its way

Definitely my summer drink

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"A brew please!

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?"

Yorkshire.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

A Mai Tai please my good man

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rettass1976Man
over a year ago

telford

Good evening everyone. How is everyone tonight.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A brew please!

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?

Yorkshire."

Solid choice. Cup or mug? If I guessed wrong, that would be unforgivable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pink gin and lemonade pls

Who doesn’t love a highball glass? One taste of summer on its way

Definitely my summer drink

Nobody heard the burp from the bubbles, you’re safe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequlia please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A Mai Tai please my good man

On its way, I’ll also break out my emergency 50p and play Body And Soul on the jukebox.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Tequlia please

Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.

I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oneypenny321Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

Who cares if its a school night. Double G&T all around we say x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A brew please!

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?"

I'll have a PG with milk and 2 sugars please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequlia please

Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.

I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood

Slammer all the way lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Who cares if its a school night. Double G&T all around we say x"

What the hell, you deserve it!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A brew please!

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?

I'll have a PG with milk and 2 sugars please."

Right here for you. I’ll leave a choice of biscuits on a plate too. I just hope you appreciate the paper doyley

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Tequlia please

Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.

I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood

Slammer all the way lol "

I’ll line up a few, just in case

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Malibu and Coke please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever will numb my throat please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and Pepsi

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"A brew please!

I’ve got Earl Grey, Lapsang souchong, Darjeeling or PG Tips. Which do you prefer?

I'll have a PG with milk and 2 sugars please.

Right here for you. I’ll leave a choice of biscuits on a plate too. I just hope you appreciate the paper doyley

Thank you, a paper doyley is always appreciated!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ighly SexedMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Large Malbec please….

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and please sir... New to the party..

How we all doing?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Double Malibu and Coke please

I’ll make it a treble, just in case

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

[Removed by poster at 05/07/23 22:20:25]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Either a spiced rum and or a decent whiskey straight please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"[Order removed by poster at 05/07/23 22:20:25]"

I forgot Fab's censorship rules, I'll try again. Double Disaronno with a splash of c0ke please kind sir

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Whatever will numb my throat please

I’ve got a very smooth rum here, it’s like an angel’s soothing caress on your throat.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double Malibu and Coke please

I’ll make it a treble, just in case

Good man!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Guinness over here please! Keep the change.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

White russian

Or a wooo woo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

Double Johnny Black please on the rocks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hisky_and_Wine_69Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester & West Mids

At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man

Wine x

*now this is where my moniker confuses things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Spiced rum and Pepsi"

On its way, shall I leave the bottle?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of McEwans Champion

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever will numb my throat please

I’ve got a very smooth rum here, it’s like an angel’s soothing caress on your throat."

Toss it my way please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hump day pint of Heineken here- don't judge me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grenadine and we'll go from there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Rum please, oh and bring the bottle over here. Its been a long day full of dealing with twunts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Large Malbec please…."

Very large, extra large or basically a bottle with a stem?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Spiced rum and please sir... New to the party..

How we all doing?

I’ve got just the thing for you here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tequlia please

Sunrise? The grenadine makes it go down so smoothly.

I can also do you a slammer if you’re in a gulping kinda mood

Slammer all the way lol

I’ll line up a few, just in case

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pint of Guinness over here please! Keep the change."

It’ll just take a while to settle in the glass

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *r and Mrs minionCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Martini and lemonade please or a vodka lime and lemonade

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"White russian

Or a wooo woo"

Is that a 1970s police siren? I don’t think this book of cocktails is very good, being honest with you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Normally a Guinness but I’ll have a whiskey on the rocks today …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Double Johnny Black please on the rocks."

It looks delicious over the ice!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uietman121Man
over a year ago

Antrim

Pint of Guinness plz

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man

Wine x

*now this is where my moniker confuses things

Coming right up, Wine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"A pint of McEwans Champion

It’s going to put hair on your chest

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hump day pint of Heineken here- don't judge me

You can’t buy class

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Grenadine and we'll go from there"

Good opener

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hisky_and_Wine_69Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester & West Mids

"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man

Wine x

*now this is where my moniker confuses things

Coming right up, Wine

Just how I like it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Rum please, oh and bring the bottle over here. Its been a long day full of dealing with twunts"

Should probably have started on the rum earlier, it would have taken the edge off the day

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Martini and lemonade please or a vodka lime and lemonade "

Vodka lime and lemonade is like the silent assassin, you hardly notice it going down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Normally a Guinness but I’ll have a whiskey on the rocks today … "

Even the sound of ice in the glass is good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grenadine and we'll go from there

Good opener

Thank you kindly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Pint of Guinness plz

It’s so black that it literally sucks the light into it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man

Wine x

*now this is where my moniker confuses things

Coming right up, Wine

Just how I like it

Fuck, I’m just sorry I missed that joke

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spiced rum and please sir... New to the party..

How we all doing?

I’ve got just the thing for you here

In that case have one for yourself... don't be shy with your measure either

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a hankering for a peach margarita

Would you prefer a lime wheel or peach slice in it? Both would be an extravagance

No lime or peach slice necessary. Just the liquid will do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I've got a hankering for a peach margarita

Would you prefer a lime wheel or peach slice in it? Both would be an extravagance

No lime or peach slice necessary. Just the liquid will do

The connoisseur’s choice

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hisky_and_Wine_69Couple
over a year ago

Gloucester & West Mids

"At this hour I’ll take a nice Brandy with a Baileys mixer over ice please good man

Wine x

*now this is where my moniker confuses things

Coming right up, Wine

Just how I like it

Fuck, I’m just sorry I missed that joke

Ah there was a rush on at the bar .. you can’t do it all on your own

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread