FabSwingers.com forum: Groan inducing, common mistakes….

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know the sort good folks;

You forget that you haven’t in fact boiled the bloody kettle and pour the cold water into your tea/coffee resulting either in a requisite but wholly unwelcome impromptu microwave heat up or else pouring the contents down the sink and starting again from scratch - ‘Urgh!’

Please list me your similar, all to common, everyday mistakes/annoyances

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Throwing the chocolate in the bin and stuffing the wrapper in your mouth.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.

I hadn't turned it on at the wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throwing the chocolate in the bin and stuffing the wrapper in your mouth."

Have to say I've Never done that

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going upstairs for something and coming down having done something completely different.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Writing a shopping list and leaving it at home.

putting the washing machine on and not putting the must wash item in.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Sitting down to relax on the china throne first thing in the morning and having a wonderfully satisfying 20 minutes until realising there’s only one sheet of paper left on the wall and then having to do the sumo walk across the landing with your pyjamas around your ankles to grab a fresh roll from the airing cupboard."

Dude, keep the spares in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting my wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think everything reading this has visualised that walk now.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Dude, keep the spares in the bathroom."

Far too simple!

I love to live dangerously

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is no feeling quite like it; that simultaneous consternation and panic that sweeps over one at the realisation that there is nothing to adequately wipe one’s arse with…

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Not toasting the toast enough. Positively ruined my beans on toast experience this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no feeling quite like it; that simultaneous consternation and panic that sweeps over one at the realisation that there is nothing to adequately wipe one’s arse with…

Add to that the worry of one's offspring possibly seeing you at that point, or worse, you have friends staying for the weekend and they come out of their room at just the wrong moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opened my sugar, put the sugar in the bin and the empty packet in my latte

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

When I accidently stick it in the bum dry

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

These threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting something in the oven and forgetting to turn it on

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"These threads "

You know that you love ‘em really Brucie

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know the sort good folks;

Please list me your similar, all to common, everyday mistakes/annoyances

I do this regularly

Along with putting the timer on for the oven and when the timer goes off realising that I had left my dinner on the side

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo

That's easily avoided. Don't xx anyone! Saves time and effort too

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Forgetting that if I put the butter in the fridge it will be too hard to use. So instead I end up picking at fruit and working out what takeaway I can have as I've been so virtuous.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Putting chicken in drawer two of the air fryer and turning on tray one

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mistaking a can of deep heat for deodorant in the dark....

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Going shopping only to realise your carefully crafted list is sitting in the kitchen.

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Not checking that there is in fact toilet paper to hand before I sit down and start

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Replying too quickly to a text from your work colleague and your thumbs go into “messaging my loved one” mode and automatically adds the ubiquitous “xx” , noooooooooo

That's easily avoided. Don't xx anyone! Saves time and effort too"

Oh I love adding unnecessary and embarrassing kisses at the end of messages for colleagues, when contacting official bodies. Emailing the police!

It’s great xxxxxx

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Opening certain forum topics on Fab forum and realising that certain topics and flames wars don't need to be opened or read.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Sending the rude selfie to the wrong person on WhatsApp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal and forgetting to douche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sending the rude selfie to the wrong person on WhatsApp "

Been there!!!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Sending the rude selfie to the wrong person on WhatsApp "

Or a whole group!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Sending the rude selfie to the wrong person on WhatsApp

Or a whole group!

Oh god, the PTA group ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting to take your 8 year old with you on your holiday to Paris

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I do this all the time, mainly because I’m a fucking mong, but never microwave, always just make a fresh one.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not toasting the toast enough. Positively ruined my beans on toast experience this morning! "

Ahhh see, I can't stand it the other way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Getting the washing out of the machine and realising you didn't press start.

Just did this today

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Sending the rude selfie to the wrong person on WhatsApp

Or a whole group!

Oh god, the PTA group ?? "

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Putting Fairy liquid in the dishwasher

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not toasting the toast enough. Positively ruined my beans on toast experience this morning!

Ahhh see, I can't stand it the other way. "

I mean, I'd moan if I burnt it too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting my headphones when going to the gym. At that point, I'd rather just go home.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Throwing the chocolate in the bin and stuffing the wrapper in your mouth."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgetting my headphones when going to the gym. At that point, I'd rather just go home."

I’ve done this many a time, I know I shouldn’t be I normally stop in at Asda and pick up a cheap pair. My gym bag has so many random pairs of headphones now lol

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Anal and forgetting to douche. "

Hate when she does that.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Forgetting to put the dishwasher on.

Forgetting you’ve forgotten to put the dishwasher on.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Plugging in my phone charger and not switching it on

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Plugging in my phone charger and not switching it on

Oh god! - This one befalls me regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to bring the toilet roll up the stairs with me (having walked past it) and having to shout for help undignified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal and forgetting to douche.

Hate when she does that."

Shit happens!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Going up to bed and realising you forgot to put the bedding on.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Plugging in my phone charger and not switching it on

Oh god! - This one befalls me regularly

I do this all the time its so annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going up to bed and realising you forgot to put the bedding on."

Urgh or all the laundry and forgot to fold and put away , so it now sits on the fuckit chair or better still , the floor drobe

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Just one word... "bidet".

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Going up to bed and realising you forgot to put the bedding on."

I have been so tired I have just wrapped the bare duvet round me and fuckit til the morning..

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Having a shower and then realising that you need to do a No.2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.

I hadn't turned it on at the wall."

I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Putting crisp new fresh bedding on, then covering it in cum, sweat, coconut oil and squirt. Surely, could have used the old bedding once more before doing that.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forgetting to do the school run because you're balls deep in the Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting to put my electric toothbrush on charge and letting the power run out mid-clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dropping the remote on the floor once my dinner is on my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pouring the kettle into the sugar canister instead of the mug!

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By *ouple-perthCouple
over a year ago

Perth

"Forgetting to do the school run because you're balls deep in the Mrs.

Better than doing the school run in the holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forgetting to do the school run because you're balls deep in the Mrs.

Better than doing the school run in the holidays

I got up as a kid once, bloody late for school... rushed my arsenal off... got most of the 1.2 miles walk to remember it's fucking Sunday!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.

I hadn't turned it on at the wall.

I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on "

I feel that pain.

More than once I've gone to work looking forward to a gorgeous slow cooked meal only to find when I get home that night I forgot to turn on the slow cooker.

No meal, and wasted ingredients that have been festering at room temperature for ten hours.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I stood at a pot of water on the stove for about 10 - 15 mins wondering why the water is taking so long to boil.

I hadn't turned it on at the wall.

I’ve done this far too many times, also put food in the oven and completely forgotten to turn it on

I feel that pain.

More than once I've gone to work looking forward to a gorgeous slow cooked meal only to find when I get home that night I forgot to turn on the slow cooker.

No meal, and wasted ingredients that have been festering at room temperature for ten hours."

Ah yes… the REALLY slow cooker… been there

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