FabSwingers.com forum: Dad Jokes

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I'm a big fan of dad jokes. Probably a sign of my age but I guess that means we all get there eventually.

Give us your best (or should that be worst?) Dad joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a dad joke

But little Johnny is dateing three woman and couldn’t decide witch one to marry bween them so he decided to give them a test He took £1500 out of the bank and gave each one £500 to see how they'd spend it.

The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.

The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.

The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.

Which one did he choose?

Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Not a dad joke

The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.

The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.

The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.

Which one did he choose?

Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits."

Hehe. Nice one. But I think you meant to post that in my "dirty jokes" post. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a dad joke

The first spent it all on herself. When he asked why, she said she wanted to look her best for him.

The second spent it all on him. When he asked why, she said she wanted him to look his best.

The third spent half on herself and half on him so that they'd both look their best.

Which one did he choose?

Simple, he chose the one with the biggest tits.

Hehe. Nice one. But I think you meant to post that in my "dirty jokes" post. Lol"

I didn’t see the dirty jokes thread till after posting

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I only just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist.

Can't believe I'm only just discovering this. He never spoke about it.

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I dreamt last night that I was making love in an ocean of orange pop.... But then I realised it was just a Fanta Sea

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

What did the Greek cheese say as it looked in the mirror?..

Hello Me. (Haloumi)

I'll get my coat

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My obese parrot died today… it’s sad but it’s a huge weight off my shoulders.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I text my boss this morning " what's the difference between this morning and your daughter "

He asked what !! I said

" I'm not coming in this morning "

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

What do you call someone who dyes their hair orange?

Transginger.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I text my boss this morning " what's the difference between this morning and your daughter "

He asked what !! I said

" I'm not coming in this morning "

Lmao. oh that would be the absolute best way to get fired. Shag his daughter and then tell him about it through the art of a cryptic pun.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What did the Greek cheese say as it looked in the mirror?..

Hello Me. (Haloumi)

I'll get my coat"

You do that mate. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Lol

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