FabSwingers.com forum: Profile Pet Peeves

By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

Why does something a stranger has written bother you so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t bite - unless you want me to.

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

Why does something a stranger has written bother you so much?"

This certainly isn't the first thread about profiles, and it won't be the last

just a bit of fun!

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Don’t bite - unless you want me to. "

Oh Christ, if I had a quid for every time I saw this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

Why does something a stranger has written bother you so much?"

It was supposed to be a fun thread perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no - profiles catch my eye for 2 reasons, i like them or they are naff - contacts with naff profiles just blocked as imo they are not for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

User has chosen not to show verifications

No public pics on profile.

little to no text about themselves or what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama free only please.

Not into pen pals.

It's rude not to reply manners cost nothing.

Not sending a face pic if you don't send one first

Won't send a face pic on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

No, I love this. Its the best filter ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

No, I love this. Its the best filter ever."

What that their non legally binding bullshit, is exactly that. Bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will fill in later"

Who! Me or the profile?

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Not my first rodeo wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my first rodeo wtf"

Yep!

Love the steel bondage in your photos BTW

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

[Removed by poster at 05/07/23 15:29:59]

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Let’s see how it goes.”

Meaning - they don’t have a fucking clue what they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

Why does something a stranger has written bother you so much?"

Who some adverts on the tv piss people off?

We don’t know the people in them but still happens.

For me it’s the go compare guy he really pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t bite - unless you want me to. "

I was just going to say this one too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

People

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t travel

Can’t accommodate

That very much limits your options

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can breathe through my ears.( No you can’t.)

Giving oral is a must. (I don’t like it, fuck off)

Not looking to sleep with the whole site. (You’d shag anything that moves mate)

This isn’t my first rodeo. (Fuck off back to Kansas then cowboy)

Can’t show face pics due to work. (Am not meeting a shadow!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of hot guys

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

Hey, I like my version of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of hot guys"

I blame the weather lilith. Ca t sweat without the sun!

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Silhouette profile pic, whilst having lots of pics... just seems lazy

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Lack of long curly haired girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

Hey, I like my version of this! "

Haha very good! The best of it is. They put that blurb. But 5 lines above that. Can't send face pics because of professional job.

"Hang on a minute. But your prepared to take a university to court and claim copyright breaches....

get back to space ya moonfruit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before know the script

Emmm no you don’t

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Ask me and I’ll tell you’ - meaning, I CBA filling anything in

‘We don’t have any pics of him cos of his job’ - he’s the weak link

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex is usually dependant on the quality of the cocktails."

Like what the fuck?

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Drama free only please.

Not into pen pals.

It's rude not to reply manners cost nothing.

Not sending a face pic if you don't send one first

Won't send a face pic on here.

All of these!!

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"‘Ask me and I’ll tell you’ - meaning, I CBA filling anything in

‘We don’t have any pics of him cos of his job’ - he’s the weak link

LMAO! Like the vast majority of us don't have jobs

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

Hey, I like my version of this!

Haha very good! The best of it is. They put that blurb. But 5 lines above that. Can't send face pics because of professional job.

"Hang on a minute. But your prepared to take a university to court and claim copyright breaches....

get back to space ya moonfruit"

Moonfruit

excellent!!

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Can’t travel

Can’t accommodate

That very much limits your options

I wish there was a way to tell/show how far one can travel!

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

""Will fill in later"

Who! Me or the profile? "

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

But I do read them.....

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The demanding shouty profiles.

Professional & need to be discreet ( like anyone's going to recognise your arse/chest/tits/body)

Couples with no male pics when he meets too, it's not blind date I'll just assume he's a minger.

That's all for now.

Mrs

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By *rFoxAndXeno OP Couple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"The demanding shouty profiles.

Professional & need to be discreet ( like anyone's going to recognise your arse/chest/tits/body)

Couples with no male pics when he meets too, it's not blind date I'll just assume he's a minger.

That's all for now.

Mrs "

That's what gets me, no pics whatsoever because of work...if your colleagues recognise your bits I'd be concerned!!

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Been here before so I know how it works....

Haven't we all, chuck?!

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Or put "blah blah" as the heading so I know you've read my profile.

DILLIGAF???

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

If you message put the word “wanksplash” in the title, so I know you’ll bow down to my every will.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"attach face pic or I will delete"

How about you stop been so conceited and message them first, with your face pic.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

When there's no lynx can in sight or inserted in bodily orifices....pisses me right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor grammar that sounds like the equivalent of being shouted at.

It's a vibe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later....

The profile is 9 months old, how fucking long is later!!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm new here" yet they have photos which are 5 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys profile..

" I don't have a type, BBW, slim, athletic, curvy I love all women!"

Will not say no to anyone.

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

What a great night.

I’m choosy so stand out (when you look like the back end of a bus).

Just had the greatest sex ever.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“Guy only talks on here” - couples profile.

Meaning it’s pictures of their ex and it’s only the bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple's profile where all the photos are group play so you never who the actual couple are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys profile..

" I don't have a type, BBW, slim, athletic, curvy I love all women!"

Will not say no to anyone.

I wouldn't say that. It's about facial attraction and personality for me so the body type can be a broad range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MUST be exceptional"

Exceptionally what? I'm exceptionally sarcastic when I want to be.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

"professional people" like all the rest of us are just serfs and Muppets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional. Sapiosexual. Alpha....all things that put me off

Oh and if a man describes himself as curvy

i like big men.... But curves are on woman.

Oh and any privacy statements

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The warranted and the petty peeves, I wanna hear them all!!!

I'll go first: "exactly what it says on the tin"....there's nothing wrong with this but it pisses me off so much

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what did it say on the tin?

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

- Elitism

- Listing what they don’t want (negatives) but not what they actually want (positives)

Saying that I’m in a ‘queue’ (so and so people ‘front of the queue’)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple" profiles with no pics of the male or just a dick pic.

And anyone with the stupid disclaimers ??

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Fabswingers is now a publicly traded company"

No it isn't. Stop blindly copy and pasting gullible nonsense on your profile and actually think about the things you're saying.

Bonus points if they copied it off a Facebook page and didn't change "Facebook" to "Fabswingers" making the legal disclaimer even more stupid.

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By *wilightTeaseCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"If Sydney University are reading this...

Fuuuckkkkk offfffff mate!!

Hey, I like my version of this! "

Love it. We had something along those lines in our profile a while back too.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

""Will fill in later"

Who! Me or the profile? "

Ha ha this made me laugh.

Blank profile with ...

Or the above. Xx

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