FabSwingers.com forum: How easy are you?

By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

I’m easily led, when it comes to Jaffa cakes…

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not easy

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

I'm like a Sunday morning

Mr H.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a lot less easy than I was.

Possibly even picky now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who it is .. I can be exceptionally easy, or exceptionally difficult.

If it’s someone incredibly sexy I can be simultaneously very easy and very hard at the same time!

(Geddit!? *it’s an erection gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We joked earlier that Mrs A is greedy, not easy.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

The real question is, how does one become your friend? I have jellybeans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean it depends on a number off things with me

Like level off horn

How upfront about what it is

If they being truthful in they profile

If I have traveled to a club or something

Some times I can be easyer than easy other times I could completely play hard ball and never drop my knickers

Just depends on how I am feeling at that time

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A nice home-made cake and a cup of tea. I am yours

and maybe a pack of cheese and onion, golden wonders as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I can be a total push over, just say the words "fuck me" and I'm all yours. Other times I can be bloody hard work and it's as if my knickers are super glued on to my arse.

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

This is me

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

We’re easy with the right people… it’s just the right people are rare.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

This is me

The real question is how do I get you to like me enough? I have jelly beans?

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

You an ice queen? Never! I'll just go get the strap-on

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

I'm not easy because I'm neurodivergent. Nowt to do with my class level as I can code switch easily between classes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

This is me

I think ball gags work a lot better than jelly beans......well I think they would on me!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

People think I’m hard, but I’m totally easy once you work out the knack.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"A nice home-made cake and a cup of tea. I am yours

and maybe a pack of cheese and onion, golden wonders as well

Lol! takes notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

Definitely not.

Until I am.

Then yes.

Like most things its contextual. You feel that spark, its immediate. Zing. Gone. Out into the reeds never to return.

And I fucking love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how many drinks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

Otherwise I'm a completely guarded enigma Ice queen type. Apparently.

You an ice queen? Never! I'll just go get the strap-on

I'll bend over my dining table and wait in wet anticipation of those 34" inch legs.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"A nice home-made cake and a cup of tea. I am yours

and maybe a pack of cheese and onion, golden wonders as well

Lol! takes notes."

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By *litpleaserMan
over a year ago

Oldham

I'm definitely not easy...until the words BJ are spoken

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By *arlequin_tearsMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Easy?

That tends to depend who's asking.

Yes, ONS have their place.

But connection & chemistry are important to me.

Horrendous flirt, poly and more than happy with finding play partners (a friend of mine recently said, 'Sex is like badminton. Play it with your friends').

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Very good question I used to be

Very particular as it States on the

Profile .I want meeting of minds

Before bodies .I wouldn't dream of

Fucking a stranger . them comes Maya illness then comes covid .

No sex then no sign on sex at all .

Brings us to present day .I recent trip to the doctors brings me to think someone what of my own

Mortality. So in answer to the question .In the words of lionel Richie. I'm easy like Sunday morning .

Brethrn

Brother sister blk and white rich or poor the tranvest and woman next

Door the guy on the roof

And who else is there fuck me I'm in ryhming mode I do declare.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

It's not easy being me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for Mr, I'm not easy, I'm hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

That's the sort of reply I'd come out with haha. To the outside world I am boring, sensible, prim, proper, last person you'd think was into sharing sexual experiences. If you are lucky enough to really get to know me, I'll bend over and even take my own knickers off...if I'm wearing any

Mrs

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I'm really easy if I like you enough.

That sounds normal enough.

I'm far from easy. Like difficult or difficult adjacent.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Tbh it all depends what mood i am in and whether he provokes my mischievous side

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

I make everything difficult.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I make everything difficult. "

Lies!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I just asked a friend.

She said I am not hard work but I am not easy either and I have more class.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

It depends on the other person/people,

The mood,

Location,

Other company,

How horny I am,

And an absolute plethora of other factors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy like Sunday morning

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm very hard to get and won't shag anyone at the drop of a hat... They need to drop their knickers first

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"I make everything difficult.

Lies!"

I'll rephrase: I make everything hard *snort*

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm hard work on/off the site

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I make everything difficult.

Lies!

I'll rephrase: I make everything hard *snort*

Better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, meet me by the supermarket recycling bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning "

Not Saturday afternoon?

Hmmmm.

Or evening.

Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Easy like Sunday morning "

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm tougher to crack than a Rubix cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning

Not Saturday afternoon?

Hmmmm.

Or evening.

Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup."

Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close!

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

"Hey, meet me by the supermarket recycling bins

You going to kiss me and tell me I'm pretty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy like a wordle

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I am as easy as I am fussy - which means - if it doesn’t excite me, it’s not happening

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mr here, I'm not easy, some people say I'm infuriatingly difficult

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

"
me either I don't drink

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm tougher to crack than a Rubix cube

Ah well, there's plenty of clear youtube videos with step by step guides to crack those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when..."

I know right? Over a game of pool?

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Easy like a sunday moooooorrrrrning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What he said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I like you...then incredibly easy.

Otherwise...as I was told recently on here..."your very picky for a single man on here"

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when...

I know right? Over a game of pool?

You know it...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm as easy as algebra

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By *ablo200Man
over a year ago

sevenoaks

Easy. We both are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm as easy as algebra

x+y = A good time

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In no way.

Not easy to bed, not easy to like, not easy to be friends with, not easy to trust (others).

I’m easy to talk to though apparently - so that’s good.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm as easy as algebra

x+y = A good time "

10 out of 10.

Please come to my office to collect your gold star.

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By *hepherdsbush29Man
over a year ago

shepherds bush

Anyone ever get where they are east cos you want the attention and intimacy but then you feel a bit shit after cos it was so cheap. Sorry to get real haha

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm actually not easy.

I know mic drop right?!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Easy like Sunday morning

Then do you like pino

colards getting caught it the rain

Making love at midnight in the dunes off the cape then your lady

I'm looking for come with me

Let's escape .

I love the song but do you know I’ve never had a pina colada!!

Shut the front door. We are fixing this. Just say when...

I know right? Over a game of pool?

Does this mean your not coming with me that your swayed by the demon drink and game of pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, meet me by the supermarket recycling bins

You going to kiss me and tell me I'm pretty?

Absolutely

but only after I wipe Rex Holes' come off my lips. I wouldn't want him getting between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning

Not Saturday afternoon?

Hmmmm.

Or evening.

Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup.

Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close! "

The lying bastards.

They said 3pm.

Should have ordered a Papa's instead

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By *icosaurvoMan
over a year ago

Church Crookham

Yeah very easy lol can’t say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention. "

I can verify this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m hard work. I’m not sure that’s the same thing…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy like Sunday morning

Not Saturday afternoon?

Hmmmm.

Or evening.

Definitely Sunday morning though. Yup.

Yeah I think I’d have to add Saturday in there too. Also nearly Sunday afternoon. So close!

The lying bastards.

They said 3pm.

Should have ordered a Papa's instead

Indeed! We were sold a lie with the fish and chips!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Hard.

Unless I am into you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention.

I can verify this

Thanks for backing me up brucey I appreciate it

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"No I don’t think I’m easy. Well Maybe a little for the right person but that just depends on how I’m feeling at the time. I won’t just have sex with anyone that shows me some attention.

I can verify this

Thanks for backing me up brucey I appreciate it

The worst (ride me) xox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a redhead or a bbw I’m as easy as pie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could fill your box I would. So I think I’ll fill your thread instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently as easy as a nuclear war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.

I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Apparently as easy as a nuclear war

Well. Those blue knickers cause an explosion in my pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not easy by the way. Ok I was easy. But that was the old body.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.

I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone. "

You made me laugh there. I have a mate who says she dumps anyone she has sex with before date 3 as she obviously fancies them too much and there will be drama.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

That box is getting filled up

Easy or rather you feel comfortable in the environment, in yourself or with the person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexualy, I don't think I am easy. I mean for the right person, I sometimes find it hard to say no but in general I at least wait until date 3.

I am very easy in other ways though, a soft touch and a kind heart that wants to see the best in everyone.

You made me laugh there. I have a mate who says she dumps anyone she has sex with before date 3 as she obviously fancies them too much and there will be drama.

I think she could be on to something there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not easy I have preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends who it is .. I can be exceptionally easy, or exceptionally difficult.

If it’s someone incredibly sexy I can be simultaneously very easy and very hard at the same time!

(Geddit!? *it’s an erection gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m soooo very hard right now.

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

So easy that I’ve slept with people I really shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a Rubik's cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a Rubik's cube"

Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a Rubik's cube

Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?"

Third time lucky…

Can be done in 5 seconds by complete nerds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a Rubik's cube

Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?

Third time lucky…

Can be done in 5 seconds by complete nerds?"

That's obviously not you since it took you 3 attempts to write that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm like a Rubik's cube

Can be done in 5 seconds be complete nerds?

Third time lucky…

Can be done in 5 seconds by complete nerds?

That's obviously not you since it took you 3 attempts to write that..."

Is that a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I definitely wouldn’t say we’re easy!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"I've just been called easy by a friend because I said "bend me over and call me a good girl"

So are you as easy as I apparently am or do you have more class?

*disclaimer, this is a joke. I'm not easy, please don't fill my inbox with faf messages. Thank you. "

I am easy, but anyone who says I don’t have any class will get a a good shoeing and a tirade of foul mouthed abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not easy but I'm not that complicated either. I had a young male friend tell me that "men are using me for sex" so I replied "what do you think I'm using them for?

Some people will always struggle to understand us libertines

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