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"I'm out because you vetoed shoving veg up your person. I'll keep my marrow to myself " You can do something else with a marrow, though! That's allowed | |||
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"I'm out because you vetoed shoving veg up your person. I'll keep my marrow to myself You can do something else with a marrow, though! That's allowed " I only buy marrows for one reason so thar'll not see it for this challenge. I will try to appropriate something else though, leave it with me | |||
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"Ooooh Mrs TMN, you make everything sexier! I wonder what the clever fabsters will come up with... A sexy shoe box? I say! A phone charger? Tricky one. How about some 1960s Meakin ceramics... J" Stop giving away all my ideas | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking " Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! " *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* " I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing " But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe " Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... | |||
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"I’ll give it a go if I can think of anything " Just stand next to me and there's something unusual you can make sexy | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... " But… you want to break free? | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... But… you want to break free?" I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... But… you want to break free? I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure " Oh please joe… You really would rocket man | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe Ok, now I'm lost. I mean, I do but... But… you want to break free? I feel like this whole conversation is putting me under pressure Oh please joe… You really would rocket man " I’ve gone all Elton now I was actually thinking of don’t stop me now… Time for bed. | |||
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"Can I used a banana and a pineapple ? I’ve had an idea No fruit shall be inserted into and humans. The mr " Approved | |||
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"Morning bump - happening this weekend! Currently in the kitchen eyeing up the kettle, teabags, spoons... " No sugar thank you please | |||
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"pretend you're skidding across the floor." Watch you don't get that on the white shirt. | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend " Please tell me it involves a can of beans? | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? " Is it not made from potatoes? | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? " Are there potatoes in it? I dunno | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans?" It doesn't... BRB | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans?" I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse " Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! " Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! " You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet " I'm not about to see if that rule is correct | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! Rule 34. If you can imagine it, porn exists of it on the internet I'm not about to see if that rule is correct " This is internet lore no one wants to check. The hub's main page is scary enough sometimes. (Does anyone else want to ban "step" anything from that? To each their own but please put it behind a click or two...) | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. " I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again " From that angle you'd struggle a tad. | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again " how do you feel about pie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhjPf1LoLI | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again From that angle you'd struggle a tad. " I'm not shoving a tin of beans up my arse! | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. I don't think I can look at a tin of beans again how do you feel about pie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhjPf1LoLI" | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. " Sharp edges though J | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno " they are vegan | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan" ANSWER THE QUESTION PICKLE | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan ANSWER THE QUESTION PICKLE" Hey, don’t shout at me madam. | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan" Vegetables... tend to be vegan? | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. Sharp edges though J" Even kinkier | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan Vegetables... tend to be vegan?" FUNNY! I meant the crisps swing | |||
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"Done a couple. Will wait to upload them on the weekend Please tell me it involves a can of beans? I'm now picturing someone trying to shove that up their arse Well un-picture that before you give her any more ideas! You have pre made lube if it's an open tin. Sharp edges though J Even kinkier " Joe! J | |||
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" Sharp edges though J Even kinkier Joe! J" Sorry didn't mean to shame. Was just a little shocked! J | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan ANSWER THE QUESTION PICKLE Hey, don’t shout at me madam. " That's Madam Nipples to you | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan Vegetables... tend to be vegan? FUNNY! I meant the crisps swing " I read it like, you think potatoes make something not vegan and was like... Do you know what vegan is? | |||
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"I guess my donut pic will be making a resurgence after all " | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days " Yes you do. Lots. (Would you like some sexy on you)? | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days " I need some sexy in me, some tall dark kinda sexy. | |||
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"A tube of pringles isn't veg right? Are there potatoes in it? I dunno they are vegan ANSWER THE QUESTION PICKLE Hey, don’t shout at me madam. That's Madam Nipples to you " Oh you’re gonna get it | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days Yes you do. Lots. (Would you like some sexy on you)? " Can i have some on and some in? Please | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days I need some sexy in me, some tall dark kinda sexy. " Well short, dark skinned sexy do? | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days I need some sexy in me, some tall dark kinda sexy. " I endorse this idea. For you. And for me actually. | |||
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"But... I don't have any sexy in me these days Yes you do. Lots. (Would you like some sexy on you)? Can i have some on and some in? Please " As you said please | |||
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"Oh I love a photo challenge. Not sure I’m up to it. But I’m in anyway " Recycling is perfectly permissible | |||
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"Oh I love a photo challenge. Not sure I’m up to it. But I’m in anyway Recycling is perfectly permissible " Recycling photos? Oooh maybe tennis racquets are sexy | |||
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" Sharp edges though J Even kinkier Joe! J Sorry didn't mean to shame. Was just a little shocked! J" It's alright, there are certain things that need shaming tbf | |||
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"Unusually sexy... This will take some thinking Ooooh I've been struck by inspiration! *crosses fingers and hopes joe has a upright hoover* I do but I'm not doing what you think I'm doing But I just know you’d absolutely rock a moustache joe " And a mini skirt () | |||
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"Bumping for those who might have missed it. Jo.Xx " Well aren't you a sweetheart | |||
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"Better get the thinking hard hat o n" You can make anything sexy, you little cracker | |||
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"Done!!!! Happy chocolate day too. " You just shove everything down your pants. | |||
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"Done!!!! Happy chocolate day too. You just shove everything down your pants. " I have big pants! I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here | |||
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"Done!!!! Happy chocolate day too. You just shove everything down your pants. I have big pants! I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here " Ooh shove me down your pants. I’m only little. Then we can share the photo | |||
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"Better get the thinking hard hat o n You can make anything sexy, you little cracker " Oooo yoy, making me blush | |||
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"Can I used a banana and a pineapple ? I’ve had an idea No fruit shall be inserted into and humans. The mr Approved " We shall hopefully get on it this evening Mrs | |||
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"Done!!!! Happy chocolate day too. You just shove everything down your pants. I have big pants! I’d like someone’s hands down my pant… but there’s no-one else here Ooh shove me down your pants. I’m only little. Then we can share the photo " I actually like this idea! | |||
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"Well, what a bunch of keen beans here! Challenge thread goes live tomorrow morning I'll even set my alarm to make sure it goes up in a timely manner. Don't say I'm not good to you " We’re waiting for the official launch | |||
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"May be a recycle from me Tinder " Mine too | |||
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"These are brilliant " Glad to see you managed to find something D. | |||
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"I might have to bow out. I feel like death, and I can't make death sexy F" I bet you could, but in all seriousness hope you feel better soon. Mrs x | |||
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"These are brilliant Glad to see you managed to find something D." Wait until later I think it could get silly but hilarious | |||
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"I might have to bow out. I feel like death, and I can't make death sexy F I bet you could, but in all seriousness hope you feel better soon. Mrs x" *Biggest eye roll* She's being melodramatic! I have it too, it's not that bad | |||
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