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"I don't remember this episode of Friends  "The one where Rachel feeds Ross the sausage dildo??  | |||
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"Can I have it with sauce afterwards? Yes indeed
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. " It's things like this that make me wonder if I've gone too far this time  | |||
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"Can I have it with sauce afterwards? Yes indeed
Hopefully not red or brown " You’re quite right; On second thoughts, hold the sauce  | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. It's things like this that make me wonder if I've gone too far this time "The answer is obviously no !! You asked a perfectly reasonable questions and its brought all the weird depraved freaks ( no offence!) out commenting !! | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. It's things like this that make me wonder if I've gone too far this time
The answer is obviously no !! You asked a perfectly reasonable questions and its brought all the weird depraved freaks ( no offence!) out commenting !! "We are the ones that smoke behing the bike sheds while the clique studied types of submissive | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. " Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind  | |||
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"I don't remember this episode of Friends "It's the one where Ross... | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. It's things like this that make me wonder if I've gone too far this time
The answer is obviously no !! You asked a perfectly reasonable questions and its brought all the weird depraved freaks ( no offence!) out commenting !!
We are the ones that smoke behind the bike sheds while the clique studied types of submissive "Maybe a modern twist on surf and turf. | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind "maybe a condom? This thread is like........ | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind "Whereas I was wondering what type of sausage. A frankfurter perhaps, or a chipolata. A Cumberland could be interesting | |||
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"Poor piggy." You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous | |||
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"Poor piggy. You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous " Hardcore Quorn. | |||
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"Poor piggy. You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous " Which reminds me, don't go near my husband after he's had a beef sausage - the farting is unbearable! | |||
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"Poor piggy. You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous Hardcore Quorn."
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"I'm a vegetarian  "You could do it with a Linda McCartney | |||
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"Poor piggy. You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous Hardcore Quorn." That possibly is one of the funniest things I've seen on here  | |||
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"I'm a vegetarian
You could do it with a Linda McCartney "Id go for a nice flappy bacon impersonation...more of a slurp than a suck . | |||
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"Poor piggy. You can get beef or chicken sausages, or even meat free for the truly adventurous Hardcore Quorn." Yeah this is a pretty top tier comment to be fair | |||
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"Sometimes it's ok to keep these thoughts to yourself. " I'm a creative mastermind they don't keep thoughts in their head! | |||
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"Go to the counters you can ask for a 1.8kg whole salami before they slice it. That holds its shape nicely I don't know this from experience I used to work on the meat fish deli counters"And you saw it and were like... ....hmm..... ... | |||
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"Go to the counters you can ask for a 1.8kg whole salami before they slice it. That holds its shape nicely I don't know this from experience I used to work on the meat fish deli counters
And you saw it and were like...
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... "Working with phallic shaped food all day....single men go shopping and flirt with the counters girls lol they're horny buggers! | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind "Best treated with MEATranidazole.... | |||
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"The hottest female fabber. Would you eat a sausage if they used it for a dildo for 5 minutes. This one is bound to get shit going so please be aware you may be placed in a queue " Obviously there's lots of questions to be asked, is the sausage raw or cooked? If it's cooked, was it before or after she used it? If cooked before use as a dildo, did she allow it to cool down 1st or are there bits of burnt/blistered vag now stuck to the sausage? These all need answers before I can tell you my answer is no! | |||
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind
Best treated with MEATranidazole...."
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"If I masterbated with a sausage for 5 minutes, I'm not sure how edible it would be by the end? Meat crumble comes to mind. Some kind of vaginal infection, is what springs to my mind
Best treated with MEATranidazole....
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"Was the sausage cooked? Had it been dipped in gravy? These are deciding factors " Not dipped in baby gravy, we assume... | |||
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"I like meat,but there's a line
Em x"I know right, sausages especially. Reminds me of my youth when I got treated to a hot dog every now and then from a vendor (not a pervert, not a penis, not sodomy) They were great sausages. But em, even looking at you, you absolute beauty of a person, I just couldn't munch it down after it's been coated in you. I'm sorry I wish I could! | |||
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