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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is battered

Would you like some? Enough to share between a few

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've just had steak

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Gluten free, right?!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it salt and vinegared?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Is battered

Would you like some? Enough to share between a few"

Ooh yes please, I love a battered sausage

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I think I have overdone the sausage today. I had six, yes six cumberland ones and as nice as they were that is very indulgent of me and not good for the waist line either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could go a battered sausage or you wanting to batter someone with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've been waiting for your sausage for far too long already.

terrible service.

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes aside, I can't eat pork these days. That shit is gross.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is there enough for me to slice a bit off?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'll have a nibble please

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You already know how much I want your battered sausage

Mrs

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"You already know how much I want your battered sausage

Mrs "

Sausage and baby batter.

I'm not sorry.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Is battered

Would you like some? Enough to share between a few"

Prefer to take the whole lot myself

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

I don't eat meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a battered sausage

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I've never had a battered sausage "

Overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated "

All sausage is overrated

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated "

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Too fatty for me.

Have you got anything leaner?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd love a Saveloy but can't seem to find them now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?"

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese."

I could do without cheese

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese.

I could do without cheese

"

But then it's just a bland burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese.

I could do without cheese

But then it's just a bland burger "

I can add my own sauce.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese.

I could do without cheese

But then it's just a bland burger

I can add my own sauce."

As much as I love you I've decided I wouldn't eat a sausage after it's been inside you. I'm sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to the chipshop now because of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated

Dildo sausage? You can eat and use without a man?

Pointless.

That's like a cheeseburger without the cheese.

I could do without cheese

But then it's just a bland burger

I can add my own sauce.

As much as I love you I've decided I wouldn't eat a sausage after it's been inside you. I'm sorry."

I wouldn't either to be fair.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"I've never had a battered sausage

Overrated

All sausage is overrated "

Ah, but you've never tried mine (and I do mean sausages)!

Every now and again I make a batch, about 5/6 lbs. Could be mixed Game, duck/goose, venison.....basically whatever I have in my freezer that needs using.

Not had a complaint yet....unless I've burnt them on the BBQ (but then, the dogs are more than happy to help out ).

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales


"I'd love a Saveloy but can't seem to find them now "

Yeah wtf happened to saveloys they were lush.

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