FabSwingers.com forum: Eroxon gel

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

A very successful erectile dysfunction treatment - however when applied to haemorrhoids accidentally thinking it was Anusol it seems to have an undesirable effect of turning standard haemorrhoids into a bunch of aubergines hanging from your arse - has anyone else found this??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waaaaay too much information Todge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am sorry, that description really made me laugh. That hurt my chest I laughed so much.

Find some savlon!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm very careful about reading labels before application.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

Just for clarity this happened to ‘ a friend’ And im just mentioning it here … obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought *everyone* knew that!!

Sorry to hear that my friend!

I hope your aubergine arse grapes return to their natural colour / position soon!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Oversharing oversharing.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"has anyone else found this??

Haha no it’s just you.

This thread wins the prize for best “is is just me or…” type thread

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

My ‘friend’ would also like to know ehere they can buy a tractor innertube and an ice maker!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture proof please !

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please ! "

Oh hell no

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A very successful erectile dysfunction treatment - however when applied to haemorrhoids accidentally thinking it was Anusol it seems to have an undesirable effect of turning standard haemorrhoids into a bunch of aubergines hanging from your arse - has anyone else found this??

I'm currently trying not to look like a loony by lol'ing on the bus (

) sorry op but its too funny....

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Picture proof please ! "

Which picture category would that go in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Oh hell no

Oh pretty please.

. Unfiltered preferably

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please !

Oh hell no

Oh pretty please.

. Unfiltered preferably "

Bad bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Oh hell no

Oh pretty please.

. Unfiltered preferably

Bad bad girl

Fab made me that way

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I think the antidote is deep heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder."

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady

Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady

Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster

Lying toad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady

Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster

Lying toad

Best reply of the day.

. Actually made me snort.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

Ohhh. You know the one's where we are seeing the whole innards but outwards...

Oh like a strawberry anus

Exactly. But has been spat out like they forgot thier EpiPen

I will enclose a pic of the turkey giblets which bears an uncanny likeness to my …. Friends arse!!

Just stop it, I am meant to be working and this is too funny.

Not sure about putting ice on it, be worried that you might get the same result as sticking your tongue on an outside tap when it is frozen in the winter.

But if you do, and the result is the same, please tell us, cos I will laugh even harder.

No ! No ice. The gentleman brought his predicament into the open so it should be dealt with thusly.

Id recommend laying said item on a oil burner and watch them sizle off instead.

Jeepers, I wouldn't like to cross you lady

Naaa. I'm just a squishy fat hamster

Lying toad

Best reply of the day.

. Actually made me snort. "

My pleasure

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

You could use the aubergines sliced in a nice moussaka

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"You could use the aubergines sliced in a nice moussaka

With a nice Merlot perhaps

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

You’re all a bunch of very sick depraved individuals… you’re like family to me!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"You’re all a bunch of very sick depraved individuals… you’re like family to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picture proof please ! "

Only if accompanied with sufficient quantities of eye-bleach

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

anti histamines are a good antidote, as they reduce the swelling, whether taking orally or topically.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

No wonder you’ve been grumpy

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"No wonder you’ve been grumpy "

It was definitely a friend who suffered…. Definitely not me… and whoever mentioned putting fiery jack, chilli & mustard on as a calming balm… theres a special place in hell for you!!! ( my friend says…)

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Oooh, ma grapes!"

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

A tip using Anusol, when it says 'Apply Externally' it doesn't mean in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So how are the hemorrhoids this morning? Are they still a nice purple colour or have they gone green yet.

Trained medical practioner here (got my qualification from Trump Uni), could I recommend Bazuka Sub-Zero Home Use Freeze Treatment (that cool sensation will soon go...)

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"So how are the hemorrhoids this morning? Are they still a nice purple colour or have they gone green yet.

Trained medical practioner here (got my qualification from Trump Uni), could I recommend Bazuka Sub-Zero Home Use Freeze Treatment (that cool sensation will soon go...)"

I shall check in with my friend - i think they only half read your advice and have started treating their haemorrhoids with Bazuka Verruca treatment by mistake….

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"A tip using Anusol, when it says 'Apply Externally' it doesn't mean in the garden. "

Valuable advice!!! I do know their window boxes look very……bunched???

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Has anyone used Eroxon and does it work?

My broker has sent me a recommendation to buy shares in the company which makes it.

Do I buy, or not buy, that is the question.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"Has anyone used Eroxon and does it work?

My broker has sent me a recommendation to buy shares in the company which makes it.

Do I buy, or not buy, that is the question."

It’s on the up and up

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By *oveallMan
over a year ago

kells

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. Monkey Ass symptoms ..

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By *ldbutable1Man
over a year ago

hewish

"Picture proof please !

Which picture category would that go in?

admin would ban it as using veg in a rude way

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Once used Prep H as toothpaste one rather groggy morning, wasn’t nice and took a lot to remove it

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Can I unread things please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've grown aubergines in our greenhouse, and made some delicious aubergine chutney, which I will now have to cast into the ether, as I have no desire to be reminded of your unfortunate misapplication...

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