FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty jokes

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Give us your absolute dirtiest joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there so much dirt on the forest floor?

Because nature abhors a vacuum

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

The dirtiest joke is The Aristocrats, there's even a documentary about the history of the joke.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ha. Mate, wrong thread. I think you meant to post that in my 'dad joke' post. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The dirtiest joke is The Aristocrats, there's even a documentary about the history of the joke. "

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha. Mate, wrong thread. I think you meant to post that in my 'dad joke' post. Lol"

Thought I'd get both in 1 - it's got dirt in it ??? Or did I muss the point?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Ha. Mate, wrong thread. I think you meant to post that in my 'dad joke' post. Lol

Thought I'd get both in 1 - it's got dirt in it ??? Or did I muss the point?

Nah, it's all good mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dirtiest joke is The Aristocrats, there's even a documentary about the history of the joke. "

Oh fuck if you don't know it then find it, the film about it is hilarious

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By *elfordstevieMan
over a year ago

Telford

I said to a girl on the bus “Excuse me, I think you’ve got some cum on your dress”.

“Oh no”, she said “It must be mayonnaise “.

“I doubt it. I don’t ejaculate mayonnaise”.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I said to a girl on the bus “Excuse me, I think you’ve got some cum on your dress”.

“Oh no”, she said “It must be mayonnaise “.

“I doubt it. I don’t ejaculate mayonnaise”. "

Haha

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A: I've never had a lentil on my face.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A: I've never had a lentil on my face.

Nice. I like they way it took a kinky turn.

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By *andacouple3Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A: I've never had a lentil on my face.

Terrific

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Two nuns riding bicycles along a cobbled street.

One nun says to the other " I've never come this way before "

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

What do you call a woman that sets fire to the telephone bills?

Bernadette

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

What did the cowboy say to the car salesman?

Audi

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"What did the cowboy say to the car salesman?

Audi "

Was it a dirty Audi he was selling ?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"What did the cowboy say to the car salesman?

Audi

Was it a dirty Audi he was selling ?"

Yes.

A dirty Audi, partner.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why do walruses love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."

Haha. I like it. A bit surreal but funny.

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

How do you know you have a high sperm count

Your girlfriend has to chew befor she swallows

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"How do you know you have a high sperm count

Your girlfriend has to chew befor she swallows "

Lmao!

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

A girl is dating a billionaire and is complaining to her bestie that he fucks her ass a lot

Her bestie says ,, so ??

The girl says

Well I like it but it’s really regular

When I met him my little hole was like a 5p piece

Now it’s like a £2 coin

Her bestie says

Your dating a billionaire and your moaning about one pound ninety five

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

'just got this one off YouTube (so blame them)

What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic Priest?

A zit won't wait 15 years to spurt on your face.

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By *P CompanyCouple
over a year ago

lichfield

Did you hear about the catholic mother who had to get the devil in, to get the priest out of her son

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

What's the difference between the local slapper and a tenpin bowling ball??

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball..

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

What's the difference between the local slapper and a tenpin bowling ball??

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball..

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"What's the difference between the local slapper and a tenpin bowling ball??

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.."

How to get a minger/slapper pregnant.. wank over her shoes and let the flies take care of the rest.

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess that snails make...

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By *empted23Couple
over a year ago

countryside

A builder cat calls a hot girl walking down the street

Oi darling sit on my face

She Reply’s

Well a suspect your nose is bigger than your dick

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A builder cat calls a hot girl walking down the street

Oi darling sit on my face

She Reply’s

Well a suspect your nose is bigger than your dick "

That's a good retort

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess that snails make..."

Lol. Oh dear

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

"Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess that snails make...

Lol. Oh dear"

Sorry!!

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