FabSwingers.com forum: Honest profiles

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Give an example what it would look like if some of the profiles we read were written honestly:

Look, I have a big cock and let's face it, that is all you're interested in. But I'll put some fluff here all about being educated and gentlemanly and how I like foreplay and shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say my profile is pretty honest

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I would say my profile is pretty honest "

And a historical refence point regarding the bum evolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is honest after q lot of help qnd advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... just read ours?

As honest as it gets

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine isn't honest. I do want your babies. The jelly variety.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I meant honest in a different sense. Not necessarily your own.

Just look at all the caveats that people put to out the time wasters. It's those profiles that I'm talking about....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say my profile is pretty honest

And a historical refence point regarding the bum evolution

Ha ha I was digging though old pics last night and thought it make a funny good pic ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup honestly I wear sensible knickers and love to talk about m and s food

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By *andB130Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Ours is honest, best to be upfront from the start.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"I would say my profile is pretty honest

And a historical refence point regarding the bum evolution

Ha ha I was digging though old pics last night and thought it make a funny good pic ha ha "

It did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is honest I'm completely unstable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say my profile is pretty honest

And a historical refence point regarding the bum evolution

Ha ha I was digging though old pics last night and thought it make a funny good pic ha ha

It did

Awww thank you so much

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Some people have shagged me and didn't mind. Maybe you'd be up for giving it a shot.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Some people have shagged me and didn't mind. Maybe you'd be up for giving it a shot. "

Lol. That's the kind of thing I meant.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Yup honestly I wear sensible knickers and love to talk about m and s food "

I also wear M&S pants and like banging on about food. Maybe I should add that to my profile. For completeness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is super honest.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"Mine is super honest. "

Nope. Mentions your future bestseller but doesn't list previous ones or reveal your pen name. We want to be able to look forward to read those scurrilous (and hopefully sexed up) caricatures of ourselves that your wicked pen will draw.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Give an example what it would look like if some of the profiles we read were written honestly:

Look, I have a big cock and let's face it, that is all you're interested in. But I'll put some fluff here all about being educated and gentlemanly and how I like foreplay and shit."
Not everyone here is interested in sex, some just come to be social, some are looking for a relationship and some are not at all like minded

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Mine is totally honest but people still believe it’s a joke.

It’s really not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is super honest.

That's called protecting my identity. I'm honest not stupid.

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle

How's mine?

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"Give an example what it would look like if some of the profiles we read were written honestly:

Look, I have a big cock and let's face it, that is all you're interested in. But I'll put some fluff here all about being educated and gentlemanly and how I like foreplay and shit.Not everyone here is interested in sex, some just come to be social, some are looking for a relationship and some are not at all like minded

Really?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Mine is honest I'm completely unstable"

N the honesty

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I get what you're saying OP

Average middle aged woman, scrubs up ok, very picky, short fuse, can get the "ick" at the slightest thing, only really dtf maybe 2 weeks of the month.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I get what you're saying OP

Average middle aged woman, scrubs up ok, very picky, short fuse, can get the "ick" at the slightest thing, only really dtf maybe 2 weeks of the month. "

Ha. Very good.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

This is ours:

"A couple of fun loving Weirdos. We simply love sharing our adventures and our debauchery with people who don't take themselves too seriously and like to be free. If you'd like to know more about us, see our verifications.

We're also terrible swingers by the way. Mainly in it for the laughs, drinks and meeting great people. The hot sex and depravity with others is just an added perk. Oh and our Fabmin is even worse (although to be fair we do a try to reply to people within a time frame of 10 years).

But for all our faults we are actually pretty awesome when we collide with the right people (its our Big Bang theory)."

Think it sums us up pretty honestly. Don't see that not been honest works out in the end.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"This is ours:

But for all our faults we are actually pretty awesome when we collide with the right people (its our Big Bang theory)."

Think it sums us up pretty honestly. Don't see that not been honest works out in the end."

Aaahh, that's actually very cute. It really is your actual profile.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I look at my profile and think it’s an honest representation of me and is quite open about who I am.

So if you like MaccyD’s then I’m your guy

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