FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever felt embarrassed buying something?

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

What was the item?

Sometimes I'm putting the wine and chocolate through the tills and I'm thinking are they thinking it's all I eat and drink.

Have a great day all.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

Asking the lady at the checkout if they had condoms - 5XL… then her insisting that she helped me with my shopping… into the car…. And then into the house….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes think I speak for most tv/ts in this instance

My first time buying lingerie in a shop

Went in to the shop pretending to look for someone to scout out how busy the shop was

At the same time looking to see what cought my eye

I seen a black bra and matching knickers but there was a couple off woman around them so I diverted away another way and keep walking around the story

Till there was no one close to them then went up and quickly fumbled about with them as I found what I thought would be my size

Took them up to the counter shaking

As I got to the counter it was a woman serving me felt so imbalanced I asked if they done gift just so it would seem like they weren’t for me unfortunately they didn’t I sed it ok I them my self it’s a gift for me girlfriend quick got out the shop and stuck them in my backpack

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

When I was younger I'd get embarrassed buying condom's or lingerie,now I couldn't give two shits and smirk at the people that do a double take

Em x

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I used to steal condoms when I was younger because I was too scared to take them to the counter!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Once, pre self checkout days. I didn't have lube and was expecting a visitor. Sainsburys, one item to check out

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

Probably a pregnancy test when I was younger. Pretty awful really that I was scared what other people that didn’t have a clue who I was would think.

Now anything that could potentially embarrassing can be bought on Amazon and it’s a secret

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Pre wonderweb for the masses…….top shelf mag…and on one occasion the shelf collapsed… could have died over and over..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought my ex wife some porn star shoes from a lady on Facebook. The ball and chain was a tall lady and the same size 8 as myself. I didn't think much about going to this young ladies house to pick them up until I got there and she answered the door while talking on the phone and I had a sudden realisation that I was a man buying sex shoes from a woman at her front door! There was no explaining they are for my emasculator and not for myself! Instantly embarrassed, I must have looked so dodgy in that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to deliberately buy a single cucumber with a bottle of lube and give the cashier a suggestive smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the shop the other day to buy a cucumber as I was approaching the till I thought to myself, I can't have people people thinking im a vegan ...so I bought some vasaline and a dog collar so I didn't feel embarrassed (no offense to vegans it was just a joke)

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What was the item?

Sometimes I'm putting the wine and chocolate through the tills and I'm thinking are they thinking it's all I eat and drink.

Have a great day all.

Add a ton of posh cat food tin and now we’re talking.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

When i lived in Holland i was asked by a work colleague to gmbuy a football top for his boy.

From our rivals team, i felt dirty even going into the shop to buy it. Like i was committing some horrble crime. i am not even that big of a football fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a pregnancy test when I was younger. Pretty awful really that I was scared what other people that didn’t have a clue who I was would think.

Now anything that could potentially embarrassing can be bought on Amazon and it’s a secret

Deffo this, used to look around then grab it and hide it in my shopping lol

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"What was the item?

Sometimes I'm putting the wine and chocolate through the tills and I'm thinking are they thinking it's all I eat and drink.

Have a great day all.

Add a ton of posh cat food tin and now we’re talking."

*a ton? Wth

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I don't think I have.

There was one time I was 'tasked' to buy something which I was nervous about doing before, but once I was in the shop I think the guy behind the counter was more embarrassed

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Asking the lady at the checkout if they had condoms - 5XL… then her insisting that she helped me with my shopping… into the car…. And then into the house….

I would also be embarrassed buying condoms that small

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

The first time I bought a vibrator, I was young and nervous. I was that scared that I fumbled with my cards and tried to pay with my Tesco club card.

Luna

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Kerrang a heavy rock mag. I was in an area which was not known for fans of that music genre. I thought the shop assistants would look down on me! They did not bat an eyelid.

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I took Cammy to a sex shop to buy toys. All the way there she was nervous. Ince in the store fascination took over and on the way home she was so exited she wanted to play

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Many years ago I was off to a house party with my FB at the time, we stopped to buy condoms and at the checkout he shouted over to me “Do you think 12 will be enough for tonight”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, my younger brother is a Manchester United fan. I was so embarrassed when I had to buy him a Man United magazine when I was a teen. Luckily I slipped inside a folded up copy of penthouse and just opened it casually to show the cashier

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Used to feel embarrassed going to buy condoms!

Then I realised, I’m getting laid!

lol

Now I walk in there like ‘Conor Mcgreggor’ with swagger, dick swinging free in my grey joggers like the big daddy & announce loud & proud!

“Yes gimme those big dick large condoms mate, yeah those with wide girth”

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By *ershingMan
over a year ago

liverpool

The kylie and jason single!

Was buying for a girlfriend!

Asked the lad in hmv to put it in 2 bags in case anyone saw it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A copy of the Daily Mail.

Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A copy of the Daily Mail.

Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.

A "

Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?

It's always the people you least expect I guess.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"A copy of the Daily Mail.

Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.

Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?

It's always the people you least expect I guess."

Yes. "Shocked and disappointed" doesn't even cover it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A copy of the Daily Mail.

Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.

Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?

It's always the people you least expect I guess.

Yes. "Shocked and disappointed" doesn't even cover it."

Hey!

There's was other stuff too. Fruit. Veg. A bottle of Blue Nun. Some tissues. Haemmeroid creme. That months edition of 'Big & Busty'.

And I had no idea of his political earnings when I offered to do his shopping for him.

*that Charlie Chaplin moustache though.....

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Pre wonderweb for the masses…….top shelf mag…and on one occasion the shelf collapsed… could have died over and over.."

Oh my days! Cackle.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"The kylie and jason single!

Was buying for a girlfriend!

Asked the lad in hmv to put it in 2 bags in case anyone saw it

Hilarious!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"A copy of the Daily Mail.

Years ago for a sick elderly neighbour in his 80's. I was tempted to say fuck off, but aside from having the occasional rant about 'lefties' he was an ok'ish neighbour.

Oh Obi. I thought you were okay. On here. In person. And now I find out this?

It's always the people you least expect I guess."

Not me, being a media slut....reads online Daily Mail, Sun, Mirror, Star, Express, Telegraph, Guardian/Observer,The Times and the New York Times and Caribbean news.

I used to read the Financial Times at uni...so glad I don't have to do that now...unless I'm planning to start investing in shares....

Clearly embarrassment at the tills is not my problem.

I mean I grew up in the era where they literally would toss free condoms everywhere. (80s baby)

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Definitely the first copy of Razzle that teenage Fiddles bought.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

I used to do the supply run for a tattoo studio.. boxes of latex glove, tubes of preparation H, vaseline and tongue depressors weekly from the same store for years, my Dodgy sense of humour had me adding random cock shaped items to the basket just for my own amusement. I could keep a really serious face going til about 5 seconds after I got out the door before giggling my way back to work.

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