FabSwingers.com forum: You always know if the oral sex isn't good because....

By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Wrong answers get extra points!

Inspired by the wonderful comedian that is Gary Meikle, who says:

You get a tap on the head after about a minute and she says, "Just fuck me!"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

….you look up and see her watching a Tik Tok video on her phone…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she falls asleep

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

She has cucumber slices on her eyes and whale music on…

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

She asks you to kiss her after being down for 10 seconds

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

60 seconds in you hear snoring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start thinking about your dinner and accidentally BITE

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

He says he's going to lick for hours. Long job? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

You hear the clicking of her knitting needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they do one lick at a time and pause in-between every lick to ask if you're close to cumming.

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

When they keep talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...because I pull my baggy y-fronts back up and walk out without paying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise that noise you can hear is her playing Candy Crush on her phone

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

"She has cucumber slices on her eyes and whale music on…"

Pmfsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sobs uncontrollably because she fell for your lies about having the worlds longest tongue.

*this isn't confessional either is it?

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
over a year ago

Fantasy Land

When she ends up with your foreskin inbetween her teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she taps you on the shoulder to let you know you’ve been licking her groin for the past 5 minutes.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

If I'm more focused on the weird stain on her ceiling and how it got there

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

She's bidding on Ebay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she taps you on the shoulder to let you know you’ve been licking her groin for the past 5 minutes."

It was ONCE and I apologized okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he falls asleep mid BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When he falls asleep mid BJ "

But it was so relaxing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She starts watching naked attraction with interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she taps you on the shoulder to let you know you’ve been licking her groin for the past 5 minutes.

It was ONCE and I apologized okay

Sorry about the public shaming but it’s just not good enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When she taps you on the shoulder to let you know you’ve been licking her groin for the past 5 minutes.

It was ONCE and I apologized okay

Sorry about the public shaming but it’s just not good enough! "

It's okay, I wasn't good enough, I've gone away and worked on it! I think I have the right place now

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By *itginger101Man
over a year ago

Termonfeckin

She gags the first time she sucks on the tip of your cock

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

You hear here gently snoring over the closing credits of the film on the tv behind you which only started when u did

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

When you fall asleep mid blow job.

Sorry, I was really tired, both times it happened (true story)

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"You realise that noise you can hear is her playing Candy Crush on her phone "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hear the clicking of her knitting needles "

You’re telling me I can knit while they’re doing it?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Her false teeth wouldn't come out and go in the glass thats fixadent for you

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

When you (male) ask if they have a Dyson?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I end up bobbited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong answers get extra points!

Inspired by the wonderful comedian that is Gary Meikle, who says:

You get a tap on the head after about a minute and she says, "Just fuck me!"

Oh, do guys know this??

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

You always know if the oral sex isn't good because....

I'd forgotten why we were both there in the first place

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

..the first thought that enters your mind as your tongue makes contact is....

'That reminds me. We're out of camembert.....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think of Blue Waffles?

I win.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

When you just end up, watching EastEnders

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

She has a full on conversation with the Jehovah's Witness who just knocked at the door

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A guy we met did fall asleep while I was going down on him. I clearly need to up my game...

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I get lock Jaw , not her

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

She actually BLOWS on your cock like it's a whistle...

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By *ighly SexedMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

I end up with a bruised cock……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes doing the shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes doing the shopping list "

Cucumber

Courgettes

Carrots

Eggplant

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought she was dry but turns out I was licking the bed sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's eating you out yet cums first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shes doing the shopping list

Cucumber

Courgettes

Carrots

Eggplant

Lube

Haha yeah that sounds about right

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

You suggest practising on a vibrator and she replies "I've tried but it shakes my false teeth out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look up and she shrugs her shoulders.

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

He isn’t pressing his fingers into the back of your head and holding your hair up

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"When they keep talking!"

It's rude to speak with your mouth full

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