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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many bits of sweetcorn would be in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

None, mine would be full of salad (rabbit poo's)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, I haven’t eaten any (sweetcorn, not poo that is for clarification purposes) for about three weeks so technically there should be none.

But….you never know when sweetcorn will strike after all.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Carrots and peas in mine today..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, I haven’t eaten any (sweetcorn, not poo that is for clarification purposes) for about three weeks so technically there should be none.

But….you never know when sweetcorn will strike after all.

It’s always lurking. Waiting to slip out the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

I do fancy a tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich right now though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn’t matter if you’ve eaten it. It’s in there. Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None.

I do fancy a tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich right now though."

As a vegetarian, this sounds like vomit.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Zero I don’t eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen, I like the cut of you jib, but wow dude.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It would just be one giant piece of sweetcorn.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I had a corn on the cob with my lunch, and I'm not the best chewer - so probably 20+.

Good thread, really made me think

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

None and it would smell of roses....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None because I chew it properly and I'm not an animal!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

None.

I can't remember the last time I ate sweetcorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would just be one giant piece of sweetcorn. "

Don't... I can actually visualise that given your profile photo.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

It would just be one giant piece of sweetcorn.

Don't... I can actually visualise that given your profile photo."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"None.

I do fancy a tuna mayo and sweetcorn sandwich right now though."

Oh, maybe I did have sweetcorn in my tuna mayo sandwich from the hospital kiosk last week.

That would have come out that day though, as I had a horrible bout of IBS later that afternoon, starting during a two hour clinic appointment.

Surely it would all be out by now.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

None

Haven't eaten sweetcorn in months

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Honestly can't remember the last time I ate sweetcorn. Which is strange as I really like it. Off to have a look in the cupboard now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. I don't eat sweetcorn

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Negative. Mine would be seeds. I'm a bird, obviously

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I don't know for sure, I got thrown off the train before I could finish checking. I'm guessing it was probably none though, I haven't eaten any in weeks.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Stephen, I like the cut of you jib, but wow dude."

Look who is back!! Hello stranger! How are ya?

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

It’s embarrassing when that happens and won’t flush when you have sexy new lady with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stephen, I like the cut of you jib, but wow dude.

Look who is back!! Hello stranger! How are ya?

I'm alive. You good, dude?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Stephen, I like the cut of you jib, but wow dude.

Look who is back!! Hello stranger! How are ya?

I'm alive. You good, dude?"

Really good actually. Living the dream, and all rather joyous. It’s lovely to see you - alive is good, love that for you. I look forward to snorting at your forum posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sweetcorn yesterday so I guess maybe some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely zero

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots in todays one. Thanks all x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Come find out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come find out! "
I’ve always wanted to go to Liverpool

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

'Corn on the Log'.

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