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Any doctors on here?

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea

Just wondering if there are any doctors on here. Could do with some advice and it’s probably quicker than trying to see my own one.

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By *ndy58Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

How could you possibly know that anyone offering "advice" on here is actually a doctor? Why not call 111 if it's difficult to see your own GP?

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Just wondering if there are any doctors on here. Could do with some advice and it’s probably quicker than trying to see my own one. "

Don’t go there!

You don’t know what you’re getting.

Too many people think they are experts in medicine, law, building, plumbing etc.

phone 111

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring extensively medically trained via the Army and being part of a family of Paramedics....

My advice is call 111

Jay

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea

Sound advice. Thank you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be quicker to study for a degree, then diagnose yourself.

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By *iguyyyMan
over a year ago

whitstable

I’m a dr what’s the issue? Will cost you £20 for answers :D

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Just wondering if there are any doctors on here. Could do with some advice and it’s probably quicker than trying to see my own one. "

I’m a Dr. Send me a picture and I’ll take a look.

I’ve a PhD Eng so my opinion may be at odds with a genuine medical practitioner.

Seriously- don’t ask Fab, we’re all a bunch of wankers - see your GP!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a Dr tell me your problem

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem "

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "

That’s a poisonous plant. Get yourself to A&E to be on the safe side.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "
It may cause nausea vomiting and diarrhoea

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "

Probably get some stomach issues, ring 111.

Mrs

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. It may cause nausea vomiting and diarrhoea "

That’s what I am experiencing. It seems a little better than last night but a fair bit of discomfort

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"I’m a dr what’s the issue? Will cost you £20 for answers :D"

You're clearly not a doctor. Only £20? Charlatan....

G

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "

What was it of Lily from Peru that you "accidentally" swallowed?one of her bodily fluids?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. It may cause nausea vomiting and diarrhoea

That’s what I am experiencing. It seems a little better than last night but a fair bit of discomfort "
thats the worst of it, why if i may ask did you eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fine it will work its way out the system. Drink plenty of fluid usually take some diorlyte. You can get this from the pharmacy. Its halve life is around 12 hours

Your still texting now so your past the bad zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally ingested tea tree oil and lavender

I was admitted for 12 hour obvs and had an ecg and bloods

Best to get checked over

K

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't take medical advice from an internet forum.

111, 24 hour pharmacy (pharmacist will be able to give you some guidance), or A&E.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Don't take medical advice from an internet forum.

111, 24 hour pharmacy (pharmacist will be able to give you some guidance), or A&E."

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Or failing that just post here for free unverified medical advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats up doc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'd trust those Swansea doctors either mind

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Just wondering if there are any doctors on here. Could do with some advice and it’s probably quicker than trying to see my own one. "

Call 111

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

It will definitely be quicker than 111 and quite possibly better advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "

Did you have a look online or was you first response to post on fab?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

How did you accidentally ingest it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. It may cause nausea vomiting and diarrhoea

That’s what I am experiencing. It seems a little better than last night but a fair bit of discomfort "

Hopefully you're still alive and have taken some sound advice and sought professional medical help.

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a Doctor of philosophy but I’ll take a gander at your rash if you like?

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"Im a Doctor of philosophy but I’ll take a gander at your rash if you like? "

Wittgenstein thought a rash just a word; Bishop Berkeley wondered if they were real. The philosopher with the experience, and the correct cream, was Homer Simpson.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Witch doctor here

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Throckley

Get your affairs in order and tell the family where the will is

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. It may cause nausea vomiting and diarrhoea

That’s what I am experiencing. It seems a little better than last night but a fair bit of discomfort thats the worst of it, why if i may ask did you eat it? "

Stupidity really. I was having dinner and talking. Knocked a bit of broccoli off my plate and as it was only family and not in a restaurant, i picked up the little bits of broccoli and absentmindedly ate them. There were lilies on the table and i had about 5 or 6 stamens.

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By *iltom OP   Man
over a year ago

swansea

Thanks everyone. Feeling better now. Still not right but a lot better.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications. "

Well - where did you meet this woman and did she appear ‘riddled with it!’ ?

Long term - Did you agree to get her a green card in exchange for cheeky anal by the bins?

See a Dr!!

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"I'm a Dr tell me your problem

I accidentally (don’t ask how) ingested some peruvian lily. Feeling absolutely awful and wondering about the long term implications.

What was it of Lily from Peru that you "accidentally" swallowed?one of her bodily fluids?"

Hahahaha...nice one...

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