FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies, how do you prefer your man?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad boy or homely?

I've been told that I look young and like a doctor. I don't think that's a turn on

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Broken or twattish form a queue please

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Genuinely attracted to me, please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Broken or twattish form a queue please

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs "

Do the teeth have to be straight?

Erm … Asking for a friend …

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs "

Some people are so picky

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs "

Teeth - check

Penis that strings a sentence together - d’oh!!!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs "

That's me out, I've a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all about the extremes. Fuk boi chavs on one side then sweet and innocent on the other. Maybe one day I might find someone normal that just wants to go for a drink so we can get to know each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathing."

But you took my breath away

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Unattached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully trained and operational

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy minded with the experience to know what they're doing and able to go for a long time/repeat performances.

Oh, yeah and in uniform with handcuffs is always a bonus!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Filthy minded with the experience to know what they're doing and able to go for a long time/repeat performances.

Oh, yeah and in uniform with handcuffs is always a bonus!

Just drive down the M1 at 120 you'll soon get the last part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy minded with the experience to know what they're doing and able to go for a long time/repeat performances.

Oh, yeah and in uniform with handcuffs is always a bonus!

Just drive down the M1 at 120 you'll soon get the last part

120..... how slow is that

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Wholly unsuitable, devilishly attractive, mind-blowingly sexy, totally out of my league …

I’m self destructive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Present generally helps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy minded with the experience to know what they're doing and able to go for a long time/repeat performances.

Oh, yeah and in uniform with handcuffs is always a bonus!

Just drive down the M1 at 120 you'll soon get the last part

That was also pretty good for you ha ha ha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs

Some people are so picky

Tell me about it, seems I'm asking a lot!

Mrs

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Dominant, but not a dom.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Filthy minded with the experience to know what they're doing and able to go for a long time/repeat performances.

Oh, yeah and in uniform with handcuffs is always a bonus!

Just drive down the M1 at 120 you'll soon get the last part

120..... how slow is that

Well yes it is for you tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You so tall what team do you play for’

No B***h I’m a doctor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be whatever they want.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wholly unsuitable, devilishly attractive, mind-blowingly sexy, totally out of my league …

I’m self destructive "

Damn, damn and damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that I don't need to be as slim as possible and looking 100% perfect for at all times.

I guess that means those homely men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wholly unsuitable, devilishly attractive, mind-blowingly sexy, totally out of my league …

I’m self destructive "

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With own teeth, a penis and can string a sentence together.

Mrs "

Damn it. And here was me asking around to borrow a penis

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Broken or twattish form a queue please

Yeah, this. :D Kind of like a bit of a dick though, it's catnip to me.

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Awww no one’s said older, dad bod and thinning on top

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Those that I don't need to be as slim as possible and looking 100% perfect for at all times.

I guess that means those homely men.

Homely - I'm more of a 'manor'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Broken or twattish form a queue please

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Nerdy

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Wholly unsuitable, devilishly attractive, mind-blowingly sexy, totally out of my league …

I’m self destructive

You called

Ah, but the paradox has been unleashed now…. You’re out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prickish dad bod with staying power and definitely not a Dom (see, I haven't passed the required tests).

Hmmmmm.

Shame I'm not a prick though, I'm mega adorbs.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nerdy"

And particular subject?

Asking for a friend

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Prickish dad bod with staying power and definitely not a Dom (see, I haven't passed the required tests).

Hmmmmm.

Shame I'm not a prick though, I'm mega adorbs. "

You're not a prick in the slightest. Mega adorbs though? Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homely and desperate. Shooting dust.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

I love them slightly geeky, I really do… and tall. ALWAYS clean shaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded

Tattooed

Hot

Naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prickish dad bod with staying power and definitely not a Dom (see, I haven't passed the required tests).

Hmmmmm.

Shame I'm not a prick though, I'm mega adorbs.

You're not a prick in the slightest. Mega adorbs though? Hmmm..."

You're right.

Super duper adorbs.

I'm beyond mega.

I am well boss lad.

Apparently.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I love them slightly geeky, I really do… and tall. ALWAYS clean shaven.

To be fair - being taller than you isn't difficult.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"I love them slightly geeky, I really do… and tall. ALWAYS clean shaven.

To be fair - being taller than you isn't difficult.

It’s not just tallER

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I love them slightly geeky, I really do… and tall. ALWAYS clean shaven.

To be fair - being taller than you isn't difficult.

It’s not just tallER

How tall is tall then?

Asking for a friend

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Usually find myself going for bigger guys ie. taller and bigger build as I feel less like I'll break them. love tattoos, beards are nice, happy to drink beer with me and let me feed them.

And if they are willing to let me peg them, then I'm all for it.

But mostly, I just want us to get on as mates too.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No bad boys thanks. I don’t want drama knocking on my door. I don’t want boring either.

I just want someone with the liking of the outdoors and doesn’t mind animals (dogs specifically) and is easygoing and happy.

I’m just happy if they’re normal with no sides to them to be honest with a lust for life.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No bad boys thanks. I don’t want drama knocking on my door. I don’t want boring either.

I just want someone with the liking of the outdoors and doesn’t mind animals (dogs specifically) and is easygoing and happy.

I’m just happy if they’re normal with no sides to them to be honest with a lust for life.

Well shit, and there I was until we reached "normal"

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"No bad boys thanks. I don’t want drama knocking on my door. I don’t want boring either.

I just want someone with the liking of the outdoors and doesn’t mind animals (dogs specifically) and is easygoing and happy.

I’m just happy if they’re normal with no sides to them to be honest with a lust for life.

Well shit, and there I was until we reached "normal" "

Fuck sake!

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bearded

Tattooed

Hot

Naked

Ok but buy me dinner first

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bearded

Tattooed

Hot

Naked

Ok but buy me dinner first

Big Mac?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bearded

Tattooed

Hot

Naked

Ok but buy me dinner first

Big Mac?"

Deal x

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