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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" Don't eat yellow snow and don't tie your shoelaces in a revolving door | |||
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"If it's yellow, don't stick it in your mouth " What if it's cheese? | |||
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"Never trust a man who's shirt collar is a different colour from the rest of the shirt! " Every bit of my shirt is a different colour from the rest of my shirt! But I'm not a man so that's probably okay. | |||
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"Measure twice cut once." I will never let you measure my knob | |||
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"Measure twice cut once. I will never let you measure my knob " You'd be okay letting him measure it one time , but run a mile when the tape comes out for a re measure | |||
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"How was Jonny Bairstow given out " He was out of his crease when the ball hit the stumps | |||
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"Always shag the poster above" Shag! | |||
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"Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether." This is my life motto | |||
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"How was Jonny Bairstow given out " Cuz he was out his crease and the ball was still live, quite simple really | |||
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"If it's yellow, don't stick it in your mouth What if it's cheese?" Or sweetcorn, or pineapple. | |||
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"If you are a cyclist, ride through a red light at a crossroads. Saw that today definitely great advice. Most entertaining." Don't look over your shoulder,don't signal,overtake on the inside at traffic lights and junctions,ride on the footpath,don't have lights at night,ride two or more wide on narrow roads and around corners,use the road as your own personal Tour de France stage (by the way,if you want to see druggies on bikes find the roughest area of your nearest town/city) and wear lycra so you can show the world you have just bought the last turkey in the shop. | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" Two partsBicarbonate of soda and one part lemon juice. | |||
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"Perform a citizens arrest on a copper before he arrests you, couldn't possibly go wrong." I arrested 6 coppers last night as they carried me to the van!!! Including resisting arrest they are looking at serious jail time… | |||
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"Measure twice cut once." ...and still somehow manage to fuck it up | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" If they are 'discrete' does that mean that they are very small? | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" Turn it off and on again solves all problems. Air fryers. Nuclear power stations. Life support machines. Thirsty single guys....... A | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" If it looks great, go for it. What could possibly go wrong? Essentially, always judge the book by the cover! | |||
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"Always add a disclaimer to the bottom of your Fab profile. It will give you indisputable legal protection should you need to bring litigation against Sydney University. " My disclaimer is killer | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only)" If it moves and it shouldn’t - Use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should - Use WD40 | |||
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"I need a professional, there are lots of genuine discrete professionals on Fab. What's your advice? (Wrong answers only) Turn it off and on again solves all problems. Air fryers. Nuclear power stations. Life support machines. Thirsty single guys....... A" If those solutions don't work, pull out plan b the hammer | |||
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