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And it happens a lot, and just by laying down on a bed! (based on numerous pictures I’ve seen of this phenomenon).
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 they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?   | |||
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This is a confessional isn't it?
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"Fux knows. It's like that habit of gnawing at dead skin on their lips, wait, sorry, biting their lip in a sexy I want you way." Im guessing ‘gnawing at the dead skin….’ Was the part if that sentence I shouldn’t have been wanking over???  | |||
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"Fux knows. It's like that habit of gnawing at dead skin on their lips, wait, sorry, biting their lip in a sexy I want you way. Im guessing ‘gnawing at the dead skin….’ Was the part if that sentence I shouldn’t have been wanking over??? "Nah, wank away. It's always hot when women taste themselves isn't it? | |||
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"I often get my knickers caught in my heel...
This is a confessional isn't it?
"*M and S Boxers (Christmas present from Mum) caught up in my wellie boot | |||
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" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!? "With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.. | |||
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"The pose suits very few as well… doesn’t suit me as my arse is as flat as an aspirin, hence me not doing it! "Can I pump it up for you?  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/07/23 12:28:08]" Lol you removed the post, haha, but I am not saying anything… 
Some pieces of clothing are very flattering and thank goodness for that haha  | |||
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"Clumsy as fuck is what they are. Zero poise and grace. Ever seen a baby eephant running around? Cute but sheesh " Stop calling me a baby elephant | |||
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"The pose suits very few as well… doesn’t suit me as my arse is as flat as an aspirin, hence me not doing it! "Your picture 25 June 2022, clearly indicates your statement above to be false. Derrière is clearly there. Also let’s back up a bit… are you saying that these incidents of footwear / lingerie entangled are POSED!?!  | |||
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" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?
With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.."  | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that "Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x" Or knickers. | |||
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x" Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.. | |||
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.." I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.. I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
A"Sorry misread that as cock and was about to be volunteering!! | |||
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.. I really want to see a sexy, scantily clad woman prone on a bed, one leg flicked up, with a pair of agent provocateur flimsies hanging from a croc now.
A"God yes, awesome. A complete Fab profile pic trope parody posting needed | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x Or knickers. "True | |||
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" they’ll cause themselves a mischief!
And all you ripped men .. why do you keep forgetting to take your white t-shirts off in the shower!?
With wash board abs you can shower AND do the laundry.."That's a photo I fully endorse | |||
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"Fortunately this has not happened to me yet, but that could be because I don't wear heels very often. Em x Although I’ve never see this happen with a Ugg boot or Crocs the risk is never zero.." I own neither of those so I think I'm home free | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly "No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! "Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too | |||
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. " And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again? | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too "You'll be drizzled in custard next you weirdo | |||
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again?" Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal! "That was for the forum catchphrase… Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!? | |||
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again? Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though "It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack  | |||
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again? Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack "I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all | |||
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again? Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack
I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all "22 March 2023 pic. Delicious, fits those hips perfectly. There’s a big knot at the back isn’t there? | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
That was for the forum catchphrase…
Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake
Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!? "Don't stick up for him..... I know what it was for I was on the forums then dimwit | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too "And donuts....
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"Happened to me once. Strange time. Wasn’t as sexy as I thought it would be. And that G string elastic was toast, never to be worn again? Na I still have it. It’s very awkward trying to untangle yourself from that position afterwards though
It’s still underwear even with a big knot in them to take up the slack
I mean, we are in a cost of living crisis after all
22 March 2023 pic. Delicious, fits those hips perfectly. There’s a big knot at the back isn’t there?"Ehhh possibly…… | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
A"Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
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Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair "I tried. The holes were too small. 
Had to make a home made one.
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*It did get eaten though.... | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
Don't forget the Jaffa Cakes too
And donuts....
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Donuts stacked on a hard cock is pretty hot to be fair "*quietly leaves to go buy donuts* | |||
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"A bit like the " accidental " hand down the knickers pics... I mean who wants to see that
Yep. You never see us dudes scratching our ballsacks in front of the camera now, do you......
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Exactly
No, you just take pictures of a hot cross bun on your cock instead, like thats normal!
That was for the forum catchphrase…
Cock = pisser and hot cross bun = cake
Pisser cake… piece of cake - how you never guessed that!!?
Don't stick up for him..... I know what it was for I was on the forums then dimwit "Not being pedantic or anything but i think dimwit has a hyphen…. | |||
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